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| therippa |
Posted - 06/07/2002 : 5:09:32 PM
What a slow day on the boards...reply so we have some new friggin content to read!
Ostrich Intenstines
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 12:14:14 AM
What? No chart to show the correct positioning of the fingers to play "The Brown Note"?
That is a great list. I just want to know how you found out what was in all these boxes in my room. I thought I was the only one who knew.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| therippa |
Posted - 07/23/2002 : 3:02:29 PM
Man, this forum has been growing mold and spider webs in the last 2 weeks...here's something to read.
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A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About
EDITOR'S NOTE:
I have only compiled this list. I claim no responsibility for errors,
discrepensies, bogus entries, repeated or contradictiory entries,
spelling or grammatical errors, or governmental action against those in
possession of this list. Thank for for your support!
THE PREMISE:
Last year, I attended a Science Fiction convention during which I
discovered (along with other things) that the makers of the
recently-demised TV series War of the Worlds, had a scene in the very first
episode, where the original Martian war machines were found mouldering in a
LA warehouse. For fun, the special effects folk labeled one of the boxes
in the warehouse 'Ark of the Covenant', indicating that it was the SAME
warehouse where the Govt. hid everything that folks were not to know
about. Recently, I decided to try to use this warehouse in a role-playing
game, for fun. I've been trying to figure out things that should be in
some of the boxes. I'm essentially looking for all sorts of things that
were shown on TV and in the movies, that were indicated fell into
government hands and were never heard from again. I'm also including
things that some folks claim have existed for years (like the 100 MPG
carburetor) that the Government has decided to hide away somewhere. (This
is where you conspiracy folks come in).
NOTE:
This list also contains items containted in the British Government Warehouse,
the Vatican Warehouse, and the Soviet Government Warehouse
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS OF THE WAREHOUSE:
A fish processing/packaging plant in the warehouse district of a large
American city
A U.S. Government surplus cheese warehouse
Two World Trade Center
SIGN ON THE DOOR:
U.S. Government Warehouse #137-B
E. Presley & J. Morrison, Propietors.
W. Casey & J.E. Hoover, Curators
THE CONTENTS:
(AMERICAN WING)
Ark of the Covenant
100 MPG Carburetor
3 Martian War Machines
Parts of a cut up UFO from "My Science Project"
Smashed pieces of the time gizmo from "The Philedelphia Experiment"
Engine that runs on tap water
A whole bunch of perpetual motion devices.
The dead aliens from a crippled UFO the gov't captured.
Several Elvis clones awaiting activation (might be ElvisDroids).
Hundred of huge crates marked with the name Craig Shergold (containing
Business cards and getwell cards by the million).
H.G. Wells' working time machine from "Time After Time"
The UFO that purportedly crashed in the early '50s in New Mexico
Evidence providing the TRUE story of the Kennedy assassination
Judge Crater
What's left of Flight 19
All of the oddball geological findings that never seem to get
displayed in museums, including:
The lump of coal with a spark plug in it
The piece of sandstone containing human footprints
The dinosaur skull with a bullet hole in it
A lead-into-gold device
A small prototype nuclear fusion plant
the Ghostbusters' proton packs
Excalibur
The steel that the T1000 fell into
Microscope slide labelled "Turin Shroud section No. 325", with piece
of material reading "Made In Korea" in tiny letters
Thunderbird 9
The Wild Card virus (Xenovirus Takis-A)
The contents of a house previously owned by the Adams family
The contents of a house previously owned by the Munster family
An formula/equation that allows for the creation of negative-life energy
A large canvas parchment detailing the location of irregularities in the
time/space continuum
A collection of psychological reports detailing various conditions
including: acute paranoia, acute schizophenia, profound catatonia,
various phobias, et.al. All the patients have at one time or another
analyzed the Necronomicon
A copy of "Radioactive Man", issue #1
A collection of coronary reports detailing various suicides and
particularly violent and/or gory unsolved homicides. All the victims
had at one time or another analyzed the Necronomicon
A statue of a monster of vaguely humanoid outline, but with an octopuslike
head whose face is a mass of tentacles, a scaly, rubbery-looking body,
claws on its hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings
An authorization for the assassination of Norma Jean Baker. It is signed
by President John F. Kennedy and is dated 4 August 1962
A gun recovered from a grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas by CIA agents on
22 November 1963
Several test tubes filled with swine flu
A scabbard which prevents its wearer from being cut and will keep anyone
alive, no matter how bad the wound
A machine that allows emotions and all other sensations to be recorded
by one person and that can be played back and experienced by a second
party. There are several tapes including: water slide, carnal relations,
surfing, and heart attack
Shakespeare's lost play. It is titled THE TRAGORICAL HISTORY OF KING
ARTHUR
The Tarnhelm
A plain gold ring. Unknown script appears on the inside when the ring is
heated suffiently. Properties recorded include, but are not limited to:
Invisibility of wearer, extreme age-retardation of bearer, and a
profoundly increased degree of powerlust in the wearer. The bearer also
becomes extremely reluctant to surrender the ring
A rope that cannot be broken with traces of wolf hair found on it
A primitive yet working subspace radio. It is composed of a record
player, a sawblade with holes punched in it, a fork, aluminum foil, an
umbrella, and a Texas Instrument See and Spell. The characters it
transmits have yet to be deciphered. It was found on a small hill
Reeses Pieces with extraterrestrial bacteria on them. Found on same hill
as the subspace radio
A large stone tablet, reconstructed from pieces, with writing on it. It
is Hebrew and has Commandments 11 through 17
Definitive proof that the Illuminati exist and their plans to control the
world. It is sealed in a safe with an eye superimposed on a pyramid
Papers showing that professional wrestling is real
Documentation revealing that in exchange for scientific advances, the
government provides UFO's with human beings for unknown reasons
Evidence suggesting that officials took bribes from concerned Arab oil
men to sabotage cold fusion experiments
One cyanide laden apple with a bite taken out of it
One glass slipper
Several beans with amazing growth potential
One red riding hood, slightly bloody
90 yards of golden blonde hair
A house made out of stale candy
Evidence showing that the reason JFK didn't support the Bay of Pigs
Invasion was that the Illuminati threatened to expose several scandals
if he did
A stuffed Ravenous BugBlatter Beast of Traal
Confirmed photo of Adolf Hitler living high on the hog in Argentina
Confirmed photo of Adolf Hitler breaking a glass with his foot in his
marraige ceremony to Eva Braun
Several volumes with the title WHAT THE SHADOW KNOWS
Proof that President Bush chose Quayle as his running mate to prevent
future assassination attempts
Equipment recovered from the laboratory of Dr. Frankenstein
Papers showing that the Mafia was created by the government in order
to keep the citizenry in line
A formula by one Dr. Griffin
Information that says that the Illuminati sabotaged the Iran hostage
rescue mission so that they could put a puppet president in office.
