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Superglue528 Posted - 02/18/2002 : 1:57:36 PM
u ever wonder why the jelly stuff inside those things is sort of crunchy like sand? somthin's fucked up there

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
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pcbTIM Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:32:33 AM
ooo ate.....

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Silky The Pimp Posted - 03/06/2002 : 2:24:57 PM
I'll give you a mouthful...
-J

pcbTIM Posted - 03/06/2002 : 05:12:42 AM
And quite a mouthful too......

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Fluffy Posted - 03/06/2002 : 04:54:25 AM
Come on pcbdmb, we know you are a drag queen. You keep telling us the purple evening gown in question was YOURS. Queen it is!

Queen pcbdmb, has a nice ring to it.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Superglue528 Posted - 03/05/2002 : 4:15:04 PM
...
pcbTIM Posted - 03/03/2002 : 4:44:55 PM
....and I would reign as queen!.....I mean king! King!!!!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
dan p. Posted - 03/03/2002 : 1:30:58 PM
and now we have to deal with substandard people like swag. of course, i would have been gone years ago if natural selection was allowed to rule.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Saint Jude Posted - 03/03/2002 : 1:26:47 PM
w/ all the technology these days there no longer is any natural selection.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
dan p. Posted - 03/03/2002 : 1:24:02 PM
swag, why aren't you dead yet? didn't natural selection used to weed out all the really stupid people?

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
pcbTIM Posted - 03/03/2002 : 04:09:17 AM
fuck you, you ignorant piece of shit.
someguywithaguitar Posted - 03/02/2002 : 11:40:46 PM
quote:
Where does he keep coming up with this clever material? It's just hilarity in it's purest form.

Thank you. Glad to hear it!


Fleabass76 Posted - 03/02/2002 : 11:38:30 PM
Where does he keep coming up with this clever material? It's just hilarity in it's purest form.

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
someguywithaguitar Posted - 03/02/2002 : 11:21:44 PM
quote:
I am named after my moms fluffy pussy!!

Which reminds me, I need to shave that thing next time I get into it. And spray a little air freshner too.

someguywithaguitar Posted - 03/02/2002 : 11:17:28 PM
Haha, that picture reminds me of the time I was on top of pcbdmb's momma. She was taking my 8 inch right up the ass! She still owes me that 20!!!!!!!!!!!

someguywithaguitar Posted - 03/02/2002 : 11:09:06 PM
quote:
Hey SGWAG......I think we found your new signature!

Ummm, no. Why dont you all go sit in the woods naked with your butts out, hell, you might even get lucky and take it from a deer.

Saint Jude Posted - 03/02/2002 : 10:09:32 PM
i know thats photoshoped but its still funny as hell.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
pcbTIM Posted - 03/02/2002 : 9:35:00 PM
Hey SGWAG......I think we found your new signature!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
dirtysloth Posted - 03/02/2002 : 9:27:15 PM
I was checking out the other images on that page... some, uh, odd stuff... e.g., ....



Peace,
Patrick

http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm
pcbTIM Posted - 03/02/2002 : 8:32:00 PM
quote:

so we all got on his ass, (not literaly, we think he might have actually liked that)



Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
dirtysloth Posted - 03/02/2002 : 7:59:23 PM
It all started here...

http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1231

Peace,
Patrick

http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm
Saint Jude Posted - 03/02/2002 : 7:58:00 PM
i didnt want to get pasy by 666th post so quickly but i thought this was well worthy of a response... basically what he said is that he wanted to take all the homosexuals in the world, gut them, take them to the desert, and let them die of heat exhasution. . . and u know well fluffy that we wouldnt stand for that to be said. so we all got on his ass, (not literaly, we think he might have actually liked that) but since then he has posted very little.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
Fluffy Posted - 03/02/2002 : 7:54:00 PM
I am getting the feeling there was some kinda fallout with SGWAG while I was away? HTG, I tried to click on your link above but I got some weird error message I had never seen before. Someone clue me in! Or do I not want to know? Just curious. I love how he insulted me and I wasn't even around when it happened. HEHE Gone but not forgotten. Better that they remember you badly than not at all. By the way, I think he is right, I am named after my moms fluffy pussy!! Who told him?

