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| Erich |
Posted - 12/24/2002 : 01:39:46 AM
You guys are still some of my favourite folks to bullshit with. To Tim, Fluffy, Rew, Jon S., Mason, and all their loved ones, happy hollidays and thanks for being the most kick-ass crew around! (side note, i was introduced to the word "kickassery" recently, i think it may have been here, but im going to adopt that word very soon  ).
To the tr.com board gang, its always great to come hang out here. You all dont need naming, but thanks and have a safe and happy holliday. For you all, I want to share a little poem i wrote for some close friends for christmas:
"Cristmas For Hellen Keller"
I had left my house around midnight last night hoping to get a drink
I stumbled off over to the bar and said "shit, is that who i think?"
Sure enough, Santa was there doing Jello shots off Rudolph's nose
While his elves all bitched to Mrs. Clause about how the season blows
"We've been working without a contract for over 50 years!", they said
While Santa laughed his fat ass silly balancing peanuts on his head
Donner said something i couldnt quite grasp and was obviously totaly Blitzened
And Rudolph told Santa he fucked with Prancer and that hes gonna wake up Bar Mitzvened
The elves started laughing as they ran around hoping to look up the bar waitress' skirt
While the place was in tears with the "Mrs. Clause was here" that Santa had on his shirt
And as they downed doubleshots i just did double takes hoping to clear my head
On how the north pole took an intentional detour and ended up in "Sidelines" instead
Finaly I asked Santa himself "Hey fat man, whats up with the booze?"
He said "fucking Americans dont know how to party, but its better than gift wrapping shoes!"
I turned and i left but was slightly shook up by the vulgar display of calamity
But started to laugh when i though of the naughty kids greeted with Santas profanity
I couldnt wait for the morning to see his fat ass give the bird to the yuppies with Land Rovers
And I realized why christmas was just once a year - the 364 day hangover.
Peace, Love, Hippie Bullshit, Free Sex, Large Quentities Of Illegal Substances, Giant Squids, The Colour Olive, Uncle John's Prostate, Schoolgirls In Pigtails, Molecular Grandma, Ozone, and Diet Dr. Pepper,
Erich "That Was't Mistletoe" w/ an h |
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/26/2002 : 01:51:38 AM
I feel for ya Fleabass. Coming out of the closet is hard and......oh wait, that's not what you meant.
But I have a similar situation. Although it had nothing to do with politics, it does have to do with not having the best Christmas. OK, this is what happened......Mother tells daughter that relatives are coming over on the 23rd because they won't be there for Christmas. Daughter forgets and makes plans with friends. Relatives arrive and stay until 11 PM. Daughter is mad because her evening is ruined but still wants to go out. Mother obviously won't let this happen. Daughter throws tantrum because she feels like she's letting her friends down. Small drama, but it seems like it can be patched up. OK, fast forward to the next day (Christmas Eve). Mom tells daughter that the family is going to the evening mass. Daughter forgets and makes plans with friends. When mother tells daughter that she has to cancel, daughter throws second tantrum. After mass, the family begins to watch Scrooge (with Alec Guiness), but the daughter is still mad at her parents. By this time, the step-dad can't stand it anymore and the twp get into a very lengthy and heated argument. The end result: Christmas Eve is completely ruined.
But it didn't end this way. I don't know what happened between 2 and 10 AM because I was asleep, but everything seems to be back to normal. All I can say is, this has been one of the strangest Christmases ever, and my sister is more self-centered than I ever thought possible. But I felt better when my other sister's fiancee came over. Then we had some fun. He got me Medal of Honor: Allied Assalt.
Anyway, I hope everyone else had a lot of fun this Christmas. |
| PJK |
Posted - 12/26/2002 : 12:09:09 AM
Definitely wait until you don't need them finacially.....everyone knows the Republicans have all the money! hehehehe
Seriously, you wouldn't change their minds, why cause hassels with family? It's one thing if you are on your own and you can say take it or leave it but when you depend on them it is better to just bide your time. Just my opinion, for what it's worth. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/25/2002 : 11:28:42 PM
Ugh, well, the xmas festivities for me have been agonizing. Most of my immediate family like my dad and uncle are pretty conservative and anti-liberal and i got an earfull of propaganda and liberal bashing over the table at both xmas eve and xmas...ugh. I feel like the fact that i'm on the left is some dirty secret, I wanna "come out" but I fear my dad will disown me. Maybe i'll just wait till I don't need to rely on him financially anymore. Or maybe I'll grow a backbone b4 then...eh, whatever. Festivus for the rest of us. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/24/2002 : 4:53:24 PM
Thanx for the holiday wishes and the poem, it was kickassery!!! |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/24/2002 : 01:58:26 AM
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Originally posted by Erich
(side note, i was introduced to the word "kickassery" recently, i think it may have been here, but im going to adopt that word very soon ).
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2919 |
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