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Fluffy Posted - 03/03/2002 : 06:14:11 AM
Around these parts, we agree to disagree. You are entitled to your opinions. Your opinions, by the way, that "I" was not aware of, or never commented on. So your personal attacks on me seem quite unwarranted.(big word, look it up) If you want to offer up your opinions, do not be surprised when those who do not agree with you offer up their opinions, which you obviously do not agree with. You are obviously no longer willing to discuss or contribute to this board on an ADULT level, or listen to the opinions of others. You should do the same, as you obviously expected everyone else to do. If you are going to just continue to poison the board with your childish remarks and retorts, just leave. If you would like to stay, I will accept your apology for your unwarranted attacks on me, I am afraid you are neither adult enuf or man enuf to admit that you fucked up with your personal attacks on me. I never read your comments, I never commented on your comments and at this point I really don't care about you, your opinions, or your beliefs. You are a zero aspect in my life, and I am better off having never met you or gotten to know you. Good luck in your life, and I sure hope you learn to deal with confrontation in a better way in the future, or you have a long, hard road ahead of you.

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{=HTG=} Posted - 03/06/2002 : 8:14:03 PM
Hell of a poem Eric.

"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay.
-Dave Matthews-
Erich with an h Posted - 03/06/2002 : 5:14:32 PM
quote:
God is good, God is great, I think that he might be gay.

Motherfuckin' Go!

Not saying God is gay, not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
Then there might be a little fag in us all.

Jesus Christ Homosexual

They say THEIR God hates fags, they walk around so pissed.
Disguise their hate as love, but have they thought of this.
He made us in his own image, now listen to what I say.
Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Jesus Christ Homosexual

Not saying that it's good, not saying that its right,
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hemaphrodite?
She was with child without having a man?
And that's not the only thing that I don't understand.

Jesus Christ Homosexual


reminds me of a poem i wrote.

Jesus Is Dancing With Hitler In Heaven

Jesus is dancing with Hitler in heaven
They dance in Gods mystical light
Although while in flesh he may have done wrong
In Gods arms he can do only right
Before he left flesh and was cast into judgment
He prayed for one final time
He knew before God faith won over deed
And God said, “My kingdom is thine”
When Jesus comes back to visit his children
Hitler may come for the ride
He’d say “The 4 horsemen were great, and though it’s not the 4th Reich,
(Our Final Solutions are nothing alike)
This time I’ve got Christ on my side!”
Jesus is dancing with the devil in heaven
And the Devil, he has no care
He knows the greatest trick he ever pulled
Was to make people think he’s not there
Satan has tricks up his numerous sleeves
But the one that he likes the best
Was the mythical beast he had people believe
That would lure them to his fiery nest
Jesus is kissing Dick Nixon in heaven
While prostitutes dance around Sodom
Though the crooked may dance in the straight mans shadow
God says, “We haven’t forgot ‘em”
The Disciples count backwards from 12 until 1
While they watch Mary and Moses’ tryst
Sinatra and Judas are exchanging a glance
Whilst Joseph and Stalin lock lips
Marie Curie’s concocting a love potion for Freud
In the back of Ben Hur’s chariot
While Catherine the Great is trying to mate
With the remains of Secretariat
Jesus will dance with Osama Bin Laden
Jesus will dance with death
Jesus will dance with Diana and Stalin
And Louie and Marie Antoinette
Elvis appears in the book of life
Under Joey Ramone and George Burns
But the how did they get there, and the when and the why
Is probably not your concern
Jesus will dance with whomever he feels
Be it acquaintance, foe, or friend
Cause like a bad lunch on the day of the Plague
We go out the same way in the end
But ask Jesus why and he might say “Why not?
What else is Jesus to do?”
You can then ask him what, if at all, would he say
He’d say “Isn’t it great to be a Jew?”

===========

one of my favourite pieces, i must add.

Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
The Tim Reynolds Tour and Recording Database
{=HTG=} Posted - 03/06/2002 : 4:55:36 PM
These are all very good points. Kinda makes ya think. . . .

"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay.
-Dave Matthews-
dan p. Posted - 03/06/2002 : 4:25:47 PM
i know dogs that eat their own defication. do you suggest i do the same, and then smell everyone's ass and bark like an idiot? and not move then the bakery truck is gunning for me? haha. just playin.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
LizT Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:59:50 AM
Hey girl!!! Happy to see you here Evergreen! Liz

Evergreen Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:00:03 AM
Just leave the dogs out of it! Don't compare the slime of the Earth to the dear sweet doggies of the world. In fact I think we all need to take a few lessons from the dogs. We all need to go to the dogs.
HUMANS best friend

Unconditional Love

Take a Note

EVERGREEN 143
pcbTIM Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:46:16 AM
Glad you didn't forget aboot lil' ole me!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:42:41 AM
Here, here, Fleabass!!

and to your comments Jay, they make much more sense now. In fact I quoted a song in another post which I will post here as well. The lyrics are a little harsh, but they bring up some interesting points, very similar to yours. Check them out:

God is good, God is great, I think that he might be gay.

