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drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:11:29 PM you might want to stop masterbating.... "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
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pcbTIM	Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:39:44 PM Not a chance in hell!!! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Xar666	Posted - 03/10/2002 : 3:25:06 PM A Bukkake Team playa! -Xar666 I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated.
Fluffy	Posted - 03/10/2002 : 03:10:49 AM Now that's the spirit!! A true TEAM playa! Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 8:29:32 PM quote: BUKKAKE involves alot of guys masturbating. So I was not trying to ruin masturbation for you. Masturbation can be a wonderful solitary act. You may also masturbate in a group that could be women, but if we are talking about BUKKAKE, sorry to say it is a group of MEN. Well then FORGET BUKKAKE!!! Bring on the women! "I do what I can with what I've got."
LizT	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 8:26:06 PM I dropped it when I saw that picture and puked..
Fluffy	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:43:36 PM I hope this clears it up for EVERYONE! Now may we drop the subject of BUKKAKE? Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:33:42 PM Eeeeeeeek.
Fluffy	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:26:01 PM EnthuTIMsiast asked: quote: I thought that picture was basically what bukkake was. I didn't know there was something else to it. -What- That picture basically IS Bukkake. But to get to that point there has to be ALOT of goo. Acquiring all that goo could be called Step 1. Which brings us to the picture and Step 2, which is not only limited to the "dousing of", but also can include drinking glasses or jugs of the stuff. You can't have that picture without Step 1. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Fluffy	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:18:47 PM That is BASICALLY what it is. But in most BUKKAKE videos there is MORE than 1 guy involved. Those amounts appear to me to be collections of goo. There is no way that much comes from 1 guy. I have seen girls with glasses FULL of the stuff. There is definitely more than 1 guy involved. Silky said: quote: generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation. Fluffy said: quote: Yes, then it becomes BUKKAKE!!! pcbdmb said: quote: Oh no you don't! You're not gonna ruin masturbation for me too! Fluffy said: quote: Shouldn't be ruined for you unless you are doing it in a group. pcbdmb said: quote: Who knows? Maybe it could be better....... Fluffy said: quote: I would rather masturbate alone than with a group of men who are all masturbating. pcbdmb said: quote: Who said anything aboot guys? YOU DID, when I suggested that would be BUKKAKE, YOU said: quote: Who knows? Maybe it could be better BUKKAKE involves alot of guys masturbating. So I was not trying to ruin masturbation for you. Masturbation can be a wonderful solitary act. You may also masturbate in a group that could be women, but if we are talking about BUKKAKE, sorry to say it is a group of MEN. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 09:36:42 AM I thought that picture was basically what bukkake was. I didn't know there was something else to it. -What-
Fluffy	Posted - 03/09/2002 : 05:58:58 AM I was not confused, but I clicked anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Now I am more confused, I don't remember that at all. Shucks!!! Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
enthuTIMsiast	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:06:16 PM Danger Will Robinson! -Jason- If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
Xar666	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 1:58:07 PM Hey if you guys are still confused, click below: !!!!WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! http://solo22.abac.com/jsmcfaddin/data/Photos/yum.jpg -Xar666 I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated.
enthuTIMsiast	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:31:47 PM That's what I like to feel. -Jason- If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:33:38 AM quote: Hummm That's what I like to hear. -J
LizT	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 08:15:18 AM Hummm, your list sounds like it's from The Big Book of Filth, Sterling Publishing Company.
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 04:54:08 AM Excellent...... "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:59:53 AM pcbdmb asked: quote: Is that my list? It's YOUR list, MY list and OUR list!! Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:53:02 AM great......even better "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:34:21 AM Step 2 did involve "a" female, but step 1 was a roomful of men. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 01:41:05 AM I'm pretty sure step 2 did involve a female... Fluffy? -J
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:25:07 AM Is that my list? "I do what I can with what I've got."
