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| Ginohassideburns |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 6:03:39 PM
I work at a Video Rental store and came across what I believe has to be one of the worst movies in history! Kazaam with Shaquile O'neal god does this movie suck! along with Steel starring Shaq, Mr. O'neal I suggest you just stick to B-ball. I was just curious to what all of your worst movie picks would be?
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 08/05/2002 : 04:12:10 AM
Uhhh, OK, I'm lost, but whatelse is new? Anyway, as for Vin Diesel, I really liked him in Pitch Black. I think he is OK if he sticks to characters like that. I don't think he will ever be a DeNiro or Pacino but he can be pretty kewl at some roles. Just my 2 cents
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 08/05/2002 : 03:56:50 AM
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funieously serry stuff...
hehe......so is that!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 08/03/2002 : 6:35:01 PM
quote:
ASS CONTROL
MINDIMILATE
-what-
That's some funieously serry stuff...
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| GuitarGuy305 |
Posted - 08/03/2002 : 6:31:03 PM
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How about Tomcats, that movie was pure agony. Also there was this super shitty low budget vampire movie with Carmen Electra in it I saw a while back, definatly in the running.
Hmm....Chosen One: Legend of the Raven?
Never seen it....
Adam
Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...
Email: Guitar_Boy1@yahoo.com
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:38:26 PM
I would have to say that any movie that comes up on MST 3K would have to be in the terrible movie catagory............but when you add Crow, Mike Nelson, and Tom Servo........they suddenly turn into some of the best movies.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 1:38:35 PM
sure....
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 09:45:54 AM
got it from fark.com
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 02:41:58 AM
You're always telling me to stop WATCHING sci fi, and you're surfing their web page!? Somebody's a hipocrite....
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 12:49:51 AM
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-main.html?2002-07/29/13.00.film
on topic of vin, should make u all angry and lose all faith in hollywood.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 12:39:46 AM
but he is such a great actor, one of the best around..................
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seriously though he sux
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 12:21:18 AM
Since this is a movie topic, does anyone else really really really really HATE Vin Diesel? Or is it just me.
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 10:35:45 PM
Oops I Crapped My Pants....
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 8:22:28 PM
Are you talking to your brain in that last one?
Mind, my ass control is late.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:59:43 AM
MIND MI ASS CONTROL IS LATE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 04:07:42 AM
ASS CONTROL
MINDIMILATE
This bears repeating.
-what- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 6:39:27 PM
OR
TIM DONT CROL
TIM ISS GRATE
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Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 6:35:39 PM
DIM TRL COLON
MI ASS IS LATE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 6:21:23 PM
ASS CONTROL
MINDIMILATE
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 5:20:17 PM
MIND CONTROL
ASSIMILATE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 02:06:20 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You'll never get me to come over to your side!!!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 01:36:06 AM
Now if we could just get pcbdmb to watch Clockwork Orange and NBK.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/02/2002 : 02:15:39 AM
CONFUSION
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MIND CONTROL
ASSIMILATE
-what- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 11:54:18 PM
CONFUSION
OBSERVATION
MIND CONTROL
ASSIMILATE
My work is done here!!!
But "I'll be back!!"(in bad Arnold S. accent)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| My_Bad_Side |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 11:09:09 PM
OOps, I didn't, I just saw a song and I thought it was from the awful...I mean great...movie Willie Wonka et al. I didn't read it...until now...seems that I remember actually liking that movie a WHOLE LOT! What a FABULOUS movie!!
Everyone should watch...no, wait...pay HOMAGE to that movie. Thanks for helping me see the light of this cult, I mean, classic movie.
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 11:01:14 PM
Hey enthuTIMsiast, did you see the song I wrote above for you Wonka hating ass. HEHE Don't be dissin' Willy!! I wouldn't want to have to throw you in a chocolate river.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 6:06:05 PM
Or maybe an expert on mustard! Gray Poop On.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 12:24:48 AM
Oh!! Is Silky a Scatologist? I had no idea.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 10:21:53 PM
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Well, if "it's tha shits" wouldn't it be poop culture?
Silky should know, he seems to be the resident expert on poop! Or is that poop on?