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Fluffy Posted - 03/02/2002 : 7:47:59 PM
Dammit, I hate it when my dick gets all covered in snow! It is so COLD!! It needs to be "heated"!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
TalkingNeurons Posted - 02/24/2002 : 8:04:43 PM
That's.... a lot of snow.






Superglue528 Posted - 02/23/2002 : 7:47:47 PM
damn!!!!!! and i thought i made the best snow sculptures.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
pcbTIM Posted - 02/23/2002 : 11:36:45 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! The best part of that photo, for me, is that that guy looks identical to one of my friends. And he would definetely do something like that!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
joemoe Posted - 02/23/2002 : 07:19:28 AM
That arguement was very long and people were saying harsh things, and so i said it was "heated" because its a pretty bad arguement.

TalkingNeurons Posted - 02/23/2002 : 12:02:04 AM
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Jeez...... that thing got pretty heated. Maybe its best that I didnt come till now. I might have gone insane. Well whatever happened to that guy. I mean what he said was rong but jeez....... the word is "heated


What?? The word is "heated," what do you mean? Sorry, I don't know what your trying to say with this one.






LizT Posted - 02/22/2002 : 8:26:43 PM
I think Black Lotus will be impressed when he see that set of balls! LOL! Silky you are NUTS!!

Silky The Pimp Posted - 02/22/2002 : 8:17:21 PM
It took some doing, but I scoured the internet and found a picture of SGWAG... I knew it all along.
-J



Jay Posted - 02/22/2002 : 8:07:26 PM
i know, i can't stand it when people are prejudice towards gays...personnly i have NOTHING against them at all...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
joemoe Posted - 02/22/2002 : 8:02:25 PM
Jeez...... that thing got pretty heated. Maybe its best that I didnt come till now. I might have gone insane. Well whatever happened to that guy. I mean what he said was rong but jeez....... the word is "heated".

{=HTG=} Posted - 02/22/2002 : 7:57:38 PM
Timmy with DMB again? and check out jambase

Joemoe, your probably wondering, "who the hell is SGWAG?" Well, read this topic, and then you can see what all happened to this one, probably gay, person.

joemoe Posted - 02/22/2002 : 7:48:18 PM
Man o man oh man you guys crack me up.

But I like newtons too, well a little bit any ways..

Jay Posted - 02/22/2002 : 3:39:09 PM
i think SGWAG has left us "Atheist Faggots" wow i'm so insulted...i haen't seen american beuty yet cause i don't watch many movies....but i hafta say it, what i've seen of Fear and Loathing it awesome!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
pcbTIM Posted - 02/21/2002 : 6:47:38 PM
And was mad because he already jacked off when Kevin Spacey was "getting" a blowjob.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Silky The Pimp Posted - 02/21/2002 : 6:44:24 PM
Haha you know that guy got some mad meaty wood when the military father kissed Kevin Spacey in the end.
-J

pcbTIM Posted - 02/21/2002 : 6:36:54 PM
Probably went to go to complain to his military father. Speaking of which, I wonder if SGWAG ever saw American Beauty.....

"I do what I can with what I've got."
dan p. Posted - 02/21/2002 : 10:10:21 AM
"were is SGWAG" i hope he explodes.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Superglue528 Posted - 02/20/2002 : 7:02:39 PM
so theres little tiny seeds in my NEWTONS??!! (see i spelled it right)
what if little NEWTON trees start growing inside me.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
Superglue528 Posted - 02/20/2002 : 7:02:24 PM
so theres little tiny seeds in my NEWTONS??!! (see i spelled it right)
what if little NEWTON trees start growing inside me.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
Jay Posted - 02/20/2002 : 5:32:22 PM
i loooove fid newtons! they are crunchy inside, but that just makes them better

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Saint Jude Posted - 02/20/2002 : 01:08:23 AM
i think we have all thought about that question before.... and well.... i wouldnt again let me tell u that.