They succeeded with flying colors
A map to the Fountain of Youth and its guard, Ponce de Leon
Methusela
A blackboard with equations that prove that time *is* money
Confirmation of a tenth planet and an advanced civilisation living there
Papers showing that the government was created by the Mafia in order
to keep the citizenry in line
Records of the contents of Hangar 33 (and evidence that Hangar 18 was
invented as government misinformation)
A gaunlet with six gems that provide the wearer with near-omnipotence
Proof that Milli Vanilli *did* sing their album
A heave metal box, 75cm on a side, painted in military green. Each side
has the words, "This side towards enemy" printed on it.
(Nuclear claymore mine)
And don't forget a Chevy Malibu, with an unidentifiable (but definitely
not human) corpse in the trunk, and with black-and-whice cans labelled
simply "BEER" and "FOOD" in the back seat
All of Dan Quayle's clones (they decided one DQ was bad enough!)
Robbie the Robot
The Transience Disk
The Aeolanthe & Naeolanthe
One ENIAC
One Tesla Radio Power distribution system
John Galt
The top 10 vaporware products of all time
Laputa
A Liliputan
The squadren of jet powered Spruce Geese
Lassie
The pen used to sign the Hitler-Stalin pact
What's left of the apple that fell on Newton's head
The reliable version of the space shuttle (threatened job security)
Amelia Earhart's flight jacket
Nazi flying saucers
Jetpack, a la "The Rocketeer"
Chips of some unknown alloy collected during Apollo missions
Big black slab collected by the Leakeys in Olduvai Gorge
(and a femur found in orbit)
Jimmy Hoffa
A Cloudbuster (a rainmaking machine built by Wilhelm Reich - see
the Kate Bush video "Cloudbusting")
An N-ray detector
A dinosaur egg. Fresh. In a crate marked "Africa."
A chunk of steel, of an unusual alloy, that bears the label
"Tunguska 190?" (Slightly radioactive)
A box full of scrolls - written in Aramaic. Box says "Gnostic II."
Ronald Reagan Mark I and the animatronics to make him work
Bill Gates' Porsche 959
A notebook belonging to Fermat, containing the answer to that damn
"Last Theorem," and notes about a much more interesting conjecture
A freezer holding the body of Walt Disney
The Necronomicon
The Terminator's arm
Beethoven's Eleventh Symphony
A phone booth with an odd antenna on top, and a San Dimas, CA number
A blue British police call box
A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red "S" on the chest
The backup tape archives from the "Terminator 2" lab
The Infinite Improbability Generator
The 1992 Democratic Presidential Candidate
HAL 9000's Failed Turing Test (He got a 57%!)
The monolith on the moon
The monolith by Jupiter
HAL 9000
A Darkness Device
Da Shoes!
A copy of Bunnies & Burrows
Gary Gygax
A minute black hole--made of a "knot singularity"
The Body of Valentine Michael Smith
The center of a tootsie roll pop
The Great Virus of '29
The Heart of Gold
The Tree of Life
The seed to the Tree of Knowledge
The "dean drive" which "converts angular momentum into linear momentum."
Two and a half tons of Nazi gold recovered from a Swiss mine shaft in
1945
Some plants from the Brazilian rain forest that can cure just about
anything
The "magic gun" that fired the "magic bullet" that killed JFK
Part of a Soviet Sub recovered by Howard Hughes' Glomar Explorer back
in 1971
A Typhoon-class submarine with Caterpillar Drive
A little silver ball from Starman
A searchlight with the sillouette of a bat on it
A book entitled "To Serve Man"
A three-eyed fish named Blinky
JFK's Brain
The gold from the lost Dutchman mine
The Marylin Monroe Diaries
The Holy Grail
The "sets and costumes" that were used to film the Apollo Moon Landing
The Rhinegold
The FBI and CIA files detailing the Career of "Special Agent Elvis"
A mountain of letters addressed to Santa Claus
A crate marked "The Alamo" with 19th century weapons, uniforms, and
one coon skin cap
All of the drugs ever seized in DEA raids
A bottle with a tag, "Drink Me"
One kite, string, and key that are scourched
In a corner a Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine
A strange looking submarmine named Natulis
A row of robots, one marked Gort and another marked Robbie
200 year old crate (damaged) of tea marked "Boston"
Joseph Raymond McCarthy in cryogenic suspension.
(Due to be woken 2000 AD)
Contents of a television studio once based in a desert.
Props include Mars landscape sections and lifesized fibreglass spaceships
Ted Kennedy's driver license
Yoko Ono's talent
Diogene's Zippo
The Lincoln Savings and Loan cash reserves
A portrait, in GIF format, showing Helen of Troy was a real dog
Micheal Jackson's original nose
A petrified turd, left by one of the mounts of the Four Horsemen
Indisputable proof that Oswald acted alone
All the people who have ever voted in a Chicago election while dead
(required an annex)
The original blueprints for building the Great Pyramid of Egypt
A telephone book for the Planet Mars
The original magnifying glass used by Sherlock Holmes
A bottle of smoke from the Chicago Fire
A crate containing a machine, labeled "Owner - Danny Dunn"
Oliver North's diary
A brain laleled "Ronald Reagan"
Ten crates of clothes labeled "Liberace"
25 crates of confederate money
2500 crates of two dollar bills
Several rows of crates marked, "K-2"
A large vat of goo, labeled "Keep away from turtles!"
The real contents of Al Capone's Vault
The solution to the halting problem
The "Missing" volumes of the Art of Computer Programming
A bottle of the "andromedia strain" Virus
Several Bigfoot(s)
The bones of the Loch Ness Monster
A crate of seed pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
All the AV recording made of the Mothership from "Close Encounters
of the Third Kind"
Snake Plisken's death certificate
The cursed ship, The Flying Dutchman
The missing pages from the logbook of the abandoned Marie Celeste
Adolf Hitler's body... intact
The Blob... in a large freezer of course
Gary Seven's voice-operated typewriter
Spock's vacuum tube computer made in the 1930's, found in flophouse
All the books which were checked out when the Library at Alexandria burned
Undeniable authentication documents for the Shroud of Turin
A map showing where the Time Tunnel desert base's drive-in door is located
The original plans for Colossus (the Forbin project)
Used hypodermic needle; once injected a miniaturized submarine into a neck
Copy of hostage-withholding agreement between Bush and the Ayatollah
Saucer pieces, mostly melted from magnesium flares, found in (Ant)artic
The stiff little finger from the hand of an Invader
NASA office note about refusing collect call from a Will Robinson
Hollow krypton meteorite, found in Smallville, USA. Cradle inside
Three "telepods", non-working, along with a grotesque fly/human/metal body
Spy satellite photos, detailing the location of Noah's Ark
A working orgone energy machine (see theories of Nicola Tesla
for more details)
A real, live unicorn
A working anti-gravity device (perhaps a sample of Cavorite?)