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 6:33:30 PM
HTG's friends said "it's tha shits!" and Fleabass thinks it because of pop culture. Well, if "it's tha shits" wouldn't it be poop culture?
Just curious.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Ginohassideburns |
Posted - 06/27/2002 : 3:23:06 PM
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stay away from: Rollerball, and Landspeed! STAY AWAY NOW, YA HEAR!?!
Rollerball sucks! I agree 100%
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 06/27/2002 : 1:25:48 PM
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What, what!? I heard that movie was supposed to be, and I quote my friend on this, "tha shits"
Does your friend like things that pop culture wants him to like? I have a few friends like that, and they like ANY movie, unless it's confusing.
"Women and rhythm section first."
Mr. Jaco Pastorius
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/27/2002 : 02:00:30 AM
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Rollerball
What, what!? I heard that movie was supposed to be, and I quote my friend on this, "tha shits"
"Boredom`s not a burden Anyone should bear" TOOL |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 5:18:40 PM
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I work at a Video Rental store
Hey sideburns.. me too! I'm a manager at a Blockbuster.
I had mentioned in that other thread that Moulon Rouge get my vote for worst movie. But for all of you who like to check out all the new releases.. here are two new ones to stay away from: Rollerball, and Landspeed! STAY AWAY NOW, YA HEAR!?!
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 10:55:43 AM
Here Fluffy, a flamning JoeMoe to you.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 04:23:36 AM
Ya think?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 02:10:15 AM
quote:
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got a ball peen hammer for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
If you are wise you will listen me,
What do you get when you pick on the boss,
razor blades covered in chocolate sauce,
What are you at getting beat with a bat,
What do you think will come of that,
I don't like the look of it,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not an asshole you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
Doompadee do!
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Cheesy movies are fine when it's once in a while,
It stops you from yaking and spewing your bile,
Cause thats repulsive, revolting, and wrong,
Spouting your derision all day long,
The way that a fool does,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
Given a lobotomy you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Who do you blame when Jasons a, BRAT,
Mouthy and loud like a boy in a, frat,
Blaming the parents is a lie and a, shame,
You know exactly who's, to, blame,
The En thu TIM si ast,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not hacked to pieces you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
What do you get from a glut of Freddie,
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three,
Why don't you try simply enjoying the show,
Or are you just a big fat schmoe,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no more board feeds,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you agree with me you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the, Oompa, Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
J/K HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Yeah, you have way too much time on your hands Fluffy 
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 01:41:27 AM
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got a ball peen hammer for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
If you are wise you will listen me,
What do you get when you pick on the boss,
razor blades covered in chocolate sauce,
What are you at getting beat with a bat,
What do you think will come of that,
I don't like the look of it,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not an asshole you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
Doompadee do!
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Cheesy movies are fine when it's once in a while,
It stops you from yaking and spewing your bile,
Cause thats repulsive, revolting, and wrong,
Spouting your derision all day long,
The way that a fool does,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
Given a lobotomy you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Who do you blame when Jasons a, BRAT,
Mouthy and loud like a boy in a, frat,
Blaming the parents is a lie and a, shame,
You know exactly who's, to, blame,
The En thu TIM si ast,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not hacked to pieces you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
What do you get from a glut of Freddie,
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three,
Why don't you try simply enjoying the show,
Or are you just a big fat schmoe,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no more board feeds,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you agree with me you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the, Oompa, Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
J/K HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 12:24:12 PM
quote:
WORST movie ever?
I don't know, there are SOOOOOO many bad ones... Dude Where's My Car is definately up there tho. Maybe with Willie Wonka et al.....And anything with Freddie Prince Jr. And Brennan Frazier (except Blast From the Past, which I still like for some reason).
-what-
The pissed-off oompa loompas have been dispatched to your house.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 11:21:34 AM
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From Dusk till Dawn
Can you belive they made 2 sequals to that crap.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
I actually think it's more than 2 sequels, they have some kind of cult following...
"Women and rhythm section first."
Mr. Jaco Pastorius
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 11:18:46 AM
quote:
From Dusk till Dawn
Can you belive they made 2 sequals to that crap.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 05:36:11 AM
Don't be dissin' Willy Wonka. I will have to lay the smack down on yo ass, Or maybe just open a couple cans of whoopass, Or push you in the chocolate river.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 01:38:54 AM
WORST movie ever?
