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Fluffy
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 01/03/2002 : 7:41:19 PM
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I THINK YOU GOT THE 101...COULD BE WRONG...THITH ITH NEAT!
Jay
Then I got to thinking, what makes you want to go?
To know the wHErefore & the Why.
SO many times now, oh I can't remember,
If it's September or July |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2002 : 7:52:38 PM
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You may be right, I do know it is the 1st post on the 2nd page of all 3 threads over 100. Look at that, 1st post, 2nd page, 3rd thread. MORE Sychronicity!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 06:17:57 AM
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13 Jay Lay off the weed!!! This is only a suggestion as I would not want to try and convince you that my weed free existence is better. It is just an observation followed by a suggestion. Please make your OWN decision about whether to lay off the weed or not. I would hate to have you running around telling people I don't smoke cause Fluffy told me not to. I can see how easily that could happen as I cast my brainwashing spell over you. The comment is only a reflection of my BIAS. Which I am told I am full of, along with alot of other things it would be impolite to mention. Just trying to H-E-L-P!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 9:42:43 PM
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Well Fluffy, my next question won't be as wierd, but, next time i see tim, you tim and rew should sign my geetar...i can imagine it now..." Jay, lay off the mayo!"written in white on my blakc geetar...if you'd want to sign it...because i considder you to be one of the coolest people alive...that'd be cool, have the crew sign my geetar....I HAVE TWO!!!!! ABOVE ONE HUNDRED POSTS!!!!! YEEEEHAW!! sorry maybe i should lay off the weed.....
Jay
Then I got to thinking, what makes you want to go?
To know the wHErefore & the Why.
SO many times now, oh I can't remember,
If it's September or July |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 10:16:11 PM
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Tonga?! Man!! You move more than a mobster's tax lawyer in the Witness Protection Program!
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 10:24:10 PM
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Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 08:30:56 AM
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Jay, I would be honored to sign your guitar. Only I am afraid it will never help to increase the value of it on the open market. Hopefully it will make it more valuable to you, that would make me very happy. You would probably be better off getting Xar to sign it if you want to ever sell it for alot of money, when he gets busted and gets famous like Manson, Gacy, and Dahmer it will probably be worth lots on the open market. That serial killer stuff is quite valuable these days. So I am told!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:43:18 PM
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Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 06:05:16 AM
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Jay, LAY OFF THE SMILEY FACES!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 2:31:29 PM
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ROTFLMAO!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:44:07 PM
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         kiss my ass
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:49:50 PM
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WOW!!! Thats impressive! It must have taken for ever to type all those symbols and codes. See what 1 highly motivated stoner can do if he really puts his mind to it. JAY, LAY OFF THE SMILEY FACES!!!! I think you might be becoming addicted!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1302 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 5:28:14 PM
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While it is virtally impossible to develop a physical addiction to smileys, some individuals can develop a psychological addiction. Addiction is a complicated process that is described by tolerance, dependence and withdrawal. Heavy users however, can begin to show signs of dependence when they experience withdrawal symptoms. These symptoms include loss of appetite, problems sleeping, weight loss, and restlessness.
Peace,
Patrick
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 7:27:14 PM
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Then I must be addicted to masterbating! Either that or I'm sick.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 05:56:39 AM
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I consider masturbation a compulsion and not an addiction!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:22:44 AM
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Right on the dot, Fluffy...let's see how many topics have changed to masturbation....I'm guessing aboot 90% of them have
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:45:18 AM
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100% if you count the topics we were typing something else on, while thinking about masturbation. It all ends up about masturbation in the end. MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 12:55:58 PM
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Doin' the five knuckle shuffle.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:12:24 PM
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Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:18:56 PM
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Bludgeoning the beefsteak.
