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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:33:19 AM
I remember this from like 3rd grade and it still makes me giggle today.
Sofa King We Todd Did.
Anyone have any others?
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 10/08/2002 : 9:25:19 PM
Dirtiest words ever spoken on network television:
"Honey, What's wrong with the beaver?"
(from Leave It To Beaver)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy          |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 5:49:49 PM
Nope didn't see that one.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:58:43 PM
Damn.......combine all of his "personalities" and he's way ahead of everyone else. And did you notice that BigBlastOfHotAir suddenly reached 800?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:51:43 PM
I could be wrong... but I think genome may have been Jason as well.
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:47:58 PM
.......and whatever happened to genome?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 05:24:23 AM
TTT for HTG
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| powdrdogdmb |
Posted - 06/18/2002 : 11:34:11 AM
quote:
quote:
does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Yet another idiosyncracy of the English language.
What's really funny is I'm studying this stuff right now...only in German and they spell it with Ph too...Phonetik...
Peace Be With
-WBB
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Nietzche |
| genome |
Posted - 06/18/2002 : 01:15:44 AM
I guess my comment was sofa king lame.
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 06/17/2002 : 11:26:24 PM
TTT for Genome per his comments in another post about Sofa King
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 4:54:52 PM
Ahhh...your sody is to cold? It makes you teef hurt? Well that's to freakin' bad! And I can tell you where you can stick that freakin' sody too!
Well! I expected this sort of behavior at Denny's...but not here.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 09:45:58 AM
"Ha-Ha-Ha, that's really funny ... you taking away my dignity like that."
Moe is the man.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 04:36:41 AM
Yes you are!!...but then again, who isn't on this board!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 04:05:40 AM
I had a really good joke planned.. but since I dont have the time I'll just tell you. I was going to take a picture of myself throwing around my Lingusitcs book. Since phonetics is a study of Lingustics I would technically amd litterally be "playing with phoenetics" LOL
yup, I'm a nerd
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:42:17 PM
"You poor misguided fools! Drinking down your Flaming Moe's wondering all the time..'how does he do it?' Well, I'll tell you....the secret ingredient is.......cough syrup! Everyday, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!"
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:04:01 PM
"Taste like burning!"
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 7:12:01 PM
quote:
Hey pcbdmb, Urich Awk and Urich Hunt, what do you think?
It passes my test....I didn't go blind...
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 5:23:57 PM
Positive(without an H)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 4:04:48 PM
I just found out an eerie coincedence, maybe it's synchronicity, but both MIKE AWK and MIKE HUNT have brothers, and strangely, they are both named Urich.
Urich Awk and Urich Hunt!!
by the way, Urich is pronounced YER-ICK
Hey pcbdmb, Urich Awk and Urich Hunt, what do you think?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 4:43:12 PM
Good to see you did not heed your own advice and actually tried. See what can be accomplished if you actually try. You were able to type SARCASM twice(Dual times).
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:34:07 PM
quote:
quote:
How is that insulting?!
It's not insulting. It's Tim's daughter's name. (You know, the girl with the blue hair on the cover of id.)
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
I know! I know! As said many times before, it is very hard to type sarcasm....wait! It just did it! Sarcasm. I did it again!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:32:25 PM
Is that Jose Fah-q ?
Ask Silky, Hoes do say fuck you!!
or is it Fah-q Deepenhard?
or Fah-q Zilly ?
I think her friends name is Zoe Fahkinwatt !!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:21:32 PM
SNL is on comedy central right now, funny you mention a merkin. There is a scotish skit on and they are wearing a merkin!!!
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| LizT |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:17:58 PM
oops!!!
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:13:36 PM
What about fah-q ?
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"Submit to the present evil, lest the greater one befall you." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:12:35 PM
Fluffy Said:
quote:
A few more I find amusing:
for pcbdmb Al, Al Coholic
Isaac Paul Frehley OR I.P. Frehley
Seymour Butts
Amanda Hugginkiss
and one of my faves Vic DeMysed
not really one but in the same vein Toms Dick is Harry
Sorry Liz, I already put in the good word for our resident Simpsonshead. And INDEED, that is a great episode!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:57:31 AM
I should have said, is there an Al Caholic here? That was a great Simpsons episode!!