Complete maps and journals of the expedition PROVING the Hollow
Earth theory
What REALLY happened on the Hindenberg
Two strange electronic devices, found with a set of identifcation for
"Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet."
A set of photographs of a tall (6'3"), muscular man wearing sunglasses.
Some appear to have been taken at a police station, the rest at a mall
A pair of yellow shoes with thick hollow glass soles. One sole is intact
and contains three goldfish skeletons
Pieces excavated from a stone building of Greek or early Roman design.
Found in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean
The corpse of a grotesque, bipedal, fish-like being. Roughly 7' tall,
the creature wears chitinous armor. In the crate with it are a strange
looking spear, net, gun on its shoulder, blade on one wrist, and an
electronic thingee on its other wrist
Many crates of bizarre super-tech weapons, all marked with swastikas
A crate full of papers, computer disks, and models of a modified
DeLorean sports car. Among the papers is a photograph of two men
standing by a clock, dating back to 1888
A female android, dressed in a pink gown, with her left arm torn out of
place. She looks remarkably like Olivia d'Abo
Several hundred issues of "Playboy" confiscated from American servicemen
in the Persian Gulf
A green meteorite attatched to a chain, found in a sewer by the
Metropolis department of Public Works
Two CDs, one marked "Elvis" and the other marked "Bruce." These are kept
with two identically-marked reels of tape and a strange machine
Plans and a prototype of a reactionless engine. The notes say it puts
out no exhaust mass, only heat and light
A circular shield, about 3' in diameter, with concentric red and white
rings and a star in the center on a blue field
A black sword, with red runes on it, unearthed in western Canada with a
petrified human skeleton. The sword is dated as being older than the
earth where it was found. Researchers tested the sword to find out what
it was made of, but it defied their efforts. Everyone who touched the
sword died
Hundreds of boxes of very very old, crumbling books found in Egypt.
Inside the front cover of each one is a pocket containing a little card
with heiroglyphs on it. All but the last set on each card are crossed
out
A gold medallion with raised markings on each side, and an off-center
hole holding a red crystal
A glowing green crystal, about 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide with
angled ends, discovered near the North Pole
An illuminated manuscript much like a Bible, along with a rabbit's
corpse and many pieces of shrapnel
A large emerald in the shape of a heart, confiscated from a fence in new
York City
About 60,000 tapes and CDs by the 2 Live Crew
Hundreds of issues of a comic shop newsletter bearing the headline,
"DeFalco and Macchio found in adult movie house."
Captain Hook's hand
A listing of pi which gets to a long stretch of ones and then ends
Stacks of mismatched contact lenses
Thousands of car keys
A chemical formula for the cure for the common cold
Formula 7x
The recipie for Macdonald's secret sauce
KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices
1000 mint-condition WWII army Jeeps, to be sold for $50 each
The hover-skateboard from BTTF2
A slightly less than infinite number of wallets (no money in them though)
A slightly malleable bit of metal (the world famous Philosopher's Stone)
The failed prototype from the Aurora project (yet another "stealth" plane)
The remains of a rather strange-looking humanoid... (the "missing link")
proof that the president knew the strength of the atomic bomb, and
dropped it to prove a point to the soviets
Proof that religion WAS created to control the people
Proof that communism and socialism WOULD work
A complete transcription and dates and times for all of Nosatradamus's
prophecies!
A box containing proof that Salem really did have witches
The REAL McCarthy list, before the politicain's saw it
The recording of Nixon saying "I'm not a crook"
Proof that Daylight savings, and flouridation really ARE communist plotS
The missing part of Kennedy's head
The true identity of the kidnaper of the Lindbergh baby
Amelia Earhart
Six copies of the Mona Lisa, all authentic, except for the words
"This is a fake" written on the back in felt-tip pen.
A seventh copy of the Mona Lisa, appearing to be authentic, which DOESN'T have
Had "This is a fake" written on the canvases in felt tip marker.
The complete list of every drink in the Universe whose name
is a version of 'Gin 'n Tonic'.
The formula for Coca-Cola
The missing 80 points of Dan Quayle's IQ
Every taxicab in the Metropolitan New York area (only while it's raining)
The Golden Fleece
A broadsword from roughly 1000 AD with a woman's hand still gripping the handle
A grafitti-free subway car
A hen's tooth
A calendar containing a month made up entirely of Sundays
The Ultimate Nullifier
The six lost episodes of Dr. Who (and you thought only one was lost...)
A pair of red ruby slippers
A pillar of salt in the shape of a woman
An extremely well-aged apple with two bites out of it
Universal Solvent (we think) (bring your own container) (hurry) (never mind...)
A letter from an Egyptian princess, saying she'd like to be reincarnated
as Shirley McLean
The suppressed Penthouse edition featuring Kylie Minogue
The REAL reason why the Challenger blew up
A spy satellite marked "Made in Taiwan"
A diary entry from the president of the Sierra Club saying he's going out
duck-shooting
A reciept for a rifle and ammo from Dallas Texas, to the account of L.B.
Johnson
A note from a member of the French Govt. saying they were sorry for the
Rainbow Warrior
A working cold fusion unit (perhaps one for the back of a car, that you
could feed garbage to)
The REAL crown jewels of Iran/Persia
The Maltese Falcon
An old treaty between Argentina and Britian giving the Falklands to one or
the other
An effective chemical male contraceptive
The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
The lost notice to tell Arthur the bulldozers were coming
The message from the Vogons warning the Earth of the Hyperspace Bypass
The One Ring
The White Gold Ring
The Virus programmed against the Black Marble Wombat
The Wombat listing in VMS Help
"That Loving Feeling"
Plane tickets proving George Bush was in Paris in the fall of 1980
Recordings of a mysterious five-tone musical work, left over
from a certain project that took place at Devil's Rock
A slightly radioactive safe marked "S.S. Titanic"
Pay stubs with the words "Central Intelligence Agency" and "Lee Harvey
Oswald"
The autopsy records for JFK (sealed for 50 years!)
The totally innocuous file on MLKjr that
was sealed -- because it was totally innocuous!
The report given to FDR on the Japanese fleet steaming toward Hawaii
George Washington's membership card for the Masons
Birth certificates for several mulatto children, with the "Father"
space marked "Thomas Jefferson"
Autopsy records for President Zachary Taylor
Telegram from Andrew Johnson to John Wilkes Booth saying "Great opportunity
at Ford's Theater -- a definite Do-Not-Miss"
a prototype (or working model!) of Alpha Complex's
Computer
_Another_ government warehouse...
