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| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:17:39 AM
favorite kind of sandwich?
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 6:16:16 PM
hehe..it's a clip-on..
hehe..you sure?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 1:48:06 PM
Hehe... reminds me of Tommy Boy...
"I can hear you getting fatter."
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 1:32:28 PM
Strangely, the idea of squeezing it out into my mouth does not appeal to me. I also find the idea disgusting. But that does not change the fact that I love eating Miracle Whip straight from the jar. So much so, I am willing to wash the spoon. YUM YUM YUM mouthfulls of a "creamy white substance"! Did I ever show you my imitation of a zit?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 05:46:35 AM
OK....I'm back from throwing up....man! I had to brush my teeth like 5 times!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 05:25:52 AM
quote:
miracle whip cums in an easy squeeze bottle, just aim it at your mouth! You don't even have to dirty a spoon!
OK! I am officailly grossed out!! This is by far the worst thing I have every read on this message board! (and that's saying a lot) I'm gonna throw up now!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 3:59:49 PM
Black Lotus Said:quote:
LOL!! Fluffy just used one prior to reading this post, mwahahah!
So I must refer to another one of Black Lotus' comments in the "IT'S 4:20" post.quote:
I love it. I never have to come right out and say it, but fluffy instantly understands. HAHAHAH!
Just substitute "Black Lotus" for the word "Fluffy" in the last quote and you have MY comment to Black Lotus' first quote that I quoted. Boy this is sure gonna confuse alot of people. Awww HELL, I'll do it for you:
I love it. I never have to come right out and say it, but Black Lotus instantly understands. HAHAHAH!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:48:42 PM
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My sperm count is constantly on ONE hand
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:42:50 PM
Soap... hands... wash? I'm a little lost. What are you talking about?
-J
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| LizT |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:31:35 PM
Geeezzz, I hope you guys use soap when you wash your hands!
Oh by the way Fluffy, miracle whip cums in an easy squeeze bottle, just aim it at your mouth! You don't even have to dirty a spoon!
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:28:09 PM
LOL!! Fluffy just used one prior to reading this post, mwahahah!
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 2:52:50 PM
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Hello, why do you think The Bounty Man is so manly. That's advertising to US, my friend. He's saying "this paper towel is enough for my manly nature, and by God if it's enough for me, then it's enough for you. Stop using Kleenexes and buy BOUNTY."
That's so FUNNY, and I can't even tell you why. HEHEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 2:46:14 PM
WELL GO ON THEN, WITH YOUR DENTED ASS.
(that's in the voice of the Chambrain Brain.)
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:39:40 PM
I can't use bounty, cos there's a picture of a dude on the package and that just ruins the mood for me.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:39:11 PM
It is quilted, after all.
-J
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| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:34:35 PM
quote:
Yea, but if I used a sock or towel I would be filling that thing up WAY TO FAST!! So I go for the "use once, throw away, start fresh" method!
Hello, why do you think The Bounty Man is so manly. That's advertising to US, my friend. He's saying "this paper towel is enough for my manly nature, and by God if it's enough for me, then it's enough for you. Stop using Kleenexes and buy BOUNTY."
It's enough for me.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:19:05 AM
Black Lotus, again I reiterate:quote:
I just love me a pickle, and cucumbers can be fun as well as taste great.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:47:08 AM
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Nope! I prefer the pickles in their natural cucumber-like stat! More firm and crisp!
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I agree, and on the average they're much larger as well =)
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:44:55 AM
quote:
Pleeeeeze. Most of us just blow right thru kleenex.
Yea, but if I used a sock or towel I would be filling that thing up WAY TO FAST!! So I go for the "use once, throw away, start fresh" method!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:42:09 AM
for the love of glavin. i meant count the amount of sperm cells on one hand. and beside, i use a catcher's mit. you might say it's "cell shaded."
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:42:08 AM
I do indeed drink pickle juice!! Only little bits at a time, otherwise I get serious heartburn, same with the vinegar. But you can douse some french fries in vinegar and I will be a happy man. That was always my favorite part of going to the beach.
Pickles/Cucumbers awesome in either state!! In fact in every state!!
I just love me a pickle, and cucumbers can be fun as well as taste great. Can you guess what my favorite salad dressing is? Vinegar+Oil! All salad stuff doused in vinegar, mmmmmmmmmmmmgoood!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:38:26 AM
quote:
I just use kleenex to wipe it off. There all better!