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:56:55 AM
Use it in good health!! I hope it brings you and yours much joy during the holiday season!! We wish you a Merkin Christmas, We wish you a Merkin Christmas, We wish you a Merkin Christmas and a Hairy New Year!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| LizT |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:55:36 AM
Al Caholic
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:07:45 AM
Now that one I will use in the future, thanks fluffy :)
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I'm wearing 'push-up' undies. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:42:00 AM
2 heads are better than 1 Black Lotus, here ya go:
Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hair you. I got an ear infuction. Bare Ass again, or I will have to finger it out later.
TaaDaaa!!! See what you can do if you work together. You can accomplish anything, even mindless entertainment.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:41:22 AM
I didn't want people to get confused and think....... hermaphrodite
EVERGREEN 143  |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:38:14 AM
Mike Awk NOW THATS FUNNY!!!! I never heard that one b4, but shouldn't it be:
Mike Awk wants to play with Mike Hunt
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Evergreen |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:32:01 AM
Mike Awk wants to play with your.......Mike Hunt
EVERGREEN 143 |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:13:03 AM
quote:
Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hear you. I got an ear infucksion. Bare Ass again.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Damn, beat me to it ... here's my version.
Twat?!?!? I cunt hear you! I have an ear infuction. I'll finger it out later.
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I'm wearing 'push-up' undies. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 06:11:59 AM
Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hear you. I got an ear infucksion. Bare Ass again.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:56:03 AM
I have teets Focker, could you milk me?
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| tericee |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:25:06 AM
quote:
How is that insulting?!
It's not insulting. It's Tim's daughter's name. (You know, the girl with the blue hair on the cover of id.)
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:18:08 AM
I can't stand those Fockers, they are so obnoxious. Damn Fockers!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:15:35 AM
I can't wait until the sequel comes out. It is supposed to be titled "Meet The Fockers."
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:02:51 AM
In that movie Meeting the Parents, I think Gaylord Focker had a sister named Eura Focker. Or maybe I just imagined it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:59:29 AM
How is that insulting?!
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| tericee |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:56:31 AM
quote:
Ura Snotball
How about Eura Reynolds?
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:39:23 AM
Mike Roch
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:25:37 AM
I love MIKE HUNT shaved, I hate MIKE HUNT when its all hairy!! MIKE HUNT is my favorite thing. I often play with MIKE HUNT. So fun to play with MIKE HUNT. I would recommend everyone try playing with MIKE HUNT! Everyone should give MIKE HUNT a shot!! MIKE HUNT loves the attention.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:22:58 AM
In fact, I want to fuck MIKE HUNT!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:22:22 AM
quote:
How about Mike Hunt?
I can't believe I forgot that one. I love that one. I love MIKE HUNT!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 8:41:15 PM
Ura Snotball
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 6:25:27 PM
How about Mike Hunt?
I love that.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:18:31 PM
How about Bob Wehadababyitsagirl.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:15:25 PM
Someone actually paged "Hugh Jass" at the Atlanta airport one time a few years back when I was there. That was some funny shit.
-J
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:09:40 PM
A few more I find amusing:
for pcbdmb Al, Al Coholic
Isaac Paul Frehley OR I.P. Frehley
Seymour Butts
Amanda Hugginkiss
and one of my faves Vic DeMysed
not really one but in the same vein Toms Dick is Harry
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 06:09:53 AM
HI, I'm James Nasium, but you can call me JIM!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 6:29:28 PM
and i want to kiss my own butt.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 6:22:12 PM
How about My Butt Stinks And I Like To Smell My Own Butt.
There's more to that but I can't remember.
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 5:33:54 PM
quote:
does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Yet another idiosyncracy of the English language.
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| dan p. |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 5:00:09 PM
does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 1:24:08 PM
Here's a classic ... Seymore Butts.
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 11:50:27 AM
I always loved the names... my personal favorite is "Hugh G. Rection."
-J
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| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 10:42:37 AM
Oh! Just remembered another one ... my dixie wrecked.
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| Isaac |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:43:09 AM
In middle school we always just said "sofa kingdom" but yours is good too.
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Isaac |
