| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 06:35:47 AM
Starting brand new and fresh:
"Thats the problem with first impressions...you only get to make one"
"Yeah, three walls isnt enough"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
| 100 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 3:58:55 PM
quote:
Yours is Homer when he tries to cover up going to Moe's (I think)
Yes. Its funny, the insurance guy is handing him the check and he says, 'This Moe's...is it some sort of establishment?'
Homer's Head " Dont tell him it was a bar, dont tell him it was a bard."
Homer : ' It was a pornograpy shop, I was buying pornograpy. '
Homer's Head : "Phew, good one. I would've never thought of that.' |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 04:08:34 AM
Mine was Krusty. It was when he went on a bender and Bart took him home. He wakes up (hung over) and looks at his own poster thinking it's a miror.
Yours is Homer when he tries to cover up going to Moe's (I think). |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 03:47:04 AM
One of my favorites -
'it's a pornography shop, i was buying pornography' |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 02:14:54 AM
Yep. But I give up on yours...I dunno, Homer? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 02:11:37 AM
Manjula. When she's trying to get pregnant with Apu. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/05/2003 : 11:31:16 PM
quote:
Here's one......."Hold on a sec, kid......I got a tack in my head."
I'll have to think on that one, but in the meantime.
'Hmph! All that sex for nothing!' |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/05/2003 : 8:11:43 PM
Oh yeah. I remember that.
Here's one......."Hold on a sec, kid......I got a tack in my head." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/04/2003 : 8:10:13 PM
Lol, no, but that was a funny episode. The quote is when Lisa babysits Bart and Maggie. Barts calls up all these things to mess her up, and two of them are the long sub-sandwhich and Krusty for an emergency bachleour (sp?) party. He barges in later and says that, but see's Bart lying on the ground after falling down the stairs, haha. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/04/2003 : 7:56:45 PM
Grrrr........can't remember. It's either Hmer or someone talking to Homer. The only thing I can think of that could possibly fit into that context is when Homer takes that hoagie back and eats it for a month or something. Marge finds it later behind the radiator. And by the end he gets sick because of how old it is, finds it in the trash and eats some more. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/04/2003 : 6:46:49 PM
Here's another :
'All right, we can call it even as long as I get some of that big sandwhich. . .whoa, i'll come back.' |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 07:03:31 AM
C'mon! Homer........here's one.
"Can't we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?" |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 7:22:01 PM
Here's one : 'All right brain, I dont like you, and you dont like me, so help me get through this so I can kill you with beer.' |
| tim~and~dave |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 2:36:29 PM
Mr. Spitz Goes to Washington |
| monkeyman41 |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 2:28:33 PM
the kent brockman one was great. the one where krusty is running for congress.
Kent Brockman here live at the nominating convention........how can i prove we are live..........penis. And now Krusty the Clown |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 2:24:50 PM
Yeah, your right, it was Kent. I forget which episode too, but it was hilarious when he said it. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 05:54:43 AM
The Homer quote is from the episode where Shelbyville steals Springfield's lemon tree and keeps it in the impound lot.
I think that Kent Brockman said that last one. I don't know which episode though, because it's a newer one. |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 3:30:08 PM
"the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there"
Ralph - valentines day episode
"stupider like a fox!"
Homer but dont knw what episode
No clue on the last one. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 04/06/2003 : 10:41:40 AM
Thought I'd dust this off and bring it back with a few more quotes :
"stupider like a fox!"
"the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there"
"To prove that we are live . . . penis." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 06:44:12 AM
Fair enough. But one of my all time favorite Simpsons moments is when Homer is talking to the board of the people that made the show, 'Police Cops.' And he says, "Please, I beg you, let me keep my dignity!" And turns to walk away but slams into the cactus.  |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 8:47:35 PM
I don't know......but if he didn't, then you're one sadistic son of a bitch. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 8:43:28 PM
Your right, but help me out Patrick. Doesnt Homer say this after Marges question.
"Oh honey, they have acid that can burn that off?" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 8:31:30 PM
Marge.
"Well well........looks like the spider's caught himself a couple of flies." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 7:06:40 PM
quote:
Is that the episode where a detective show uses Homer's name so he changes his?
Yep, you got it. How about this one?
"What about the tatoo of your name on my...you know what?" Easy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 10:22:55 PM
Hmmmm.......looks like someone's been catching up on her TV viewing. |
| tericee |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 10:20:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
When the motorcycle gang takes over the Simpson house and kidnaps Marge, what is the name on the back of their jackets? Is it Hells Angels, or something else? I couldn't read it when I saw that one. It did look like it said "Hells (something)", but I am not sure.