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:24:12 AM quote: quote: Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it....... Say wha? You told me on the email that it was a woman that did that last part. "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:59:29 PM Killing the Kittens Doin' the five knuckle shuffle. Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters Bludgeoning the beefsteak jerkin w/out a merkin Riding the great white knuckler auto-eroticism Onanism cabareting OR going cabareting having one off the wrist fisting off fist it five-knuckle chuckle five-knuckle Annie making baby juice mixing the baby batter pulling taffy churning the urn churning the butter the armswing fidgetting with the fuckstick tugging the trowser snake tapdancing dancing with myself cracking nuts cleaning the carrot ordering cream sauce coming ones mutton groping for gravy OR groping for goo greasing the pole playing the organ strumming the banjo bang the banjo beat it beat off beat your meat milking the cow churning the choad making candy OR making icing OR making mayonaise banging the gong walking the dog paddling the pickle pounding the nail jerking the gerkin taming the one-eyed monster teaching an old dog new tricks bopping the bologna polishing the crown jewels polishing the knob choking the chicken choking the chipmunk choking the gopher giving the dog a bone tenderizing the tubesteak shaving bark taking a slow boat to Bangkok Code 21 (TX) Hit It (MI) Hit a Lick (MI) pocket-pool hand balling hand-job jerk-off OR jerking off OR jerking the jock jack-off OR jacking off ball off OR balling off squirt-n-spurt spank the monkey praying with the one-eyed monk bash the bishop OR bashing the bishop OR flogging the bishop flogging the poodle flog ones meat flog ones dong gone whaling wax the dolphin waxing the wick stroking the sausage STROKE having a yank having a wank OR wanking OR wank OR wanking off whack off OR whacking off toss off OR tossing offf screw off squeezing off rub off work off pull off pumping off pulling the pump handle punishing percy in palm bang your head pulling the pin OR pulling the pud OR pounding the pud busting a nut flying solo solo flight right handing wang wrangling frig frigging the rigging snapping the twig stropping ones beak dolloping the weiner wanking the willy freeing willy singing an aria self-service self-stimulation self-abuse abuse oneself taking care of business going fishing torturing the tallywhacker pumping for man oil playing solitaire playing with it PULLING THE PORK A big date with Rosy Palms Adjusting your set Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Auditioning your hand puppet Backstroke roulette Bashing the Bishop Bashing the candle Beating off Beating the balogna Beating the bed flute Beating the Bishop Beating the dummy Beating the old man Beating the pud Beating the stick Beating your meat Beef-stroke-it-off Being a virtuoso of the skin flute Being your own best friend Biffing off Bleed the weed Blowing the load Blowing your own horn Bludgeoning the beefsteak Bobbing your boloney Bopping Richard Bopping the bishop Bopping the bolgney Bopping the Bonzo Boxing the bald champ Boxing the clown Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches Boxing with Richard Buffin' the bishop Buffing the banana Buffing the rifle Buggering your hand Burping the baby Burping the worm Buttering the corn Caning the vandal Capturing the bishop Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Cheesing off Choking Kojak Choking the bald guy until he pukes Choking the chicken Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Churning your butter Clamping the pipe Cleaning your rifle Clearing the snorkel Climbin the tree Climbing Mount Baldy Clobbering the Kleenex Closet Frisbee Clubbing the clam Coating Prince William Sound with love oil Coming into your own Coming to grips with yourself Cooking the cream of cock Corralling the tadpoles Couch hockey for one Cranking the love pump Cranking the monkey Cranking the shank Crimping the wire Crowning the king Cuddlin' the Kielbasa Cuffing the carrot Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye Dating Miss Michigan (think geography) Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters Decongesting the weasel Defrosting the fridge Diddling Digging for change Digitally oscillating one's penis Doin' The Solitary Rhumba Doing a hand job Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love Doing handiwork Doing It Your Way Doing the five-knuckle shuffle Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT Doing the janitor thing Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump Doing the pork sword jiggle Doing the White Knuckler Doing your own thing Downing at the club (for members only) Draining the monster Draining the poisons from the building Driving the skin bus Dry humping the ottoman Dundering the devil-dolphin Electing the president Engaging in safe sex Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell Faxing Jimmy Dean Faxing the Pope Feeding the ducks Firing the flesh musket Firing the Surgeon General Fishing for zipper