-J
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:20:49 PM
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jerkin w/out a merkin!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:40:28 PM
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LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND! quote:
"LAY OFF THE KEY'S, GATES!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 1:43:24 PM
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Riding the great white knuckler.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 2:25:36 PM
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auto-eroticism
Onanism
cabareting OR
going cabareting
having one off the wrist
fisting off
fist it
five-knuckle chuckle
five-knuckle Annie
making baby juice
mixing the baby batter
pulling taffy
churning the urn
churning the butter
the armswing
fidgetting with the fuckstick
tugging the trowser snake
tapdancing
dancing with myself
cracking nuts
cleaning the carrot
ordering cream sauce
coming ones mutton
groping for gravy OR
groping for goo
greasing the pole
playing the organ
strumming the banjo
bang the banjo
beat it
beat off
beat your meat
milking the cow
churning the choad
making candy OR
making icing OR
making mayonaise
banging the gong
walking the dog
paddling the pickle
pounding the nail
jerking the gerkin
taming the one-eyed monster
teaching an old dog new tricks
bopping the bologna
polishing the crown jewels
polishing the knob
choking the chicken
choking the chipmunk
choking the gopher
giving the dog a bone
tenderizing the tubesteak
shaving bark
taking a slow boat to Bangkok
Code 21 (TX)
Hit It (MI)
Hit a Lick (MI)
pocket-pool
hand balling
hand-job
jerk-off OR
jerking off OR
jerking the jock
jack-off OR
jacking off
ball off OR
balling off
squirt-n-spurt
spank the monkey
praying with the one-eyed monk
bash the bishop OR
bashing the bishop OR
flogging the bishop
flogging the poodle
flog ones meat
flog ones dong
gone whaling
wax the dolphin
waxing the wick
stroking the sausage
STROKE
having a yank
having a wank OR
wanking OR
wank OR
wanking off
whack off OR
whacking off
toss off OR
tossing offf
screw off
squeezing off
rub off
work off
pull off
pumping off
pulling the pump handle
punishing percy in palm
bang your head
pulling the pin OR
pulling the pud OR
pounding the pud
busting a nut
flying solo
solo flight
right handing
wang wrangling
frig
frigging the rigging
snapping the twig
stropping ones beak
dolloping the weiner
wanking the willy
freeing willy
singing an aria
self-service
self-stimulation
self-abuse
abuse oneself
taking care of business
going fishing
torturing the tallywhacker
pumping for man oil
playing solitaire
playing with it
and of course when referring to a group
M+M (mutual masturbation)
circle jerk
sewing circle
jack and jill party
and of course why we are all here
MASTURBATE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 2:54:25 PM
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Fluffy do you have that George Carlin poster as well? "An Incomplete List of Impolite Words: 2,443 Filthy Words and Phrases Compiled by George Carlin."
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 2:58:20 PM
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Nope but that would be pretty kewl as well!! I don't think my list has anywhere near that many.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 03:01:30 AM
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and how could I forget:
PULLING THE PORK
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 06:37:11 AM
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OK now everyone! I'd just like to say that you should brace yourselves! There are some repeats, but it's all good!
For women:
Applying lip gloss
Basting the tuna
Brushing the beaver
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Checking my oil
Checking the foxhole
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning your fingers
Creamin' the pie
Digging for my keys
Digitating
Doing my nails
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba
Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us
contortionists)
Drooling
Dusting the endtable
Entering the ring of fire
Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little
finger)
Finger blasting
Finger fuck
Finger pie
Flicking the bean
Flossing the cat
Frigging
Getting a stain out of my carpet
Going Mining
Gusset typing
Hula-hooping
Itching the ditch
JocelynEldering
Killing off
Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there
you are!)
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Making soup
Nulling the void
Paddling the pink canoe
Parting the red sea
Petting Snoopy
Playing solitare
Playing The Silent Trombone
Playing the beaver
Pokin' the pucker
Polishing the wedding ring
Preheating the oven
Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
Pussy poking
Riding the waterslide
Rolling the dough
Rubbin' the nubbin
Scratching the patch
Secret vice
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Slapping the Mackerel
Snatching
Soaking in Palmolive
Spelunking
Stiffening my upper lip
Stirring it up
Stoking the furnace
Strumming the banjo
Surfin' the channel
Taking a dip
The two fingered tango
Tickling the taco
Toggling the bit
Unclogging the drain
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting your safety deposit box
Whipping your nest
Working in the garden
for Men:
A big date with Rosy Palms
Adjusting your set
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Auditioning your hand puppet
Backstroke roulette
Bashing the Bishop
Bashing the candle
Beating off
Beating the balogna
Beating the bed flute
Beating the Bishop
Beating the dummy
Beating the old man
Beating the pud
Beating the stick
Beating your meat
Beef-stroke-it-off
Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
Being your own best friend
Biffing off
Bleed the weed
Blowing the load
Blowing your own horn
Bludgeoning the beefsteak
Bobbing your boloney
Bopping Richard
Bopping the bishop
Bopping the bolgney
Bopping the Bonzo
Boxing the bald champ
Boxing the clown
Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches
Boxing with Richard
Buffin' the bishop
Buffing the banana
Buffing the rifle
Buggering your hand
Burping the baby
Burping the worm
Buttering the corn
Caning the vandal
Capturing the bishop
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Cheesing off
Choking Kojak
Choking the bald guy until he pukes
Choking the chicken
Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse
to come
Churning your butter
Clamping the pipe
Cleaning your rifle
Clearing the snorkel
Climbin the tree
Climbing Mount Baldy
Clobbering the Kleenex
Closet Frisbee
Clubbing the clam
Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
Coming into your own
Coming to grips with yourself
Cooking the cream of cock
Corralling the tadpoles
Couch hockey for one
Cranking the love pump
Cranking the monkey
Cranking the shank
Crimping the wire
Crowning the king
Cuddlin' the Kielbasa
Cuffing the carrot
Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Decongesting the weasel
Defrosting the fridge
Diddling
Digging for change
Digitally oscillating one's penis
Doin' The Solitary Rhumba
Doing a hand job
Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior
of Love
Doing handiwork
Doing It Your Way
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
Doing the janitor thing
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Doing the pork sword jiggle
Doing the White Knuckler
Doing your own thing
Downing at the club (for members only)
Draining the monster
Draining the poisons from the building
Driving the skin bus
Dry humping the ottoman
Dundering the devil-dolphin
Electing the president
Engaging in safe sex
Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its
denim cell
Faxing Jimmy Dean
Faxing the Pope
Feeding the ducks
Firing the flesh musket
Firing the Surgeon General
Fishing for zipper trout
Fist fucking
Fisting your mister
Five-finger solo
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
Five on one
Flick on over the thumb
Flapping Takkie (South African)
Flaying the Emperor
Flicking the bic
Flipping the Bishop
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dog
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the dong
Flogging the frog
Flogging the hog
Flogging the log
Flogging the mule
Flogging the salami
Flogging your dumber brother
Flute solo
Fly fishing
Fondling the fig
Freeing Willy
Friggit
Frosting the pastries
Galloping the antelope
Galloping the old lizard
Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
Getting a date with Slick Mittens
Getting a grip on things
Getting a stiffy
Getting chafed
Getting off
Getting the German soldier marching
Getting the glue stick
Getting to know yourself
Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
Getting your palm red
Getting your pole varnished
Giving it a tug
Giving yourself a low five
Glazing the donut
Gluing the lady's eye's shut
Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh
Going blind
Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five
daughters
Going on Peewee's little adventure
Going the blow
Grappling the gorilla
Greasing the pipe
Gripping the pencil
Hacking the hog
Han Solo
Hand job
Hand Shandy
Handy work
Hanging the old man
Hard labor
Having a ball
Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser
snake
Having a date with Fisty Palmer
Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five
sisters
Having a ham shank
Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J.
Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang)
Having a one-night-stand with yourself
Having a Sherman (British)
Having a tug
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Having dinner
Having it off
Having sex with someone you love
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hitchhiking underneath the big top
Holding my own
Holding the sausage hostage
Honing the cone
Hugging the hog
Humping the hose
Ironing some wrinkles
Jack hammering
Jacking off
Jazzing yourself
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerking Jamby
Jerking off
Jerking the turkey
Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
Jizzlobbing
Juggling the coullions
Just jerkin' it
Kicking seamen
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten
minutes to "call your parents"
Killing it
Kneading my knockwurst.
Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Knuckling the bone
La veuve poignet (French)
Launching the hand shuttle
Looking for ticks
Loping the mule
Loves labors lost
Loving the muppet
Lubing the Tube
Making a foreskin cone
Making friends with Big Ed
Making instant pudding
Making the bald man puke
Making the scene with the magazine
Making vanilla jism shakes
Making yourself at home
Mangling the midget
Manipulating the mango
Manning the cockpit
Manual labor
Manual override
Master bacon
Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
Meeting Rosie Hancock
Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four
daughters
Milking one's self
Milking the bull
Milking the cow
Milking the lizard
Milking the moose
Milking the weasel
Minding my own business
Molesting the mole
Mounting a corporal and four
Much goo about nothing
My sex life!
Nerking your throbber
Oiling the glove
Onan's Olympics
Onanism
One gun salute
One man show
One off the wrist
Packing your palm
Paddling the pickle
Painting the ceiling
Painting the pickle
Painting the walls
Palming the calm
Peelin' some chiles
Peeling the banana
Peeling the carrot
Performing a self-test
Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
Perling the oyster
Petting the lizard
Phoning the czar
Pipping the pumpkin
Playing a little five-on-one
Playing a one-stringed guitar
Playing in a one-man show
Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson
Playing peekaboo
Playing pocket pinball
Playing pocket pool
Playing tag with the pink torpedo
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the one-stringed melody
Playing the skin flute
Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
Playing Uno
Playing with the spitting llama
Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised
guys?)