Hell's Satans
(chosen in favor of the runner-up name, "The Christ Punchers") |
| tericee |
Posted - 01/17/2003 : 10:17:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by {=HTG=}
Here's one: "Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!"
Is that the episode where a detective show uses Homer's name so he changes his? |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/13/2003 : 11:58:35 PM
Dammit, you have failed me, you have let me down. I guess that will teach me for placing to much faith in my fellow man. Damn them, damn them all to hell!!
Oh yes, the MP sketch was very funny as well. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/13/2003 : 11:54:00 PM
Sorry buddy. I've only seen that episode about two TIMes, so I haven't been able to soak up all the info. Although it does remind me of that Monty Python skit about the Hell's Grannies. Man that was funny. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/13/2003 : 11:49:19 PM
Finally, pcbTIM is back, now maybe I can get a definitive answer to my above question!!! |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 01/04/2003 : 12:26:41 AM
Here's one:
"Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!"
 |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/03/2003 : 04:30:31 AM
When the motorcycle gang takes over the Simpson house and kidnaps Marge, what is the name on the back of their jackets? Is it Hells Angels, or something else? I couldn't read it when I saw that one. It did look like it said "Hells (something)", but I am not sure. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/23/2002 : 9:08:14 PM
The one where Homer becomes the teacher for marriage councel, and him and Marge are arguring becuase Homer is telling personal secrets. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 10:15:59 PM
Yeah, HTG, your right it is Homer, but what episode is it? |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 9:14:58 PM
haha, yep.
"Yes, yes, kill Krusty, just like you'll kill him tommorow night!" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 9:12:59 PM
Sideshow Bob when he's trying to hypnotize Bart into killing Krusty.
"I thought I was your arch-enemy."
"I have a life outside you, Bart." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 9:06:56 PM
Good 'ole Homer. But here's one:
"uummm, the rake. My arch-enemy." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 8:16:43 PM
Yeah.......I think it's Homer too. He was describing some movie.....or pretending he was in a movie.
This one's obvious, but I love it anyway.
"Now you can either sit here and eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food so your dog will come running back, or you can go find your dog!"
"You're right! (leaves)"
"Rats! I almost had him eating dog food." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 12:59:34 PM
Your right TN, but I think your quote is...Homer?  |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 12/21/2002 : 11:25:22 PM
quote:
"Yes! Work the groin!"
That's the one where Side Show Bob tries to make Bart kill Krusty, and Bart is beating on a seramic(sp??) Krusty thing in front of Krusy Burger.
Here's one:
"...Cause when you stick your hand in a pile of goo, it's really your best friends face!!" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/21/2002 : 9:53:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by pcbTIM
And Fluffy, I've read about half of it. It seems good (which is odd for the new episodes), but kind of hard to follow. Maybe I'll just wait for it to come on on a Sunday at 8.
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 06:00:04 AM
Simpson geek? Well, here's one Fluffy.
"Yes! Work the groin!" |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 04:19:16 AM
A stumper, HAHAHA, but I knew it would be, I kinda cheated. My quote is from one of the opening menus for The Simpsons Road Rage playstation game. Lisa says it when she is introducing you to her auto for the game. I really thought one of you Simpsons geeks would get it. Oh well.
As for pcbTIM, did you ever check out:
FOR pcbTIM
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/05/2002 : 6:42:46 PM
I have no clue about TN's, but I wanna know Fluffy's. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/05/2002 : 09:47:25 AM
I can assure you TN, that I have absolutely no clue where that quote came from. If this was in a different thread, I wouldn't even know that it was a Simpsons quote.
And Fluffy, I don't know that one either.
Damn. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/05/2002 : 07:02:35 AM
Here's one for you pcbTIM, I will be quite impressed if you know this one. I will bow to your superior knowledge(of The Simpsons, HEHE).
"Time for a little Electric Speed!" |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 10:16:58 PM
quote:
pssh.......amatuer.
What? You STILL haven't guessed mine.
quote:
"Well, I can fantasize too... hmmmm... ah-ha, Momma Celest(sp?) raaoorr."
"You toucha me, I cut you!"
Biatch. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 1:45:00 PM
Homer when he goes to the doctor and the doctor wants to TIMe how long his fat moves.