trout Fist fucking Fisting your mister Five-finger solo Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump Five on one Flick on over the thumb Flapping Takkie (South African) Flaying the Emperor Flicking the bic Flipping the Bishop Flogging the bishop Flogging the dog Flogging the dolphin Flogging the dong Flogging the frog Flogging the hog Flogging the log Flogging the mule Flogging the salami Flogging your dumber brother Flute solo Fly fishing Fondling the fig Freeing Willy Friggit Frosting the pastries Galloping the antelope Galloping the old lizard Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion Getting a date with Slick Mittens Getting a grip on things Getting a stiffy Getting chafed Getting off Getting the German soldier marching Getting the glue stick Getting to know yourself Getting your palm read by Mister Softee Getting your palm red Getting your pole varnished Giving it a tug Giving yourself a low five Glazing the donut Gluing the lady's eye's shut Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh Going blind Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters Going on Peewee's little adventure Going the blow Grappling the gorilla Greasing the pipe Gripping the pencil Hacking the hog Han Solo Hand job Hand Shandy Handy work Hanging the old man Hard labor Having a ball Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake Having a date with Fisty Palmer Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters Having a ham shank Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang) Having a one-night-stand with yourself Having a Sherman (British) Having a tug Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Having dinner Having it off Having sex with someone you love Hitchhiking to heaven Hitchhiking underneath the big top Holding my own Holding the sausage hostage Honing the cone Hugging the hog Humping the hose Ironing some wrinkles Jack hammering Jacking off Jazzing yourself Jerkin' the gherkin Jerking Jamby Jerking off Jerking the turkey Jerking yanking daisy-chaining Jizzlobbing Juggling the coullions Just jerkin' it Kicking seamen Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents" Killing it Kneading my knockwurst. Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump Knuckling the bone La veuve poignet (French) Launching the hand shuttle Looking for ticks Loping the mule Loves labors lost Loving the muppet Lubing the Tube Making a foreskin cone Making friends with Big Ed Making instant pudding Making the bald man puke Making the scene with the magazine Making vanilla jism shakes Making yourself at home Mangling the midget Manipulating the mango Manning the cockpit Manual labor Manual override Master bacon Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters Meeting Rosie Hancock Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters Milking one's self Milking the bull Milking the cow Milking the lizard Milking the moose Milking the weasel Minding my own business Molesting the mole Mounting a corporal and four Much goo about nothing My sex life! Nerking your throbber Oiling the glove Onan's Olympics Onanism One gun salute One man show One off the wrist Packing your palm Paddling the pickle Painting the ceiling Painting the pickle Painting the walls Palming the calm Peelin' some chiles Peeling the banana Peeling the carrot Performing a self-test Performing diagnostics on your ManTool Perling the oyster Petting the lizard Phoning the czar Pipping the pumpkin Playing a little five-on-one Playing a one-stringed guitar Playing in a one-man show Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson Playing peekaboo Playing pocket pinball Playing pocket pool Playing tag with the pink torpedo Playing the flesh flute Playing the one-stringed melody Playing the skin flute Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops Playing Uno Playing with the spitting llama Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?) Pleasing your pisser Plunking your twanger Pocket pinball Pocket pool Pole vaulting Polishing Percy in your palm Polishing the beak Polishing the family jewels Polishing the helmet Polishing the rocket Polishing the sword Popping a nut Popping the cork Pounding off Pounding the bald-headed moose Pounding the pud Pounding your flounder Preparing the carrot Priming the pump Pud wrestling Pulling off Pulling rank Pulling the bologna pony Pulling the carrot Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever Pulling the cord Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle Pulling the goalie Pulling the handbrake Pulling the pole Pulling the Pope Pulling the weed Pulling the wire Pulling your goalie Pulling your own leg Pulling your prick Pulling your pud Pulling your taffy Pummeling the priest Pumping cream Pumping the electric goo gun Pumping the gas at the self-service island Pumping the python Pumping the stump Punchin' the munchkin Punching the clown Punching the munchin Punishing Percy in the palm Punishing the Pope Qualifying in the testicular time trial Raising the mainsail Ramming the ham Rapid one arm pull-ups Reading poetry Relieving tension Riding the great white