I don't know, there are SOOOOOO many bad ones... Dude Where's My Car is definately up there tho. Maybe with Willie Wonka et al.....And anything with Freddie Prince Jr. And Brennan Frazier (except Blast From the Past, which I still like for some reason).
-what- |
| genome |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 7:54:39 PM
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I figured you would Genome, but let's not let the fact that we can't agree on anything other than TR's bad-assedness get in the way of everything.
I'd like to point out this post to you powdrdogdmb: Spiderman..can we say, YES
Why exactly did you figure I would like this movie a lot? Do you know me that well? I guess you're one of the two people on this message board that seems to think I disagree with them nonstop. That is, of course, you and Ginohassideburns. I don't ever intend to disagree with you or Gino specifically, I guess we just disagree naturally.
I agree with you, I think the flag scene at the end was a bit much. I totally agree. And I've been to both LA and NYC and I didn't think twice about the accents.
Just enjoy the movie, man.
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| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 7:16:34 PM
I figured you would Genome, but let's not let the fact that we can't agree on anything other than TR's bad-assedness get in the way of everything. Ohh, and Army of Darkness is bad ass on my list, right up there with From Dusk till Dawn on my list of cult classics. Anyhow, didn't anyone find Spiderman just a bit too cheesy, just a bit to patriotic (like the end scene with a flag that doesn't exist in reality at the top of the Empire States Building, or the New Yorkers with Los Angeles accents, I mean come on people get out more!) Besides, even the special effects weren't that smooth... Okay, I'm off my rant.
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I liked Spiderman a lot.
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 6:15:18 PM
http://maximonline.com/entertainment/articles/article_4706.html
Xanadu is on there flea... XANADU!
Anyone else been unfortunate enough to see that movie.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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| Isaac |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 12:34:04 PM
How about Tomcats, that movie was pure agony. Also there was this super shitty low budget vampire movie with Carmen Electra in it I saw a while back, definatly in the running.
Isaac
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 06:05:02 AM
Army of Darkness, one of the funniest, KEWLEST, movies of all TIMe.
Boomstick, "Groovy"(before Austin Powers stole it), the 3 SECRET words("There I've said it!!!" that still cracks me up just thinking about it.) I just bought the Deluxe DVD of Evil Dead that comes in the spongy Book of the Dead. It is way kewl. I got one for Frank as well. He is the one who turned me on to Army of Darkness. Well I am off to S-Mart to do some shopping. See ya later.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 03:40:35 AM
quote:
I work at a Video Rental store and came across what I believe has to be one of the worst movies in history! Kazaam with Shaquile O'neal god does this movie suck! along with Steel starring Shaq, Mr. O'neal I suggest you just stick to B-ball. I was just curious to what all of your worst movie picks would be?
Wait, how can you not like Kazaam? Here, let me reiterate the basic plot. Shaq is a genie, but instead of coming out of a bottle like a normal genie would, he comes out of a BOOM BOX! Yeah, that's right. Whoever wrote that movie just set out to throw the audience on a loop w/ that one! A BOOM BOX! That is just pure genius. My hat is off to Mr. Shaquile O'neil for picking that role! Luck of the Irish hey?
"Women and rhythm section first."
Mr. Jaco Pastorius
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| Ginohassideburns |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 11:10:30 PM
I thought it was ok, I just like Sam Raimi movies because of cheesy camera angles and one liners. If you haven't seen Army of Darkness, and the Evil Dead series I suggest you do they are really funny
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| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 8:19:43 PM
Hhhmmm, the first person I've heard of that didnt like Spider-Man.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| genome |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 7:43:19 PM
I liked Spiderman a lot.
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| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 7:00:37 PM
Haven't seen it, but I'm guessing it was worse than "Spiderman" - I saw that and if it wasn't for the laughing-at-the-bad-acting-and-dialogue factor I probably would have walked out... And how can you deny Kirsten Dunst, I'm mean I know he's not all man... but he still bleeds... All I know is that I had to get a stiff drink after the movie to calm down...
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Nietzche |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 6:06:25 PM
For a simple list of the worst movies ever...
http://us.imdb.com/Name?O%27Neal, Shaquille
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