And Fluffy, I've read about half of it. It seems good (which is odd for the new episodes), but kind of hard to follow. Maybe I'll just wait for it to come on on Sunday at 8. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 03:24:24 AM
Hey HTG, are you killing whales with handgrenades again? |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 9:11:59 PM
Here's another:
"Wow! Look at that blubber fly!" |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 11:48:02 PM
quote:
CLOSE only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades!!!
eh.  |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 10:02:41 PM
CLOSE only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades!!! |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 9:39:37 PM
quote:
Sorry.....but I have to correct you.
"Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."
phht...I was close. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 7:32:17 PM
Don't forget to check the link pcbTIM!!!! |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 6:37:15 PM
pssh.......amatuer. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 5:46:18 PM
quote:
but Moleman had a ball in the groin."
Is that what his name is?? Never knew. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 4:37:20 PM
Sorry.....but I have to correct you.
"Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin." |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 3:47:30 PM
"Barney's had heart, but Moleman had a ball in the groin." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 09:56:43 AM
Barney Gumble on the episode where Jay Sherman joins the cast to hold a film festival. That quote is Barney's last line in the short film.
My favorite part of that episode is when Hans Moleman gets hit in the groin with the football, and Homer starts laughing hysterically.
"Hahahaha!!! This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!!! Hehe.....roll it again!" |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 06:40:04 AM
A quick quote: "Dont cry for me, i'm all ready dead."
From the Simpsons of course. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 11:25:30 PM
I could probably do pretty well in a SW trivia game...even though I'm probably a little rusty.. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 12:14:45 AM
I will be anxious to hear what your comments are on it after reading it. HEHE I found it quite amusing. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 12:10:57 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
Hey pcbTIM, isn't your dad also building a house for Gene Simmons?
and did you click on the link I provided in the first post on this page?
Yes he is (actually mt step-dad). I think he's very close to finishing. I actually worked on the building site a few years ago as a summer job. And I saw it a few months ago, man is that one amazing house. A Flatscreen in every room......tons and tons of space.....it just goes on and on.
And I did click on that link, but I'll read it later.....it's way too long for me right now. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 10:34:40 PM
Haha, your right, but good God! This topic has veered off its original course...someone guess this quote:
"YES! 50 BIG ONES!" |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 10:33:20 PM
Have you looked around the board lately? Some of the most inane conversations spawn the longest threads. HEHE Check out the thread call "Journey of our Posts". We are truly proud of our decadance. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 10:16:27 PM
Amazing. Such a simple game could spawn 3 pages of replys. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 9:31:01 PM
Hey pcbTIM, isn't your dad also building a house for Gene Simmons?
and did you click on the link I provided in the first post on this page? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 08:56:24 AM
I must say Fluffy.....I am very impressed. I never though you would have gotten it. I guess you're a much bigger fan than you have let on.
And Teri, I'm not too sure about the Star Wars junk. I might know a thing or two.....but I don't know as nearly as much when compared to the Simpsons. However, I think it might be kewl to point out that my dad was on the ILM team (Industrial Light & Magic) for the first movie (episode 4). They performed all of the special effects, and my dad has some pretty kewl explanations of how they did things (if anyone is interested). Also, my step-dad built a house for Mark Hamill (Skywalker) a few years ago.
........but I still don't know too much. In fact, I've probably learned more about Star Wars though their video games. Like X-Wing, Y-Wing, A-Wing, Millenium Falcon, TIE Fighters, etc. |
| tericee |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:59:25 AM
Fluffy tops another page!!
This is a slightly scary thread. I have known almost NONE of the answers. I wonder if these guys are as good as Star Wars trivial pursuit as they are at Simpsons stuff. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:57:17 AM
Bart’s blackboard line: NO GOSPELS WERE WRITTEN BY SATAN
FOR pcbTIM
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:55:45 AM
So onto page 3.................................. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 05:54:07 AM
Smither's Yorkshire Terrier is named Hercules.
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Mmm, If you did it, sir? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 12:13:04 AM
Aw, do I have to? Hehe......alright, just let me think of one.
What is Smithers' dog name and what breed is he? |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 10:00:38 PM
Correct! Okay, your turn to slap a question down. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 9:48:59 PM
Pin Pals. They kicked out Otto so Mr. Burns could be in. The group also consisted of Homer, Apu, and Moe. Homer's shirt also made a reappearance in the episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay because he picked up a few tendancies from the gay man who owned the game shop. I can't remember his name.......I wanna say Carl, but I know that that's the other gay man who was Homer's assistant when he got promoted. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 8:22:41 PM
Damn! I should've known you would get it. How about:
What was the name of Homer's bowling team? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 8:01:17 PM
"Thou shalt not........(and he throws a rock at the spider, which knocks it unconsciuos)"
Trick question!!!!!!