90% of the works of Nikola Tesla
Ship with bodies embedded in several inch-thick steel from
the "Philadelphia Experiment"
A Mac SE hard disk containing plans for "Transparent Aluminum"
Plans for the "Wildfire" research station
Set of printer plates for the Lyons UNIX book
Atlantis
Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle
A sample of scrith
A disc (ring) with a ratio of circumference to diameter equal 3
Political ethics
The plan for a balanced US budget
Several letters signed "George Washington" and "Adam
Weisshaupt", and a memo signed by a grafologist claiming that both sets
were written by the same person.
The unicorn scene from "Blade Runner"
Laserdisc copies of all Hayao Miyazaki films -- UNCUT and in ENGLISH
Schubert's last symphony (complete)
A short mathematical proof that the travelling salesman problem can be
solved in polynomial time
An Elder God, dead
A pouch of sand, a red ruby on a chain, and a strange insect-like mask
The last 7 presidents and vice presidents, frozen -- including Bush & Quayle
Several Caroline clones (they work there)
a Kirelean photograph of Stonhenge -- showing auras on all the
stones, including the missing ones
A silver albatross
An old-fashioned green railroad-man's lantern, and a collection of green
rings of various shapes and sizes
The original manuscript for Bible II: The Son Strikes Back
Various and sundry archaeological relics from Mu, Lemuria, Atlantis,
Shangri-La, and Xanadu
A complete set of the Golden Age Suicide Squid comics
Two 16-inch Battleship Cannon shells (you know - like the ones on the Ne
Jersey) Filled with Quick-Death organism bomblets
the British copy of the North American Treaty
Several kilograms of Byzanium, along with a 1889 Colorado newspaper and the
body of a Red Army corporal
A wooden staff, with a claw holding a crystal on the end
The Starship Defiant
A large number of Swiss Army knives and rolls of Duct Tape. The knives all
have the letter M engraved on them
The financial records of Stemple's Mill, Seattle, Washington - signed
"Ishmael Marx"
A large number of Swords
A number of semi-transparent, amoeboid creatures, accompanied by semi-
neanderthalic humanoids
An F-15's gun-camera recording of a Dragon in flight
The leg-bones of Miles Vorkosigan
One Dozen Red Roses
Maps to caves in Ireland, where several spaceships (with markings in Gaelic)
are kept
Two thousand bottles of NyQuil
The coordinates of a rain-swept planet far out in the galaxy, inhabited by a
little old man who likes cats (even though he doesn't believe in them)
Aristotle's treatise on humor
The Freemasons' Ultimate Secret
King Arthur's perfectly preserved body
God's pair of dice
The sixth replicant
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
A bubble-gum machine full of dehydrated Martians (just add water)
A helmet with a scrub brush attatched to the top and a pair of
tennis shoes with the name "M. Martian" on both
Map & instructions for recovering the treasure on Oak Island
The Method used to place the statues on Easter Island
The reason the statues were put there
The Beethoven manuscripts that disapeared at his death.
The first draft of Adam Weishaupt's inagural address
The allied plans for the bombing of Russian oil fields, early '41
The German nuke
The real recipie for the Pan-galactic gargle blaster
Cratefuls and cratefuls of containers remarkably similar to yogurt
and ice cream containers, labelled "The Stuff"
Two live plesiosaurs
Plane tickets from Munich, 1958,
stamped "Flight Cancelled".
All the missing ozone
Lenin's hair
The brain of a liberal, the heart of a conservative
A magnetic monopole
A huge ax and an even bigger stuffed blue ox
A photograph of a very large gold menorah (pictured on the Arch of
titus in Rome) with report detailing the contents of the
Vatican warehouse
An archive containing every issue to date of the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, with
marginal notations like, "Hoo boy, we *really* fooled this one!"
and "He's getting too close; exchange him."
A large tank containing some sort of preservative solution and several
slightly radioactive corpses in various states of decay, all
of which seem to twitch or move slightly now and then
Edison's final invention: The Necrophone, a device enabling one to speak
with the dead
A handwritten proof, repudiating all claims of truth to the notion of
relativity, signed by Einstein
A book containing the contents of the Soviet's Warehouse, with _infinitely_
more interesting stuff
A text about flouridation and its true effects on the mind
An engine that runs on the passage of _time_ (a Soviet physicist, whose name
escapes me, has crunched the numbers on this one!)
A text written in ancient Hebrew that begins, In the Beginning, but has all
the words for god feminine in gender
A dummy terminal connecting to nothing in particular, with a prompt.
When any name is typed in, the COMPLETE history of the subject is displayed,
including what he is doing at this moment, with constant updating
The CIA's report on Psychotronic Weaponry, with the Soviet's explaination
to what happened to Nixon and Carter, as well athe death of Brezhnev,
Andropov, Chernenko, and the meteoric rise to power of one Mikhail
Gorbachev, who happened to be head of the KGB when the research was being
done
One human skeleton, found in casket, with a wooden stake inserted into the
ribcage
Remains of a sophisticated WWII Japanese fighter, codenamed Kamikaze,
with humanoid figures crushed in the machinery, that must have disabled it
A strange machine, incorporating a glass cylinder with a weird gel flowing
within it, and sealed with a lock that can only be opened from within.
Found in the basement of a church in Detroit
The bodies of the victims of Crest test #57
Directions to Midian
Definitive proof of the Carter thesis that states that petroleum, rather
than being a diminishing resource, is constantly replenished naturally
by the earth
Documentation about the CIA's project into creating the first strain
of recombinant DNA, with a formula very similar to that of Human Immuno-
deficiency Virus
Joseph Smith's golden tablets, containing the Book of Mormon
The missing 23 minutes of Nixon's tape recordings
Parcelsus' notebooks (that were supposedly buried with him, but weren't there
when his tomb was opened, later---for that matter, how about his body?)
The Marquis de Saint Germaine
Documentation and photos from all the cases of Spontaneous Human Combustion
The mummy from the sarcophagus in the Great Pyramid
A couple of those computer chips they've supposedly found embedded in the
arms of Egyptian mummies
All that runic graffiti saying things like "Sven Redbeard was here" from the
upper Mississippi
A parrot-headed umbrella
A giant Lincoln's head penny
A table-top fortune-telling machine
A curiously heavy black statue of a falcon, with several chips
carved out of it
A sled with the brandname of "Rosebud"
The "Greatest American Hero" suit (with instructions)
Rudy Wells' lab notes
Several hypodermic needles,
labelled "Lot Six"
Several spare self-destructing tape recorders
Hymie
A shoe-phone
A birth certificate with MacGyver's FIRST name!