knuckler Rolling your own Romancing the bone Romeo and Himself Roping the pony Roping the Pope Roughing up the suspect Rubbing off Rubbing one out Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel Rubbing the pink eraser Rubbing the rod Running off a batch by hand Running the cheeta Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights Safest sex Sanding wood Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey Schnauzer Shuffleboard Scouring the tower of power Scraping your horn Scratchin the itch Se branler (French) Se crosser (French) Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French) Se passer un poignet (French) Secret handshake Self abuse Self-induced penile regurgitation Self-inflicted intercourse Sex with someone you really love Shagging Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln Shaking hands with Jack McNasty Shaking hands with Mr. Happy Shaking Hands with Mr. President Shaking hands with the general Shaking hands with the midget Shaking hands with the unemployed Shaking hands with the wife's best friend Shaking hands with your John Thomas Shaking hands with your wife's best friend Shaking hands with Yul Brenner Shaking the bottle Shaking the dice Shaking the hand of the self-employed Shaking the sauce Shaking the sausage Shaking the snake Shanking Shellacking the shellaleigh Shemping the hog Shifting gears Shining the helmet Shining the pork sword Shining your pole Shoot skeet (pull...shoot) Shooting flies Shooting for the moon Shooting putty at the moon Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie "Totally Fucked up) Shooting your wad Shuck The Corn Shucking your corn Slaking the bacon Slamming the ham Slamming the hammer Slamming the salami Slamming the salmon Slamming the spam Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner Slapping it Slapping pappy Slapping the carrot Slapping the clown Slapping the donkey Slapping the FleshGopher Slapping the pud Slapping the salami Slinging the jelly Smacking the oompa loompa Smacking the salami Smacking the weasel Smacking-off Snapping one off Snapping the carrot Snapping the monkey Snapping the rubber Snapping the whip Solo flight Solo marathon Solo sex Spanking Cheetah Spanking Elvis Spanking Frank Spanking the bishop Spanking the monkey Spanking the salami Spanking the wank Spit-polishing the purple helmet Spunking Squeezing the cheese Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Squeezing the juice Squeezing the lemon Squeezing the weasel Squeezing your cheese-dog Stinky pinky Stirring the batter Stirring the yogurt Strainin' the main vein Strangling the Serpent Striking the pink match Stroking it Stroking off Stroking the dog Stroking the lizard Stroking the mole Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko Stroking the satin-headed serpent Stroking the squirmin' German Stroking the wiener Stroking your poker Stroking your twinkie Taking a nap Taking a shake break Taking Herman to the circus Taking matters into your own hands Taking ol' one eye through the fly Taking part in population control Taking some time off Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm Taking the monster for a one-armed ride Talking quietly to yourself Taming the shrew Taunting the one-eyed weasel Teasing the weasel Teasing the weenie Tenderizing the meat Tenderizing the tube steak Testicular tensile strength test Testing the testicles Testing your batteries That crazy hand jive The art of Unisex The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe The serta solo Thrapping Throwing Throwing one Thumping the pump Ticklewigglejigglepickle Tickling my fancy Tickling the ivory Tickling the one-eyed weasel Tickling the pickle Tonking Torkin' the fork Torturing the tentacle Tossing off Tossing the salad Tossing the snag Tossing the turkey Tossing yogurt Treating yourself right Trouser snake CPR Tugging the slug Tugging the tapioca tube Tuning my horn Turning Japanese Twanging the wire Tweaking your twinkie Twisting your crank Twisting your tool Unloadinging the gun Using the Force on Darth Vader Varnishing the flagpole Violating the hedge-hog Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters Wacking off Wacking the one-eyed worm Wacking the weasel Wacking the willie Waking the dead Waking Wee Willie Wonka Walking the dog Walking the plank Walking the snake Waltzing with Willy Wanking Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel Washing the meat Waving the Magic Wand Waxing the car Waxing the carrot Waxing the dolphin Waxing your surfboard Whackin the weasel Whacking it Whacking off Whacking Willy Whipping off Whipping the bishop Whipping the dummy Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake Whipping the rat Whipping the stiff Whipping the wire Whipping up some sour cream Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm Whipping your dripper White-water wristing Whittling the stick Whizzing jism Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Wonking your conker Wonking your donk Workin' out a stiff joint Working off Working off a batch Wrestling the eel Wrestling the one-eyed monster Wrestling the purple headed warrior