If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7-B.
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:51:10 PM
Your right, but that one was way to easy, hhmmm, how about:
What Bible verse does Homer say to get rid of the giant spider blocking the exit so he can go to the Duff plant with Barney? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:36:10 PM
Correct. And he's the safety inspector there.
Smithers: There's some trouble with the reactor in Sector 7-G
Burns: Good God! Who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Good man? Intellegent?
Smithers: Actually, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Burns: Thank you, President Ford! |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:31:04 PM
quote:
You're WAY better than that guy.
That's good to know.
And to answer HTG's question, it's sector 7-G. Right? |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 7:11:24 PM
Quick Simpsons triva:
What part of the power plant does Homer work in? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 09:42:51 AM
Episode where Lisa needs braces. Mr. Burns wants to cut the union budget, so he decides to get rid of the dental plan in exchange for a keg of beer. Homer figures this out after couple minutes of
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces!"
and prevents it from happening. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 07:11:42 AM
quote:
I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something.
Awesome, our TR board spell checker. |
| tericee |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 01:23:24 AM
You're WAY better than that guy. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 12:38:55 AM
quote:
I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something.
Damn, I feel like SGWAG, haha... no?....okay... |
| tericee |
Posted - 11/26/2002 : 12:25:32 AM
quote:
Originally posted by TalkingNeurons
Damnit, Tericee, quit making fun of me!
I'm sorry - a little. I'm just hoping that my time here on the board is not wasted. If I can help just one person learn how to spell better I will feel like I've accomplished something. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 11/25/2002 : 11:56:31 PM
Damnit, Tericee, quit making fun of me!
But seriously, braces, braices, whatever, the kind you put in your mouth. |
| tericee |
Posted - 11/25/2002 : 8:22:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TalkingNeurons
"Lisa needs braises..."
By braices, do you mean braces?
BTW, I have no clue what episode that was in. When the answer is revealed I will try to download it from the Simpsons FTP. |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 11/25/2002 : 8:07:55 PM
Damnit, I guess I am the one to keep this topic alive!
Here's one:
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
"Dental plan..."
"Lisa needs braises..."
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 8:33:21 PM
Ditto. But that mental picture of eating whip cream with a gun sounds pretty funny. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 1:23:52 PM
Must be a newer episode, haven't seen it. |
| joemoe |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 07:29:49 AM
Ha ha. The same episode where Chief Wigum see's Homer tied up in a chair through the scope of a rifle and says, "Oh sweet! The suspect is tied to a chair. Easy shot!" |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 06:38:34 AM
Its Homer, but wrong episode. Its when Burns is getting married, and Snake, Burn's wifes ex-boyfriend kidnaps both her and Homer, and tells her that he's going to pistol whip Homer all night to get her to love him again. He says, "Um, pistol whip," and you see a thought bubble of him eating whip cream with a gun. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 02:44:11 AM
I'd have to say that Homer said it...maybe in the beer baron episode? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/17/2002 : 4:00:24 PM
Well......I think it's Chief Wiggum.....but I could be wrong. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:54:33 PM
Damn. Yes, yes it is. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:49:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by HispanicTeenGuitarist
"Uuummm, pisol whip."
Is that supposed to be pistol? |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/17/2002 : 3:21:27 PM
quote:
And it's not that I've lost interest in this topic, it's just that every quote seems to be from the last couple of seasons......so I can't even begin to guess them.
Some Simpsons fan you are, phht* Here's one though.
"Uuummm, pisol whip." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 10:15:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by HispanicTeenGuitarist
Its no use Joemoe, everyone seems to have lost intrest in this topic.  But to answer that quote, its that black haired commedian and Marge says "oh lord." Cant remember her name though.
I think it's Janine Gerafalo (sp?).....you know, that chick in The Truth About Cats and Dogs....
And it's not that I've lost interest in this topic, it's just that every quote seems to be from the last couple of seasons......so I can't even begin to guess them. |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:56:01 PM
hehehe! HAve a good time at your dads! |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 11/15/2002 : 5:54:54 PM
Ha! I must leave now to head for my dads. I figure your going to get about 20 more posts in...hhhmmm.  Damn you Jay. |