Several large hairy bipeds, a small pyramid of silver spheres,
and a stack of video recordings showing the bipeds attacking
a tibettan monestary in Wales
A diary purporting to show the location of the Holy Grail, labelled
"property of Prof. H. Jones"
Reports, wreckage, and photos from the Starkweather-Moore expedition
to Antartica. Contains the bodies of what look like 5-symmetric
animals with fan-shaped wings and lots of tentacles. Also contains
what looks like a frozen block of blackish protoplasm marked "Do not
defrost under ANY circumstances"
Photo showing the "Illuminated Five" (Nikola Tesla, Howard Hughes,
Adam Weishaupt, H.P. Lovecraft, and Nostradamus) having a beer bash
at the Eye In The Pyramid pub in Ingolstadt
The Overthruster and Buckaroo Banzai's jet car. Also a strange
looking record that when played displays a rather rastafarian-looking
alien
Proof that Orson Wells' War of the Worlds broadcast was no joke
The *complete* manuscript of Coleridge's Kubla Khan
Everything dropped by aliens that Eric Von Daniken claims to have seen (which
is usually guarded by "wild tribesmen" or drug runners, etc.)
One of those movie revolvers that fires twelve or fifteen shots, or at least
never needs reloading
The Phantom Tollbooth
Carrie White
The plastic bottle that was taken to the Roman/Chinese emperor, which caused
the inventor to be executed, to keep the glassblowers in business
Kentucky fried rats
Einstein's unified field theory
Hitler's REAL diaries ("hot date with Eva tonight---va-va-voom!")
The missing chapters of Nostradamus, especially those dealing with the End
of Civilization as We Know It (suppressed because the world is not
prepared)
The sequel to Gone With the Wind that Margaret Mitchell supposedly burned,
after finding she didn't like "all the trouble *this* book has brought me."
The lightbulbs they used for illumination, in painting Egyptian tombs
The map to King Soloman's mines
The Viking longship that was discovered in California's Imperial Valley,
sometime around 1910
A stuffed Pterodactyl, shot in Africa, earlier in this century
Millions of Pet Rocks (everybody bought one, nobody has one now,
they have to be SOMEWHERE!)
The official U.S. Navy map showing the location of Gilligan's Island
Hundreds of millions of dirty socks, each tagged with the time, date
and location of the laundry in which they disappeared
Bill Watterston
Various bits of a 1958 Plymouth Fury (red)
A Tanu skeleton (stored with a variety of high-tech weapons and
devices found with it buried on the bottom of the Mediterrenan
Sea, dated at approximately 6 million years old)
A dodo bird
A disk pack containing the personnel database for Yoyodyne Propulsion
Systems, listing lots of people named John who all applied for social
security numbers on November 1, 1938 in Grover's Mill, NJ
Boxes of proposal, progress report, and design review documents for
Yoyodyne's work on contract # DOD 84-C112001, plus a copy of "Commerce
Business Daily" containing the original RFP for the Truncheon Bomber
The Great American Novel. Actually, one Great American Novel from the
1960's, another from the '50's, another from the '20's. Probably a
couple more without established dates
Documents suggesting that "NSA" really meant "No Such Agency," the code
name of an elaborate cover for yet another internal security service --
as yet unknown
UNIX; a nearly-mythical, small, simple, fully-functional multiuser
operating system (mentioned in some theoretical papers by Ritchie and
Thompson, c. 1978). Possibly found squished in the very bottom left
back corner of one of several huge crates labelled "BSD," "SYS5," etc
News software that does something approximately near what one might
actually want
A book with the title:
THE TRUTH
One page, one word.
Doesn't matter what language you read, or if you read at all.
One glance at it and you will know the truth.
of course, when somebody learns the truth his head explodes
Real live (frozen or otherwise) Jackalopes, Hidebehinds, and other such
beasties
An atom with the atomic number of 104
A coke can with the old style pull tabs
Several cases of the original coke (the ones with cocaine)
The location of Car 54
The Golem of Prague
Frankenstein's Monster
A set of papers referring to the Iran - Contra Affair
The primary mirror we were originally going to use on Hubble
A passenger pigeon (became extinct in the late 19th century)
The Gordian knot. Beside it, a much simpler knot, cut in two
Docmuments from the 1960's describing Isaac Asimov's process to "grow" a
positronic brain, using a revolutionary crystal-growing process amazingly
similar to biological cell reproduction
A complete log of everything ever posted to the Internet. Cross-referenced
by subversive nature. All Email, too, of course
The crashed UFO from White Sands, 1947
A statement stating that Iran-Contra was "all my idea", signed Ronald Reagan
George Bush's travelogue from October, 1980
Professor Azland's time bubble
A spaceship powered entirely by steam
Phone number for the Earth Defense League
Crashed and destroyed Yeti, Ogron, and Dalek spacecraft
Construction plans for the top-secret lab in Quantum Leap
Videotape footage of the Loch Ness Monster. And Bigfoot
A perfect glass bowl, with the words "So Long, and Thanks..." engraved on it,
containing some water and a sad-looking yellow fish
A battered and aged working copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
CIA pay stubs, made out in the name of Mikhail Gorbachev
A complete set of Majestic Twelve (aka MJ-12 aka MAJIC) documents, marked
"Exempt: not to be declassified Top Secret Burn before reading"
A stack of memos to Joe Malik (regarding the Illuminati)
A cat. No one can tell whether it is alive or dead
A gigantic submarine made of gold. Leif Erikson is written on the side
A sacred cow
The collected writings of Kilgore Trout
The only writings to appear by him are excerpts and brief quotes in several
Kurt Vonnegut stories, except for the novel "Venus on the Half Shell"
And, of course, the warehouse would need to have, as a relief from all
the clutter, a vial containing a perfect vacuum
In a dark corner of the warehouse, a cage containing a furry creature,
about 10 inches tall, with huge eyes and ears. It has a tendency to
sing once in awhile. A sign hangs in front of the cage saying;
Do NOT place in bright light!
NEVER get it wet!
And DO NOT feed after midnight!!!
A small glass vile that seems to contain plain water. The label reads;
"property of R. Reagan, from fountain of youth, FL"
This list
(BRITISH WING)
All the gadgets designed by Q, including the ones James Bond didn't use
All the gadgets designed by q (Q's little brother), such as a vacuum
cleaner which, when carefully dismantled and cunningly reassembled,
becomes a hair dryer
The alien spacecraft from "Quatermass and the Pit"
H. G. Wells' time machine
Complete inventory of the U. S. Government warehouse
The first telephone, invented by Percy forbes-Hamilton. It wasn't much
use until Alexander Graham Bell invented the second one
A map showing the exact location of Thunderbirds' Island H.Q.
A copy of a blackmail note addressed to Pons and Fleischmann, sent by the
head of B.P.