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
pcbTIM Posted - 02/20/2002 : 12:52:53 AM
quote:

u ever wonder why the jelly stuff inside those things is sort of crunchy like sand?



And while we're on the subject of sandy substances, I would not have sex with a Fig Newton.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
tericee Posted - 02/20/2002 : 12:37:45 AM
quote:

u ever wonder why the jelly stuff inside those things is sort of crunchy like sand? somthin's fucked up there



The answer is this: The ripe fruit (called a synconium) contains masses of tiny seeds.

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
tericee Posted - 02/20/2002 : 12:32:31 AM
quote:

Newtons! who gives a flying fuck jay.



I give one! (Metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I think only a cirque du soleil acrobat could ACTUALLY give one.) Thanks for monitoring the spelling on the board, Jay! I noticed Silky doing the same thing on the thread where "trouble" was brewing!

I'm soooo touched!

teri

Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
Jay Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:32:19 PM
yes, i'll be the nagger, becsue i'm always yelling at mike for stupid crap....were is SGWAG? or did he already leave???...we should have put this in THAT thread! Whew, that'd been fun!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
pcbTIM Posted - 02/19/2002 : 8:39:19 PM
quote:

quote:

...jay fills me in


AND he buys you flowers?



Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Looks like we've got a perfect couple right here!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 02/19/2002 : 7:58:37 PM
so i buy myself flowers....it's a confusing idea...

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Superglue528 Posted - 02/19/2002 : 7:03:04 PM
no its the other way around (eccept he pays for for them)

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
enthuTIMsiast Posted - 02/19/2002 : 5:36:05 PM
quote:

...jay fills me in


AND he buys you flowers?
Superglue528 Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:51:51 PM
yeah jay fills me in on what to do around here. i owe u one jay.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
pcbTIM Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:05:59 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!!! I never really notice the changes because they occur over the course of like an entire day. "Fox turned into a porn channel so gradually, I never even noticed!"

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 02/19/2002 : 3:14:31 PM
Before Super came here i was always telling him how fast the topics change subject...he didn't quite grasp that concept until he saw this

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Saint Jude Posted - 02/18/2002 : 11:32:36 PM
lol

- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
LizT Posted - 02/18/2002 : 11:00:51 PM
sandy vagina.......sounds like someone with genital warts....yuck

Superglue528 Posted - 02/18/2002 : 7:31:00 PM
sandy vagina.... funny. silky you make me laugh.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
pcbTIM Posted - 02/18/2002 : 6:30:01 PM
I once dated a woman named Sandy Vagina. Let's just say that the stories aboot her are grossly mislabeled.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
Jay Posted - 02/18/2002 : 4:50:10 PM
i criticize mike sooooooo much, it's just me...EAT LIKE A BIG BOY!!! Sandy vagina...hehehehehe i was laughing!

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
Silky The Pimp Posted - 02/18/2002 : 4:38:42 PM
Haha lighten up man... sounds like the only sand here is wedged in your vagina. Hehe... sorry, this really has nothing to do with you at all... I just wanted to say "sandy vagina."
-J

Superglue528 Posted - 02/18/2002 : 4:23:57 PM
Newtons! who gives a flying fuck jay.

God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think.
Silky The Pimp Posted - 02/18/2002 : 3:43:33 PM
Sand? Maybe eat one when you've not been snorting lines... you'll probably notice that they are soft and delectable. Don't knock the "nutions."
-J

Jay Posted - 02/18/2002 : 2:14:33 PM
nutions? I thnk somebody has to learn how to spell, i used the FORCE, it's NEWTONS! dumbass...jeez louise! Teri, bust him! Oh well, i'm used to it because he's my best friend

Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...

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