I might be moving to Montana sooon........to raise me up a crop of...DENTAL FLOSS!
Think I might get a tiny but exciting BLOOOWWW JOOOOBBBB! Gimme dat Gimme dat BLOOOWWWW JOOOBBBB!
Just like a Penguin in Bondage, Boooooyyyyy!
Welcome to the Brassierie, Home of the TITS!
TITTIES & BEER, TITTIES & BEER, TITTIES & BEER
This is the Central Scrutinizer
I'm a dancin' FOOL, I'm a dancin' FOOL
I am Gross and PERVERTED I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I am the TOOL of the govt And industry too For I am destined to rule and regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the SLIME oozing out of from your TV set
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An applied rotation to her sugar plumb I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb An ya know I heard some Dinah Moe HUM
I'll just put you in a coma With some DIRTY LOVE THE POODLE BITES come on frenchie THE POODLE CHEWS IT
I have been in you, BABY You have been in ME Aw little girl there ain't no time To wash your stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm going in you AGAIN
Broken Hearts are for ASSHOLES
Oh God I am the AMERICAN DREAM With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream and I'll do anything to get some 'head I lay awake nites saying Thank you FRED
Happy Birthday Frank
Posted - 12/21/2001 : 7:24:35 PM