Plans for converting the Scott Monument into a rocket capable of travelling
to Mars and back
The date and time of the revolution
Geoffrey Boycott's missing test years
The real Jules Verne trophy
The location of the *first* tunnel under the Channel (built back in
Napoleon's time)
The Difference Engine
Videotape of a secret Special Air Service raid on a U.F.O., shot by
a Commander Straker
The diary of one "S. Holmes, Consulting Detective."
A similar (but often contradictory) diary by a Dr. Watson
Several infernal devices created by a Dr. Manchu, in crates shipped
in from Hong Kong
A bottle holding a bacterial culture labeled "Mutant 59."
The manuscripts of all those unwritten Sherlock
Holmes adventures, such as the Adventure of the Aluminium Crutch, and The
Giant Rat of Sumatra, that Watson kept tempting us with!
A "Norwegian Blue" parrot nailed to a perch in a birdcage
A device, similar to a laptop computer, wrapped in a dirty towel,
with the words "Don't panic" written in friendly letters
A Babel fish
Miscellaneous documents labeled "Project Tic-Toc"
A bottle of pills marked "S. Beamish"
A rubber mask that looks just like David MacCallum
A manuscript, written in some druidic script, giving
operating instructions for Stonehenge
An electronic thumb
A number of typewritten manuscripts bearing titles such
as "Hamlet", "Macbeth" and "George", with the author
given as A. Simian
Documents detailing payments made to an advertising agency
to manufacture a front man to sell the above manuscripts
A device for flattening areas of corn
The mumified remains of the original M. Thatcher
Mark Thatcher's road map
A copy of "The Nice and accurate prophecies of Agnes Nutter: Witch"
A sonic screwdriver (nonfunctional, with a note explaining that it was found in
London, AD 1666)
An Eyes-Only Scottland Yard File re: a serious of prostitute murders
in London in the 1890's
A file cabinet, formerly belongong to one Brigadier Arthur Gordon
Lethbridge-Stewart, containing detailed documents of encounters with
assorted aliens and creatures on the British Isles, all stamped with the
words "TOP SECRET:UNIT"
Blueprints for a "Time Machine", with the initials "H.G.W." signed at
the bottom
A bag of old jelly-babies
The school transcripts and transfer forms of one Vislor Turlough, which
gives his home address as "Trion"; and similar, older documents for a
girl named Susan whose grandfather claimed on her records that she'd
attended "West Gallifrey Junior High."
A letter from Downing Street to Argentina, promising
someone a large sum of money to make and fail in an attempt to
capture some unspecified islands
A glass onion
A pair of shoes with a tag saying, "Found near Abbey Road"
A set of human ribs, one is missing
A stuffed hound with a tag saying "Baskervilles"
Three pegs with various sized discs on them. A monk is slowly
moving one disc at a time
Diagrams for a semi-functionnal mind control device,
and (pessimistic) progress reports for control of subject
"John M."
Details of the massive conspiracy which seems to have resulted
in most of the British secrets ending up in the US warehouse
The names and scorecards of all the international teams competing
in the "World Series"
The formula for the Top Secret language encrypting system developed
by the CIA, which was used to call a game in which something
which isn't a ball is hardly ever kicked called "Football"
A black doctors bag containing a number of strange automatic devices
For performing various forms of surgery
A bottle of small yellow pills. The label warns you not to take a
pill if you are in a small two-man shuttle craft
A bloodstained apron embroydered with masonic regalia and three
feathers
Margret Thatcher's conscience
A report on an MI5 operation involving a poisoned apple, a known
homosexual and an infinite tape
A geologist's report on the repeated earthquakes in a small region of
Monmouthshire, seemingly associated with the ruins of a number of
fallen towers
Some very old burned cakes
John Major's personality
The phone number of International Rescue
Prince Edward's A Level exam papers
The incorporation papers of a company called "Univsrsal Export"
A biochemical report proving that one should put the milk in first
Neil Kinnock's ideals
Satelite photographs showing that the General Galtiari was, in fact,
somewhere in the Indian Ocean when sunk
A report on the spontanious self-disassembly of an early experimental
British nuclear weapon as it was being transported through inner
London, and why no one noticed
A gene analysis on the reamins of Winston Churchil, showing that he
was, in fact, a chicken
A map and latitude-longitude coordinates showing the exact location of
the Village
Schematics for the use of weather balloons as anti-personel devices
Papers showing who built the Village, who runs it, and who Number 1 is
The reason why Number 6 resigned
A door, above which is the brightly lit word "EXIT", and
which bears a small plate upon which is written "101"
Nigel Lawson's calculator
A parchment letter from James I to a group of biblical scholars
starting with the words "Thou Creeps"
A large leathery egg found on the shores of a Scottish loch
Authur Skargil's Tory party membership
A marrow bone and a poker
Contract between the MoD and BAE to develop an aircraft capable of
tracking traffic on the M1 and the plans for the developed system,
code named "Babel"
MI6's report on machinery of unearthly origin found on an unnamed ship
lifted out of Aukland harbour
A rain making machine confiscated from the MCC
A letter from the Secratary of State for Defence to the commanders of
all British submarines pointing out that, contrary to earlier orders,
issued due to a previous minister having his hair shampooed and set
while typing, it is _Soviet_ trawlers that pose a thright to British
security and not, as stated, _Scottish_ ones
The final page of the Communist Manefesto containing the punch line,
found inside a volume in the British library where it had seemingly
been dropped in the haste of getting the book to the publisher
The original plans for the analytical engine clearly labeled as
"Automatic bacon slicer and piano key carving machine"
The launch control system for the Scott monument
The formula for the additive inserted into Welsh water supplies 25
years ago to induce small mutations into unborn children which makes
the retina and optic lobes much less sensitive to fast moving ovoid
objects
The minutes of the final session of the Scotish parliament wherein the
members decided to take the money and run before the Irish made good
on their promise to sue for royalties on Whiskey
A transit label found miraculously preserved on the underside of one
of the fallen stones at stonehenge bearing the name "M A trnspt ltd,
by apointment, intrnl. removals"
A shard of crystal found wedged in a crevice on Rockall
The complete transcript of Joan of Ark's trial
The recipe for British Rail sausage rolls, confiscated for national
security reasons
A working Advanced Passenger Train
The Great Rat of Sumatra
(VATICAN WING)
Roger Bacon's robot, or the plans for it, or both
Pliny's "History of Rome" and the missing parts of the "Mary Magdalin Gospel"
A suppressed letter from St. Paul apologizing to the female members
of the church at Corinth
A complete transscript of Gallieo's trial (including the non-public parts)
The Fatima Prophesies (One look at those, and the Pope in office at
the time locked himself up for three days)
Obviously a copy of the Necronomicon (Know thine enemies!)