Motherfuckin' Go!

Not saying God is gay, not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
Then there might be a little fag in us all.

Jesus Christ Homosexual

They say THEIR God hates fags, they walk around so pissed.
Disguise their hate as love, but have they thought of this.
He made us in his own image, now listen to what I say.
Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Jesus Christ Homosexual

Not saying that it's good, not saying that its right,
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hemaphrodite?
She was with child without having a man?
And that's not the only thing that I don't understand.

Jesus Christ Homosexual

and to your comments pcbdmb, I think it is still more likely the simple pleasures for simple minds think alike HEHE

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Fleabass76 Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:31:08 AM
The term "Unconditional Love" comes to mind....

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
Jay Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:16:02 PM
even better!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
pcbTIM Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:13:01 PM
Nawww! I'd much rather say.......HEY JAY.....LAY OFF THE EUCALIPTIS!!!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:11:15 PM
i know call me stupid....i can hear it now..."TAKE OFF HOSER!" Oh i LOVE Canadians! i really do...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
pcbTIM Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:08:58 PM
See?!?! Now that makes sense!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:08:05 PM
i understand completley, Fluffy. WHat i meant before was that there lots of christains that are gay...so why is it agianst god? He is supposed to accept everyone.

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
{=HTG=} Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:02:50 PM
quote:
Do you understand?

Good point Fluffy.

"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay.
-Dave Matthews-
pcbTIM Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:45:16 PM
quote:

I agree with you pcbdmb



Once again....great minds think alike!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 03/05/2002 : 3:27:58 PM
oops, i ment christains that are gay

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Saint Jude Posted - 03/05/2002 : 1:19:36 PM
quote:
well, there are lots and lots of gay people oot there that aren't gay...so what aboot them?


I think he means gay people that dont come out of the closet... or who will date oposite sex just because they are suposed to... but know their gay but never do anything aboot it.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
Fluffy Posted - 03/05/2002 : 06:32:12 AM
Jay said:
quote:
well, there are lots and lots of gay people oot there that aren't gay...so what aboot them?

I agree with you pcbdmb, this one flew right over my head. I reread it a couple of times to see if maybe I just misread it, but it still did not make any sense, or I just missed the point. Care to explain Jay?

As for your comments on proof of GOD, I have to agree completely. Anyone who tries to PROVE there is a God is probably a lunatic. I think God exists as a matter of FAITH. Either you believe or you don't. You will never PROVE to someone who doesn't believe that there is a God that there is a God. As for the people who say they "saw God" I think those people saw what they believe to be God in their minds eye. I believe they believe they saw God and that is great for them, but their belief in what they saw in no way influences my belief in God. Do you understand? It really is quite complex this whole belief and faith thing. Anyway, I agree with you again. That's the long and short of it.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 03/05/2002 : 02:27:14 AM
quote:

well, there are lots and lots of gay people oot there that aren't gay



WHAT?! I don't get it.

quote:

If you ask a Chirstian to give you proof of God, most will tell you to read the Bible. IF you ask some person who follows another religion, they will give you thier book, and tell you that THAT is THIER proof...



Those are just the religious nuts. If someone asked me to prove that God exists, I wouldn't be able to come up with anything except faith. It might sound stupid, but that is basically the only answer that anyone can truly give.....except those that say they "saw" God.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Fleabass76 Posted - 03/04/2002 : 10:46:43 PM
quote:

it amazes me that he's probably five years older than i am, yet i can considder myself for MENTALY (notice, i said MENTALY)matuer than he is...jesus, i'm at the age where everyone is completely homophobic just cause they think they have to be...and that goes for every homophobic i've ever met. They even go as far as to say that it is against God...well, there are lots and lots of gay people oot there that aren't gay...so what aboot them? Imagine some African religous figure saying he doesn't like people that believe in OUR god because it is against HIS religion? In christianity, god says that he is the only god, but if there are so many religions that claim the same thing, and swear by it, and read thier religuos writings and beleive them, how can we be sure of it all? If you ask a Chirstian to give you proof of God, most will tell you to read the Bible. IF you ask some person who follows another religion, they will give you thier book, and tell you that THAT is THIER proof...It's all confusing to me...and that probably made no sense and offended somebody...oh well, when you are my age and incredibly confused except for the two hours a day that you AREN'T AWAKE, you tend to get like that...as yall probably know...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...



