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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:55:46 PM
Friend sent this to me, thought u all enjoy it since it involves farting and a dog named fluffy.
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table
heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,
her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice,
"Fluffy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled,
"Dammit Fluffy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Fluffy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 9:36:22 PM
ha... thats good.
- Cresentfresh. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 6:50:46 PM
The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was
used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole.
This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if
they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They blindfolded
him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few
moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he felt for the bullet hole
and declared, "And it was shot with a .22 rifle."
He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his
car.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion."
Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle was a .308."
He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round
of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and
went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that
he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know
I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn’t get
into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?"
His wife replied angrily, "From me!"
"What did I do?" he asked.
She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties.
Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, ‘Skunk, killed with an
ax!’ "
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 5:40:17 PM
Peace,
Patrick
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 5:15:23 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahah! Fluffy got shat on! Well, almost.
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| LizT |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 4:24:37 PM
That's hilarious!!!!
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