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| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 2:05:28 PM
I apologize for posting so much now... at work i have lots of downtime, and i just surf the net, so i'm going to be posting a lot over the summer! anyway, anyone have any cool web sites they want to give me the link to, to give me something to do? |
| 30 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Jay |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 1:40:58 PM
I like Ermey the best...I pranked a friend of mine with it, and instantly he was like, "Ermey? What the hell?" It was a classic moment... |
| ucfmeg |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 9:26:17 PM
I just realized that saying "funny voices that you can prank with" made me sound like a 12 year old stupid kid...my friends and I would get bored and call each other....perfect if you have a lot of time on your hands, just a clarification  |
| ucfmeg |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 9:24:28 PM
You might want to try ebaumsworld.com they have some really funny videos and games, and a whole part for prank calling, they list many famous voices that you can prank with, arnold is my fav...try it out :) meg |
| Jay |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 2:34:29 PM
I think i can do that job fairly well, Arthen
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Die. |
| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 09:41:31 AM
Man, this is depressing reading a thread by me talking about too much time on my hands...ahaha, like that ever happens anymore~! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 04:17:36 AM
You'll have to dumb those instructions down for them Dan. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 3:57:19 PM
INSTRUCTIONS
1. lie face down in shit.
2. drown. |
| GuitarGuy305 |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 3:28:28 PM
Not smart enough... |
| Jay |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 2:45:33 PM
....they're getting smarter.... |
| jaerich |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 11:03:51 AM
FAST CASH IT WORKS JUST READ CAREFULLY!!!!
INSTRUCTIONS
Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours. This program has remained
successful because of the HONESTY and integrety of the participants.
Please continue its success by CAREFULLY ADHERING to the instructions.
Welcome to the world of Mail Order! This little business is somewhat
different than most mail order houses. Your product is not solid and
tangible, but
rather a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists.
Many
large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.
(The money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is
made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that
list.)
[1] Immediately mail $1.00 to the first 5 names listed below, starting at
number 1 through number 5. SEND CASH ONLY. (Total investment: $5.00)
Enclose a note with each letter stating: "Please add my name to your
mailing list". Include your name and mailing address.
(This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are
paying
$1.00 for this service.)
[2] Remove the name that appears as number 1 on the list. Move the other
9 names up one position (Number 2 becomes number 1, number 3 becomes
number 2, and so on). Place your name, address, and zip code in the
number 10 position.
[3] With your name in the number 10 position, upload this ENTIRE file to
10 (ten) different bulletin boards. You may post it to the BBS's
message base or to the file section. Name it FASTCASH.TXT, and use
the
file description comments to draw attention to this file and its great
potential for all of us.
[4] Within 60 days you will receive over $50,000.00 in CASH.
Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and
again whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out these letters you
are automatically in the mail order business. People will be sending YOU
$1.00 to be placed on your mailing list.
This list can then be rented to a broker that can be found in your local
yellow pages listings for additional income on a regular basis. The list
will become more valuable as it grows in size.
This is a service. ** IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL **
If you have any doubts as to the legality of this service, please refer to
Title 18, Sections 1302 and 1341 of the Postal Lottery Laws.
NOTE: Make sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you, either
on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes
that
people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a
service, and should the I.R.S. or some other government agency
question
you, you can provide them with this proof!
Remember, as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully
followed, five memebers will be reimbursed for their participation as a
List Developer with $1.00 each. Your name will move up the list
geometrically so that when your name reaches the number 5 position you will
be receiving thousands of dollars in cash.
Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and
again whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out these letters you
are automatically in the mail order business. People will be sending YOU
$1.00 to be placed on your mailing list.
This list can then be rented to a broker that can be found in your local
yellow pages listings for additional income on a regular basis. The list
will become more valuable as it grows in size.
REMEMBER - THIS PROGRAM FAILS ONLY IF YOU ARE NOT HONEST - PLEASE!!
PLEASE BE HONORABLE...IT DOES WORK! THANK YOU
1. Brian Gregson 4404 E. 90th Pl.
Tulsa, OK 74137
2. J.R. Grant 206 Turnberry Drive
Covington, LA 70433
3. Whitt Algar 1014 Lansing Dr.
Mt.Pleasant, SC 29464
4. Larry Pultorak 93 Ferndale Lane
Minoa, NY 13116
5. Sharon Johns 9615 Meandering Way
Ft. Smith, AR 72903
6. Nestor Sulikowski 123 clifton st. Apt. 1
Cambridge, MA 02140-1753
7. Leigh B Tessler 25 Burgundy Drive
Greenville, SC 29615
8. Benjamin Bwanika Via della Pescara 46/113
06124 Perugia
Italy.
9. Jack van Waard P.O Box 5552
Moray Place
Dunedin
New Zealand
10.Jebrie. Richards 138 fiona cres. Hamilton,ont
l9c 6p4
The following letter was written by a participating member in this
program.