It's ok to be confused, you're Canadian. J/K, these questions are very legitimate and ones I've asked myself often. The only answer i come up w/ for myself is fuck organized religion.

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
Jay Posted - 03/04/2002 : 6:10:18 PM
it amazes me that he's probably five years older than i am, yet i can considder myself for MENTALY (notice, i said MENTALY)matuer than he is...jesus, i'm at the age where everyone is completely homophobic just cause they think they have to be...and that goes for every homophobic i've ever met. They even go as far as to say that it is against God...well, there are lots and lots of gay people oot there that aren't gay...so what aboot them? Imagine some African religous figure saying he doesn't like people that believe in OUR god because it is against HIS religion? In christianity, god says that he is the only god, but if there are so many religions that claim the same thing, and swear by it, and read thier religuos writings and beleive them, how can we be sure of it all? If you ask a Chirstian to give you proof of God, most will tell you to read the Bible. IF you ask some person who follows another religion, they will give you thier book, and tell you that THAT is THIER proof...It's all confusing to me...and that probably made no sense and offended somebody...oh well, when you are my age and incredibly confused except for the two hours a day that you AREN'T AWAKE, you tend to get like that...as yall probably know...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Fluffy Posted - 03/04/2002 : 5:32:03 PM
Yeah, a dog is supposedly "mans best friend", he would never go around hating so much. I think it is more likely SGWAG is just a young, immature, uneducated, homophobic, inbred, redneck asshole. I certainly would not want to cast any wild aspersions or accusations upon his family or father, but in many OTHER cases SIMILAR to this, this kind of behaviour is directly attributable, in alot of instances, to the father and/or some kind of molestation in the home by father, mother, brother or sister. Again, let me say, I don't have the slightest clue what caused this attitude & behavior in SGWAG's case, but this attitude & behavior is pretty indicative of the scenario I have laid forth.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
dan p. Posted - 03/04/2002 : 5:02:03 PM
frankly, i expect more from a dog than that.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 03/04/2002 : 12:24:16 PM
My kind of bitch.

-Jason-

If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
Silky The Pimp Posted - 03/04/2002 : 11:48:40 AM
Guys don't worry about the comments made by SGWAG... I found a picture of him and... well... I'll let the picture speak for itself. It really seems to explain a lot.
-J



Fluffy Posted - 03/04/2002 : 06:32:40 AM
"Wait a minute...her name is SomeGuyWithAGuitar?! I've been calling her ScumbaGWithAGuitar! Oooohhhhh!!!! I've been making an idiot out of myself!"



Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
pcbTIM Posted - 03/03/2002 : 10:19:44 PM
quote:

I didn't know that either...I thought it was pronounced Krebopple. Spelled however would get that job done. I sure wouldn't have known it was Crandal, tho.



No, no....you've got it all wrong! Her name is Krabapple...but I was referring to the quote.

"Wait a minute...Bart's teacher is named Krabapple?! I've been calling her Crandal! Oooohhhhh!!!! I've been making an idiot out of myself!"

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Erich with an h Posted - 03/03/2002 : 8:40:52 PM
oh good, my instincts on SGWAG were correct when i thought he was a pansie bastard. :)

Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com
The Tim Reynolds Tour and Recording Database
Fleabass76 Posted - 03/03/2002 : 6:13:43 PM
i know it's an inside joke on the show that it was originally going to be Crab-apple, but then someone was like "what if we call her crebople? but spell it the same.."

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 03/03/2002 : 6:05:04 PM
I didn't know that either...I thought it was pronounced Krebopple. Spelled however would get that job done. I sure wouldn't have known it was Crandal, tho.

-Jason-

If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!
Fleabass76 Posted - 03/03/2002 : 5:46:42 PM
really?

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
pcbTIM Posted - 03/03/2002 : 4:59:25 PM
....actually, it's Crandal......not Crab-apple

"I do what I can with what I've got."
dan p. Posted - 03/03/2002 : 3:06:20 PM
hahahaha. great show.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Fleabass76 Posted - 03/03/2002 : 2:54:13 PM
Bart's teacher's name is Mrs. Krabapple? All this time I've been calling her Mrs. Crab-apple! Aww, I feel like an idiot!

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
dirtysloth Posted - 03/03/2002 : 2:52:04 PM
Like it matters. Could easily stand for "shitheadwithaguitar".

Peace,
Patrick

http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm
dan p. Posted - 03/03/2002 : 2:08:19 PM
i just realized i've been saying swag instead of sGwag. oops.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Saint Jude Posted - 03/03/2002 : 1:36:27 PM
wasnt sgwag the guy whose first post was called something like 'this is (name)' dont recall the name... but it was him braggin that he could play stairway to heaven... which is a hard song u know... 3 chords... yipes.... but wasnt that him or was it someone else.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

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