STORED TOGETHER:
(V) The nails used to crucify Jesus
(V) The Crown of Thorns
(V) Veronica's Veil
(Strangely, each of these have been found containing trace quantities of
blood. When the blood was scanned for DNA, none was found...)
A bunch of fish and bread, still remarkably fresh
Lazarus, in a cage
A paystub to one Mr. Salmon Rushdie, commenting, "Job Well Done."
A paystub to Lee Harvey Oswald, commenting "Job Well Done."
The bill for the Last Supper
The bill for the Last Brunch
At least a couple of demons, imprisoned
A big ol' hourglass that _cannot_ be turned over, slowly running out
A very large key, inset with pearls, inscribed (in Aramaic) "To Peter,
Sorry, you can't take it with you."
A dartboard, with most of the space being taken up with signs for Italy,
but a few bearing names like France, Spain, Ireland, and a _very_ small
one for the USA. Oh, yeaH, there's a dart in it now, pierced through Poland
Copies of all the books put on the "Banned" lists (Know Thine Enemies!)
An ancient map, dated AD 476 that points to the major locations where all
the books were taken (Damn the *^$#$ Dark Ages!)
A strange account of a man who appeared before the Inquisition saying, "No,
wait, you've got it _all_ wrong... This is _nothing_ like I intended!"
The report goes on to show that the man was summarily tortured for Heresy,
and when he did not repent, was killed. Strangely, though, it also comments
that the body of the heretic disappeared soon after
An ancient tome, dating to AD 30, written in a bastardization of Arabic,
Aramaic, Greek, and Latin, proposing complex differential equations, and
signed QED, JC. (Prince of Darkness)
Complete records on all major exorcisms, visitations, and miracles
One part of a strange machine built by Da Vinci, which used solar energy to
remarkable ends
Tons of Stuff by Raphael, Leonardo Da Vinci, Michaelangelo, and Donatello,
along with a few others, deemed "inappropriate" for the general populace,
but which looked spiffy on the Pope's bedroom wall
A bottle of water that says "Taken from top of Everest...Remember!"
A pile of ash composed primarily of brimstone, with a card: "remember"
A pillar of salt, "I told you NOT to look back!"
Various bottles containing insects, frogs, lice, etc., and the last labelled,
"Azrael. Open in case of Emergency."
The char-broiled corpse of a non-levite, "Don't touch it."
A horn, reading, "DON'T BLOW!!!!"
A sling and several stones
Ark of the Covenant, with a note in Italian reading, "Switch made...replica
en route to USA."
Samples of the excellent 'shrooms that only grow on Patmos (as in St. John)
The Sybilline Books
The Lost Centuries of Nostradamus
The Grimoire of Pope Honorius
The Third Prophecy of Fatima
Adolph Hitler's baptismal certificate
(SOVIET WING)
The Firefox (or at least plans for it)
All the material on the Russian ESP "remote viewing" project (which, of
course, was stolen by our own remote viewers)
The bodies of the executed Romanoff royal family, including Anastasia
All the missing Old Masters paintings that the Nazis commandeered
Lenin's last orders
The UFO that crashed in Siberia in 1908
(JAPANESE WING)
The sword given to the first Emperor by the goddess Amaterasu
A copy of the telegram from Tojo to Roosevelt giving warning of the
Pearl Harbor attack
An oxygen destroyer
A suspended animaion unit containing a ten-year-old boy, labeled
"Akira"
Four suits of powered armor custom-fitted for women
Satellite photos of Area 88
The manuscript for a book entitled "The Japan That Can Say No"
(oops, that one leaked out already!)
The manuscript for the "really inflamatory" veersion of "The Japan
That Can Say No"
Godzilla
To Europe and the so-called Gas Chambers with eager
scientists from 'round the world, Fred Leuchter, and all
Revisionists beg. Questions answered NOW. The Sun could
steal the mist of mystery. IT COULD BE SO SIMPLE. Truth
denied; investigation denied. Every day the Zionist Giant
is taller, and each day has farther to fall (a certainty).
Victory is solidly ours, fellow Revisionists. Be patient
through the long wait; the cattle WILL find their way home.
Pete Faust
Institute For Relearning
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 07/19/2002 : 1:35:46 PM
quote:
So then......what would be a music whore?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Fred Durst of course!
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/18/2002 : 8:29:52 PM
So then......what would be a music whore?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| dan p. |
Posted - 07/16/2002 : 09:44:24 AM
i prefer post slut. but people call me a music slut, too. so i guess post whore will have to do.
get in the car, little girl. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/15/2002 : 9:09:34 PM
Excellent point.....but "post whore" sounds so much better than "post slut"......so let's just throw the whole politically correct thing out the window, shall we?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| therippa |
Posted - 07/15/2002 : 3:16:42 PM
Since this is a non-profit site I think we should be considered sluts...whores do it for money, whereas we do it for free 
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 07/10/2002 : 3:17:03 PM
I'm dedicating this next song to you guys
WHORES
Jane's Addiction
(being played very loud)
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| Evergreen |
Posted - 07/10/2002 : 3:15:31 PM
Whores! Your all just post whores!
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| dan p. |
Posted - 07/09/2002 : 11:59:49 PM
it's a lesson in humidity.
get in the car, little girl. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 07/09/2002 : 10:38:21 PM
You're right about that Jason... you never seem to get used to the humidity. It sucks.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 3:24:25 PM
Humiditynessmentation!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 01:03:23 AM
Three cheers for humititylessness!!
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 9:49:02 PM
Damn humidity! With it's........humidity...ness...
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 9:45:44 PM
Yes, it does suck. And oddly enough, it isn't something one gets used to. I haven't figured that one out yet.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 9:41:30 PM
I sympathize with ya! Once I went to Florida when i was 10 to see Disneyworld, and it was really humid. Of course...I was only there for a few days....but you have to deal with it all the TIMe! That sucks!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/05/2002 : 9:22:36 PM
The temp is 89 degrees right now and it's 8:22 here. It's been edging right at 100 for the last few days. I think it's hot hot hot. But everyone thinks where they are is the hottest...
Well, I don't know about all that. I know it is as hot as hell here. I cut some wood (with a chain saw) the other day...last Saturday I guess, and when I was done (we're talking maybe 30 minutes, total, just cleaning up around a tree a little) there was not one single piece of dry clothing above my knees. Shirt, drawers and everything. Soaked!
It's the humidity, I tell ye.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 3:52:46 PM
How hot is it over there? We're experiencing a cold summer over here in southern California.....which is very odd. For example, I went swimming last night at around 9....and I was shivering after being in for 5 minutes.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 3:50:44 PM
If I could just move today to Saturday, then I WOULD have a normal, full fledged weekend. Since I only work 4 hours on Sat, I could even take the last half of Friday off and make it a LONG weekend. How odd would that be. [I'm not complaining, I'm happy to have the hours.] But time off is fun.