***************************************************************************
To those with the COMMON sense to participate in this easy money
opportunity:
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I
ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter within the next
two week.I ignored themalso.
Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of making thousands,
, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and
could not possibly work.
I was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a
local bulletin board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with
my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were
as skeptical as I, they would not be too quick to part with $5.00. But, I
BUY LOTTERY TICKETS WEEKLY IN MY PROVINCE AND HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT
BUT TICKET STUBS! This week I decided to look at this as my weekly
lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out $1.00 in each
as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't receive anything in the mail.
The fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can
not say that I received $50,000.00, but it was definitely well over $35,
000.00! For the first time in 10 years I got out of debt. It was great.
Of course, it did not take me long to go through my earnings, so I am
using this excellent money opportunity once again. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
AND GET READY TO ENJOY!
Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so
together we can convince people who are skeptical that this really does
work!
Good Luck,
Charles Kust
St Agathe Que.
Hey....
I'm one of the people who downloaded this awhile ago, and I've made quite
a profit...not 50,000 dollars, but TONS more than the 5 bucks I sent in. It
might take more than 60 days to get 50,000, but I think I can wait.
Danny Wood
ANOTHER ADDITION BY A PARTICIPATING MEMBER
PLEASE just try this and do it right it's only 5 dollars and its legal, but
DON'T try to cheat the system or you are cheating yourself!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE, A MAXIMUM OF ```5$ !JUST TRY IT!
SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE, THE MORE YOU SPREAD THE MORE YOU MAKE!
******************************************************************
*** ANOTHER ADDITION BY -=XxX=- **********************************
******************************************************************
THIS WORKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM PROOF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO IT...!!!!!!!!!!
***************************************************************************
**
THIS IS REAL AND LEGAL. AND IF U DO NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY AND
DO NOT RECIEVE ANY OR LITTLE MONEY. DO NOT BLAME IT ON THE MAILING LIST
NAMES. JUST INCLUDE YOUR NAME OR WHERE U GOT THIS TEXT FILE FROM EXAMPLE
AMERICA ON LINE ETC... ALSO THE NAMES ON THIS LIST HAVE NOTHING TO DO
WITH IF YOU GET YOUR MONEY OR NOT. IT IS GUARANTEED YES THAT YOU WILL GET
YOUR MONEY BUT THIS PROTECTS ALL NAMES ON THIS TEXT FILE. AND JUST
REMEMBER
IT IS NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU READ THE DIRECTIONS WRONG AND DID NOT RECIEVE
ALL YOUR MONEY. IF U DID NOT SEND IN ONE DOLLAR TO EACH 5 NAMES THAT WILL
MAKE IT SO YOU WILL NOT GET MONEY SO FOLLOW AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS
CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PROMISED 50,000 DOLLARS WILL COME!!!!!!!!
ALEX GREENWALD
Additional notes:
This system works equally well if mailed out manually. Mind you it
takes more effort to hand address the envelopes and the cost goes up
proportionately to cover the postage and envelopes. You must also photo
copy
the instructions, cross out the name in number one position, write in your
name in the number ten slot and change the rest of the numbers
accordingly.
(It might be neater to use white out or paste over the names.) In order to
achieve the same results you must send out the $1.00 to the first five
names
and then send out another 100 letters with copies of the program enclosed.
It has been suggested not to put a return address on the outside of the
envelope in order to encourage the recipient to open it. The return will
approximate that then received from the posts listed on the bulletin
boards.
Hello, my name is Steve Prester. As you may have
noticed I'm the tenth name on this list, so I do not have
a rags-to-riches story to tell here. However, I did make
a phone call to the 2nd name on this list, Ernest Goyette.
Did he have a rags to riches story to tell? Not exactly,
but then I found out that he did not follow the
instructions precisely. You see, Ernest lost faith in
the program before he had finished following instructions.
He only uploaded this file on one BBS, which happens to be
operated by Darryl McGinnis, the 3rd name on this list.
Ernest told me that he has received $92.00 to date
(1/6/90). I realize this is far from the $50,000.00
promised at the first of this file, yet one must keep
two things in mind:
1. $92.00 is almost 10 times his initial investment, and it only took
about
an hour of his time (there's nothing to lose).
2. This program works mathematically on an exponential scale. In other
words, for every one BBS that this file is uploaded onto, it should
spread to at least ten other BBSs and possibly a whole lot more. So,
if
Ernest had uploaded his file on all ten BBSs, he should have at least
gotten a hundred-fold of what he has, which would be $9200.00. Not
bad
for a few hours work and a $6.25 investment (including postage).
Finally, I would like to exhort those who become involved
in this program to maintain its integrity by being honest.