Wrestling with the bald champ Wringing out your rope Wrist aerobics Yanking off Yanking the crank Yanking the yoyo Yanking your plank and not to forget the women Applying lip gloss Basting the tuna Brushing the beaver Burying the knuckle Butterin' the muffin Checking my oil Checking the foxhole Checking the status of the I/O port Circling the knoll Cleaning my fur coat Cleaning your fingers Creamin' the pie Digging for my keys Digitating Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists) Drooling Dusting the endtable Entering the ring of fire Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little finger) Finger blasting Finger fuck Finger pie Flicking the bean Flossing the cat Frigging Getting a stain out of my carpet Going Mining Gusset typing Hula-hooping Itching the ditch JocelynEldering Killing off Licking my lips (for us contortionists) Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!) Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Making soup Nulling the void Paddling the pink canoe Parting the red sea Petting Snoopy Playing solitare Playing The Silent Trombone Playing the beaver Pokin' the pucker Polishing the wedding ring Preheating the oven Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^) Pussy poking Riding the waterslide Rolling the dough Rubbin' the nubbin Scratching the patch Secret vice Shooting hoops Shooting the rapids Slapping the Mackerel Snatching Soaking in Palmolive Spelunking Stiffening my upper lip Stirring it up Stoking the furnace Strumming the banjo Surfin' the channel Taking a dip The two fingered tango Tickling the taco Toggling the bit Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagra Falls Visiting your safety deposit box Whipping your nest Working in the garden and of course when referring to a group M+M (mutual masturbation) circle jerk sewing circle jack and jill party BUKKAKE and of course why we are all here MASTURBATE Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Erich with an h	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:04:17 PM my best friend saw that picture. his words: "Makes me want to go kill kittens" So next time i talk about masterbating, im going to call it "killing the kittens". Erich w/ an h Erichwanh@yahoo.com The Tim Reynolds Tour and Recording Database
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 9:27:40 PM Whachu talkin bout Willis? Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:29:25 AM quote: Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it....... Say wha?
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:48:22 AM Let me refresh your memory... Fluffy said: quote: Good night all I am calling it an early NIGHT on the board. Mind you, I am not going to bed, just signing off..... (see for yourself) http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1319 So I signed off, went and wrote and sent the first email of the new year to the TimReynoldsFans emailing list and realized I need to add some of the info here. So I came back. No lying. I said I wasn't going to bed. I had TR work to do. And I did it. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:34:01 AM Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it.......and I thought you were going to bed you liar! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:31:14 AM Sorry, BUKKAKE IS a bunch of guys!! No way around it. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:27:11 AM Who said anything aboot guys? "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:55:08 AM I think I will rely on my instincts on this one, and my instincts tell me I would rather masturbate alone than with a group of men who are all masturbating. Hell, I am not even sure I could stay hard enuf to masturbate in that situation. Maybe it's just me. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:37:13 AM Who knows? Maybe it could be better....... "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:35:45 AM Shouldn't be ruined for you unless you are doing it in a group. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:09:43 AM Oh no you don't! You're not gonna ruin masturbation for me too! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:00:16 AM Silky said: quote: generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation. Yes, then it becomes BUKKAKE!!! Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:22:07 AM .......therefore it can't be a participatory sport either! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:16:28 AM Hehe I think the logistics of it prevent it from being a spectator sport. After all... generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation. -J
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:05:10 AM quote: How is that really all that different from other recreational activities? Oh I could think of a few reasons why it is different. We don't have an intramural sport for it. It doesn't sell out stadiums. It's like a secret that no one talks aboot, but everyone knows. But that would be pretty damn funny......Tag Team Masturbation cuming up next right here on the World Whacking Federation. "I do what I can with what I've got."