Pleeeeeze. Most of us just blow right thru kleenex.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:34:32 AM
Nope! I prefer the pickles in their natural cucumber-like stat! More firm and crisp!
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| LizT |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:27:19 AM
I bet you drink pickle juice too!!!
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| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:26:57 AM
I like to check Mike Awk's sperm count with BOTH hands.
And if I had to pick my favorite creamy white substance it wouldn't be Hellman's or Miracle whip. Although when you think about the words Miracle and Whip outside the context of mayo....well then its a really nice name!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:23:58 AM
I could eat Mircle Whip straight from the jar, and I do sometimes. Big heaping spoonfuls, YUM YUM YUM. I think its the vinegar that makes me like it more than regular ole mayo. I also eat garlic straight and drink vinegar. HMMMMMMMM Maybe thats why I can't get a date. HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 09:16:34 AM
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Anything with a "creamy white substance"
Hummmm, I think hellmans mayo qualifies!!! Fluffy, I think our preferences for condiments were our parents influence while we were growing up. I gag when I bite into a sandwich with miracle whip!!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 08:53:20 AM
This thread has made me hungry!(for a sandwich not sperm) I think I will go have a lovely CHEESE sandwich with loads of the "creamy white substance" on wheat bread!
And I don't mean Hellmans, thats just gross!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 08:51:19 AM
My sperm count is constantly on ONE hand. I just use kleenex to wipe it off. There all better!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 7:59:21 PM
I check my sperm count all the time with one hand.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 7:42:34 PM
Well technically, you count count it on one hand, but that would mean that you'd have to put it in your hand first....gross!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 7:03:29 PM
lowers my sperm count huh? good. i hate kids. i won't be happy until my sperm count can be done on one hand.
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 6:55:20 PM
heck yeah, Philly's are my favorite!!! I had one once that I could feel in my gut for a week. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 6:44:46 PM
Philly cheesesteack... mmmmm.... with MUSHROOMS(non-psychoactive, for the sake of enjoying the sandwhich)!!!!
Peace,
Patrick
http://members.tripod.com/one4tim/index.htm |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 6:28:56 PM
Philly cheesesteak from the Philly Connection... best anywhere.
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:58:41 PM
quote:
Y'know Mt. Dew lowers your sperm count?
But milk rises it, so after downing a 20 ouncer, just pop the top of a gallon of milk and you're set.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Jay |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:47:12 PM
MY uncle Bill's got a still on the hill where he runs off a gallon or two (or three or four or five!) and the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly from smellin' that good ole mountain dew! OH!!!!!!! they call it that good ole mountain dew, and them that refuse it are few! If ya hush up yer mug, I'll fill up yer jug with that good old mountain dew!
Oh and Liz, Helman's Mayonaisse is the best on earth! jsut look at that weird Controling cheese or Plumbng Equipment post...you'll see my OBBSESSION with mayonaisse there...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:30:37 PM
Y'know Mt. Dew lowers your sperm count?
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:27:53 PM
italian mix sub owns my soul. espcially with überdü (mountain dew)
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 4:20:42 PM
Why did it have to go this way ...
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:59:40 PM
pcbdmb, you're such a meatball, a BIG ITALIAN MEATABALLA!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:52:31 PM
Don't forget meat too!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:27:17 PM
Huh-huh, you said ball.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:23:09 PM
hmmmmmmmmm......I
would
have
to
say
that
my
favorite
sandwich
would
have
to
be
a
meatball
sandwich
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:47:01 AM
Black Lotus Said:quote:
Hold the mushrooms though - I don't eat anything that grows on shit.
Or tastes like IT!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:38:21 AM
I prefer HELLmans mayo! On a turkey sandwich please!!
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:32:25 AM
Hmmm ... I'd have to say my favorite sandwich is a Cheeze Steak from South St. Philly. There's a kick ass grill across from the TLA. Hold the mushrooms though - I don't eat anything that grows on shit.
Mayonayse and Miracle Whip are for the devil as well. Yeach...
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"Submit to the present evil, lest the greater one befall you." |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:47:52 AM
Well thats made me hungry so I must go check my mail!!!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:45:34 AM
CHEESE also adds a certain elegance to it. Just don't grill it with MIRACLE WHIP if it is for my sister, she hates that!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:44:08 AM
Anything with a "creamy white substance" on it, namely MIRACLE WHIP! And it must be on wheat bread!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