It is the only way that it can possibly pay off. In other
words, be sure to enter your name at the bottom of the
list and not in one of the top five positions (actually
this would be robbing yourself since it is while your name
is in the lower positions that it gets multiplied
exponentially over hundreds of BBSs). And, of course,
send your $1.00 off to the first five names. As I write
this I have not made a penny (that's because I have not
uploaded this yet), but I thought you might like to hear
from someone at the bottom of the list, instead of someone
claiming rags-to-riches. I hope such is true, and I'm
sure it will be if we all stick with it. The potential is
definitely here!
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| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 3:07:14 PM
not yet...i've been dominating for maybe 1-2 weeks now...and fluffy came in once with a massive blurb, and the back out again.
I doubt i will be a dominating force for a while, especially bigger than fluffy... I think I will reach 2000 posts within 2-3 weeks tho. |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 2:56:28 PM
hmmm, HTG... I don't think I would go quite that far:
Member Name Title Posts Last Post Member Since Country
Fluffy Alien Abductee 8267
07/07/2003 09/01/2001 USA
pcbTIM Alien Abductee 6256
07/06/2003 10/31/2001 USA
enthuTIMsiast Alien Abductee 5950
07/09/2003 09/05/2001 -
Silky The Pimp Alien Abductee 2727
04/25/2003 08/23/2001 -
My_Bad_Side Alien Abductee 2000
08/18/2002 04/08/2002 -
PJK Alien Abductee 2000
07/08/2003 09/11/2002 USA
{=HTG=} Fluffy-Esque 1967
07/09/2003 10/17/2001 USA
Jay Fluffy-Esque 1707
07/09/2003 08/24/2001 Wallis and Futuna Islands
Saint Jude Fluffy-Esque 1702
07/09/2003 10/01/2001 USA
KevinLesko Fluffy-Esque 1695
07/09/2003 08/23/2001 -
LizT Fluffy-Esque 1638
07/02/2003 08/23/2001 USA
victorwootenfan Fluffy-Esque 1572
07/09/2003 02/26/2002 USA
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 2:45:15 PM
quote:
again, i am sorry for dominating the board...i'm bored!!
It seems you've taken over Fluffy's role as the board dominator. |
| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 12:02:07 PM
again, i am sorry for dominating the board...i'm bored!! |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 06/25/2003 : 3:26:46 PM
http://www.zombo.com/ |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 06/25/2003 : 10:14:59 AM
quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
go to yahoo games and play "Bookworm"... you will get addicted! You can easily play it for 5 hours straight and not even know you played so long.
Don't know if yahoo has it, but I prefer WORD SHARK ... I used to play that for hours. Now I play bejeweled. |
| PJK |
Posted - 06/25/2003 : 09:39:34 AM
Fianally I am alone at home, no husband, no kids, er.. wait, I do still have my kid in the fuzzy suite....my black lab, Maverick.
Ah free time!!!! Oh no wait!!!! I have to pay bills, damnit, always something. Ok so maybe I don't have too much time on my hands and I shouldn't be posting here, ooops hehehe.....my mistake |
| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 06/25/2003 : 06:25:35 AM
one of the problems is that yahoo games is blocked on this connection. I wanted to play pinochle damn it!! |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 11:56:05 PM
go to yahoo games and play "Bookworm"... you will get addicted! You can easily play it for 5 hours straight and not even know you played so long. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 1:46:31 PM
Damn, i'm getting some bad speeds. My highest was 186 |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 1:33:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by {=HTG=}
Dont forget, you could just spank the monkey.
http://addictinggames.com/monkey.html
I spanked the money at 309 mile per hour! |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 1:23:53 PM
Dont forget, you could just spank the monkey.
http://addictinggames.com/monkey.html |
| victorwootenfan |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 06:30:46 AM
quote:
Originally posted by {=HTG=}
quote:
I apologize for posting so much now...
phht, no need to apologize. The new topics keep things intresting.
thank you...Thanks for all the wbsites, they should get me through today at least ;) |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 02:43:27 AM
quote:
I apologize for posting so much now...
phht, no need to apologize. The new topics keep things intresting. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/24/2003 : 12:34:54 AM
Ah. Thanks for reminding me about that site Pam. I hadn't visited that there place since school gotted out. |
| PJK |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 10:40:03 PM
My favorite fun site:
www.homestarrunner.com Strongbad is so funny. Check out his "emails" |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 9:14:58 PM
These sites are great! I don't have too much time on my hands... i actually don't have enough... or, at least, I have LOUSY time managment...
This article http://www.msnbc.com/news/929702.asp?0dm=W3ADN was on fark.com which I thought was kinda neat because I had already seen this comercial... it is pretty cool:
http://home.attbi.com/~bernhard36/honda-ad.html |
| Arthen |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 4:43:47 PM
www.bored.com has some good and bad things on there.
I understand about the being bored online. It sucks. |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 4:14:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Saint Jude
www.fark.com
Fark is so great...if you want to read some stuff go to http://www.textfiles.com/directory.html...it's all the old text files that used to circulate on bbs's before the internet caught on. |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 06/23/2003 : 4:04:37 PM
www.fark.com |
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