| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 2:48:38 PM
This is way too entertaining not to share.
http://conceptlab.com/simulator/
-J
 |
| 12 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 8:48:36 PM
My friend told me that there was a game for Nintendo in which you made burgers!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 7:35:21 PM
One more reason to avoid McDonalds:
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:15:06 AM
Oh yes, I almost forgot this post was about McDonalds. Here are a couple to check out. Don't go if you LIKE McDonalds.
http://www.mcspotlight.org/
http://www.mcspotlight.org/case/index.html
I forget the comedian, but one of my favorite comedy bits was about McDonalds. I will try to convey it in typewritten form.
I believe there is a big vat of STUFF in the back of all McDonalds. From that vat, they just pour the stuff into molds of whatever you order. Everything at McDonalds tastes the same, so I believe it all comes from the same vat.
McDonalds:"And what will you have to day sir?"
Customer:"A Big Mac"
(slurping sound)the sound of the STUFF being poured into the mold
McDonalds:"One Big Mac"
Customer:"and I will also have a large fries"
(slurping sound)
McDonalds:"One large fries"
Customer:"and 1 large shake"
(slurping sound)
McDonalds:"One large shake"
Customer:"That will do it, Thanx!"
McDonalds:"That will be $6.50"
Customer:"Here you go"(handing them a $10 bill)
(slurping sound)
McDonalds:"and here's your change"
It is much funnier if you tell it with all the sound effects verbally. Hope it comes across in type written form. I thought it was hilarious.
READ: FAST FOOD NATION I don't know the author
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:01:42 AM
I just want to know what she is doing to that big, hairy pussy of hers. The first thing that struck me was the suggestive positioning.
I also came up with some great captions for that picture:
1)See woman fondling her big, hairy pussy!
2)See woman with big, hairy pussy between her legs!
3)Wanna see a big, hairy pussy?
4)My pussy is so big, it should be in the Guiness Book of Records.
5)I am so proud of my big, hairy pussy, I just have to show it to you.
6)No man can handle my big, hairy pussy.
7)Wanna stroke my big, hairy pussy? It just loves to be pet.
8)You definitely do not want to see this pussy wet!
9)My pussy is so big, I sometimes find it hard to move.
and last but not least
10)I wish I could get this big hairy pussy out from between my legs!
ps:I AM AN IDIOT(tra la la la la)I AM AN IDIOT(tra la la la la)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 02:29:00 AM
Poor cat........
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 01:33:24 AM
Well, that's what I thought, too.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:58:25 AM
I'm sorry....but that looks pretty damn real....
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 11:16:35 PM
Someone please confirm for me that that cat isn't really real. A computer edit or something...please. I can't imagine that cat actually being able to live, breather, or walk, even. If it is and does...poor cat.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:23:35 PM
No kidding! That one fat, hairy pussy!.......cat!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 3:55:50 PM
yeah, thats one large cat.
quite frightening actually.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
|
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 2:53:58 PM
holy shit... this too.
|
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 2:49:41 PM
This one is good too...
http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf
-J
|