But it's too damn hot here to to anything like go rock climbing or whatever. I wouldn't even want off for that, or hiking or anything. If I were off for an actual whole weekend, I'd probably be doing exactly what I'm doing right now.
-what- |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 3:46:28 PM
Yeah....careful Jason.....you almost had a weekend there.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 03:58:28 AM
quote:
Man, is everyone on vacation or dead?
I'm officially on vacation until 8 am Friday morning. I get tomorrow off. I guess no one will be needing any office supplies...
But I DO get to work on Friday and Saturday, so that's a relief. [joking, of course]
-what- |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 01:33:44 AM
Did someone say Vacation of the Dead? Sounds like a vacation cruise package aboard Xar Oceanliners. Here is one for Xar, name that tune:
I love the dead before their cold
Their blueing flesh for me to hold
cadaver eyes upon me see
NOTHING
I love the dead before they rise
no farewells no goodbyes
I never even knew your now rotting face
while friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you darling
I LOVE THE DEAD
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 07/02/2002 : 8:30:12 PM
A little from column A, a little from column B.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| therippa |
Posted - 07/02/2002 : 8:26:33 PM
Man, is everyone on vacation or dead?
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 6:16:31 PM
Shit.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 6:16:19 PM
No
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:59:21 AM
This is me being a post whore
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:59:09 AM
This is me being a post
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:58:49 AM
This is me being a
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:58:38 AM
This is me being
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:58:24 AM
This is me
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:58:09 AM
This is
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 01:57:30 AM
This
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 9:01:41 PM
quote:
quote:
What a slow day on the boards...reply so we have some new friggin content to read!
Well alrighty then. But not in this thread. In all the others.
-what-
Then what do you call what you just did?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 05:05:46 AM
I must concur!! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 01:20:10 AM
quote:
What a slow day on the boards...reply so we have some new friggin content to read!
Well alrighty then. But not in this thread. In all the others.
-what- |
| genome |
Posted - 06/22/2002 : 09:23:16 AM
NO.
Dr. Mario.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 11:21:54 PM
Tecmo Super Bowl, baby!!!!!!!!!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| genome |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 11:20:32 PM
I remember buying my Nintendo (yes, just plain Nintendo) from some guy for like...$50. He said it didn't work, but I knew my dad could fix it. All he had to do was clean a circuit board, and it worked like a charm (well....it worked, ok?) That system still has some of the best games.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 9:25:15 PM
quote:
My local E.B. has this deal were you turn in one of your old systems with 5 games, and you can get the Gamecube for $50
I remember doing that to get my Playstation. I had to turn in 10 Genesis games which dropped the price from $200 to $100. Damn that was a long TIMe ago!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| therippa |
Posted - 06/14/2002 : 1:19:24 PM
Crazy Taxi on the Dreamcast...need I say more?
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
| dan p. |
Posted - 06/14/2002 : 09:09:05 AM
ah yes. dreamcast. that was a disappointment, wasn't it? i only played like 3 games for it, and it didn't seem to think at all. although the sonic for it was good.
push becomes shove. days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 06/14/2002 : 08:56:59 AM
I think they dropped to $149 now that PS2 and Xbox dropped to $199.
-J
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/14/2002 : 07:45:09 AM
It's that good huh? (the RE game) Guess I'll have to try it, once I get $200, or do they still cost that much? My local E.B. has this deal were you turn in one of your old systems with 5 games, and you can get the Gamecube for $50, I'm thinking of turning in that piece of shit Dreamcast.
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
-Victor L. Wooten
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 8:49:10 PM
Yes it is... took like 18 hours to beat over the course of the 5 day rental. Definitely one of the best games ever.
-J
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| dan p. |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 7:38:20 PM
the übercube RE is un b fucking lievable.
push becomes shove. days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun. |
| genome |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 6:41:46 PM
Subtle changes, subtle changes. Why am I repeating everything, repeating everything...?
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| genome |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 6:08:45 PM
Thank you, thank you.
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| Jamie M |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 4:45:03 PM
Stick with the sig you have now, it's amazing. Great idea.
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 2:03:05 PM
Ooohhh.
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
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| genome |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 08:51:44 AM
Nope, actually I got that from dan p. I have no idea where he got it. But I said it without the first part because I had just said that this sig pic was only temporary, and I was indicating that I didn't know how long, and it might be here a while.
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 02:37:47 AM
quote:
Octopus Intenstines
Ostrich Intestines.
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
-Victor L. Wooten
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 02:34:52 AM
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("...days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun.")
Wasn't it something like "Push becomes shove" then so on? If it was, did you get that from A Perfect Circle? "Rose" I think it's the song.
"Don't disturb, the beast, the tempramental goat, the snail, while he's feeding on the rose..."
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
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| genome |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 02:20:44 AM
Just something I threw together (in about an hour or so..ha). I'm mentally working on a better one...this one's just temporary. ("...days become months. i seem to have forgotten the warmth of the sun.")
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 02:14:45 AM
Whoah! That's a tight ass sig, or pic, or whatever. Cool as hell.
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
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| genome |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 02:09:15 AM
What the hell. Here's the first posting of it.
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| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 01:57:01 AM
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Reminds me of playing Resident Evil (the OLD original for Playstation) when those chessy lines and terrible voice acting.
Barry: "Luckly I came faster, you were almost a Jill sandwhich!"
Jim: "Your right!"
Holy shit, that game has to be the cheesiest game I've ever seen. But I really want to play the one for the Gamecube, actually looks scary, but nothing compares to Silent Hill.
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"Little or no expectations leave more room for experiences."
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Posted - 06/13/2002 : 01:22:56 AM
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in some awful B movie
Reminds me of playing Resident Evil (the OLD original for Playstation) when those chessy lines and terrible voice acting.
Barry: "Luckly I came faster, you were almost a Jill sandwhich!"
Jim: "Your right!"
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 9:46:11 PM
(overacting) I.........don't know!!!!!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 06/10/2002 : 03:20:31 AM
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I'm not sure.
?uoyt' ner a, mehtf oenoer 'uoY
Or.....ARE YOU...
"Women and rhythm section first."
Mr. Jaco Pastorius
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| genome |
Posted - 06/09/2002 : 1:45:13 PM
Yeah, too slow... (if you say that in such a way that you can convince yourself that you're in some awful B movie, then you will realize that it is not only SLOW, it is suspiciously slow....)
Or not. I'm not sure.
?uoyt' ner a, mehtf oenoer 'uoY |
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Posted - 06/08/2002 : 12:07:32 AM
Your right, things have been pretty slow around here lately.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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