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:01:46 AM Which is why the buddy Christ would be welcomed with open arms! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy	Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:55:57 AM The catholic church teaches that cum is some godlike substance that cannot be wasted that way(or by the use of condoms). How stupid is that in this day and age. catholic church needs to bring itself out of the Dark Ages and realize we are living in a completely different world than 2000 years ago. The world has changed and they need to change along with them. Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 2:23:16 PM Honestly... why would anyone in heaven really care if you crank it out? How is that really all that different from other recreational activities? -J
Fluffy	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:43:04 AM I thought about it a little more.(the kittens thing, not the masturbating. Although, I was masturbating while I was thinking about it) Seems to me that sign is probably put out by the catholic church(notice no caps)as another one of there many, and ever so popular GUILT tactics. The catholic church thrives on inflicting guilt and keeping its members in line by the use of GUILT. That sign fits the catholic church to a "T". Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Fluffy	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:39:14 AM EnthuTIMsiast said: quote: I was leaning toward cats not existing at all myself, pcbdmb. I'm with you. I think cats, as a species would just not be here. That is how we know that sign is not true. Cats exist. If that were true, they would not exist. Hell if it were true I would have killed six last nite. Which brings me to my next quote..... Silky said: quote: I don't think any man will ever nut more in his life than during the high school years. I can't speak for all males, but I have only gotten better and BUSIER with age. What was I thinking in high school? I must have thought I would run out or something. Now I know better and I just go for the... quote: straight up yank-fest!! Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 04:00:11 AM I don't think any man will ever nut more in his life than during the high school years. Once the curtain is lifted on maturbation it's all downhill from there. It's like a straight up yank-fest for a while when it's first discovered. -J
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 03:56:48 AM Hahahaha!!! We've got a mass murderer on our hands (pun intended)! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 03:36:46 AM If that were true then I think I would have been solely responsible for the end of domestic cats, as well as dipping into a large population of carnivorous felines during the ages of 15-17. -J
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 02:31:09 AM More like..................Then....well, sorry, saber-tooth tigers. "I do what I can with what I've got."
enthuTIMsiast	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 01:39:25 AM I was leaning toward cats not existing at all myself, pcbdmb. I'm with you. I think cats, as a species would just not be here. I mean, it would have started long ago. Some cave-man, cooking his mammoth (hehe) just 'happening' to get some cooled cave-grease on his hand and his cave-schlong. Then....well, sorry, kittens. -Jason- If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 01:09:39 AM Cats just plain wouldn't exist. "I do what I can with what I've got."
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:16:47 AM the pic just never gets old :) "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 11:05:09 PM "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
enthuTIMsiast	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:51:48 PM Man, if the kitten thing was true...I'd personally be responsible for the death of all the kittens in about a hundred mile radius. No wait... -Jason- If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:12:16 PM quote: thats why cats have nine lives... otherwise they would all have died off by now. - Without you, without you everything falls apart Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces. haha true dat. "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:11:36 PM "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
Saint Jude	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:06:26 PM thats why cats have nine lives... otherwise they would all have died off by now. - Without you, without you everything falls apart Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:03:53 PM got another one for y'all
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:27:52 PM I'm sorry...I just laugh everyTIMe I see that! "I do what I can with what I've got."
Silky The Pimp	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:21:26 PM Hehe classic Carlin quote... but the little monsters add an invaluable visual aid. That picture is great. -J
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:07:35 PM anyTIMe! As soon as I go back to school, I'm gonna make that pic my background. "I do what I can with what I've got."
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:04:13 PM quote: I guess so.......oh, by the way, you should edit your original message. Change the first closing brackets. Then it should show up on the page. "I do what I can with what I've got." ah, thank you. i couldnt figure out why it didnt work "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:02:41 PM I guess so.......oh, by the way, you should edit your original message. Change the first closing brackets. Then it should show up on the page. "I do what I can with what I've got."
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:55:37 PM not many people seem to be enjoying this as much as you and i...we must have unique senses of humor, or eveyone else is just lazy "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:40:02 PM ......then it would be perfect! "I do what I can with what I've got."
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:36:10 PM all it needs are little text bubbles for the monsters that say "arrg" "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.
pcbTIM	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:24:24 PM Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! It's funny cause it's true! But those monsters are hilarious! "I do what I can with what I've got."
drummerboy82	Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:23:07 PM i thought this was really funny, i like the monsters chasing the kitten.... "Seems like people are the viruses And earth is simply tired of us"-311-.

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