Pleasing your pisser
Plunking your twanger
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Pole vaulting
Polishing Percy in your palm
Polishing the beak
Polishing the family jewels
Polishing the helmet
Polishing the rocket
Polishing the sword
Popping a nut
Popping the cork
Pounding off
Pounding the bald-headed moose
Pounding the pud
Pounding your flounder
Preparing the carrot
Priming the pump
Pud wrestling
Pulling off
Pulling rank
Pulling the bologna pony
Pulling the carrot
Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
Pulling the cord
Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the handbrake
Pulling the pole
Pulling the Pope
Pulling the weed
Pulling the wire
Pulling your goalie
Pulling your own leg
Pulling your prick
Pulling your pud
Pulling your taffy
Pummeling the priest
Pumping cream
Pumping the electric goo gun
Pumping the gas at the self-service island
Pumping the python
Pumping the stump
Punchin' the munchkin
Punching the clown
Punching the munchin
Punishing Percy in the palm
Punishing the Pope
Qualifying in the testicular time trial
Raising the mainsail
Ramming the ham
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Reading poetry
Relieving tension
Riding the great white knuckler
Rolling your own
Romancing the bone
Romeo and Himself
Roping the pony
Roping the Pope
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing off
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the pink eraser
Rubbing the rod
Running off a batch by hand
Running the cheeta
Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
Safest sex
Sanding wood
Saying a private prayer in the Church of the
First Holy Monkey
Schnauzer Shuffleboard
Scouring the tower of power
Scraping your horn
Scratchin the itch
Se branler (French)
Se crosser (French)
Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French)
Se passer un poignet (French)
Secret handshake
Self abuse
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Self-inflicted intercourse
Sex with someone you really love
Shagging
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Shaking Hands with Mr. President
Shaking hands with the general
Shaking hands with the midget
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
Shaking hands with your John Thomas
Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
Shaking the bottle
Shaking the dice
Shaking the hand of the self-employed
Shaking the sauce
Shaking the sausage
Shaking the snake
Shanking
Shellacking the shellaleigh
Shemping the hog
Shifting gears
Shining the helmet
Shining the pork sword
Shining your pole
Shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
Shooting flies
Shooting for the moon
Shooting putty at the moon
Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie
"Totally Fucked up)
Shooting your wad
Shuck The Corn
Shucking your corn
Slaking the bacon
Slamming the ham
Slamming the hammer
Slamming the salami
Slamming the salmon
Slamming the spam
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
Slapping it
Slapping pappy
Slapping the carrot
Slapping the clown
Slapping the donkey
Slapping the FleshGopher
Slapping the pud
Slapping the salami
Slinging the jelly
Smacking the oompa loompa
Smacking the salami
Smacking the weasel
Smacking-off
Snapping one off
Snapping the carrot
Snapping the monkey
Snapping the rubber
Snapping the whip
Solo flight
Solo marathon
Solo sex
Spanking Cheetah
Spanking Elvis
Spanking Frank
Spanking the bishop
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the salami
Spanking the wank
Spit-polishing the purple helmet
Spunking
Squeezing the cheese
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Squeezing the juice
Squeezing the lemon
Squeezing the weasel
Squeezing your cheese-dog
Stinky pinky
Stirring the batter
Stirring the yogurt
Strainin' the main vein
Strangling the Serpent
Striking the pink match
Stroking it
Stroking off
Stroking the dog
Stroking the lizard
Stroking the mole
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the satin-headed serpent
Stroking the squirmin' German
Stroking the wiener
Stroking your poker
Stroking your twinkie
Taking a nap
Taking a shake break
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking ol' one eye through the fly
Taking part in population control
Taking some time off
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
Talking quietly to yourself
Taming the shrew
Taunting the one-eyed weasel
Teasing the weasel
Teasing the weenie
Tenderizing the meat
Tenderizing the tube steak
Testicular tensile strength test
Testing the testicles
Testing your batteries
That crazy hand jive
The art of Unisex
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
The serta solo
Thrapping
Throwing
Throwing one
Thumping the pump
Ticklewigglejigglepickle
Tickling my fancy
Tickling the ivory
Tickling the one-eyed weasel
Tickling the pickle
Tonking
Torkin' the fork
Torturing the tentacle
Tossing off
Tossing the salad
Tossing the snag
Tossing the turkey
Tossing yogurt
Treating yourself right
Trouser snake CPR
Tugging the slug
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning my horn
Turning Japanese
Twanging the wire
Tweaking your twinkie
Twisting your crank
Twisting your tool
Unloadinging the gun
Using the Force on Darth Vader
Varnishing the flagpole
Violating the hedge-hog
Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
Wacking off
Wacking the one-eyed worm
Wacking the weasel
Wacking the willie
Waking the dead
Waking Wee Willie Wonka
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Walking the plank
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Waltzing with Willy
Wanking
Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Washing the meat
Waving the Magic Wand
Waxing the car
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Waxing your surfboard
Whackin the weasel
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whacking Willy
Whipping off
Whipping the bishop
Whipping the dummy
Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
Whipping the rat
Whipping the stiff
Whipping the wire
Whipping up some sour cream
Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
Whipping your dripper
White-water wristing
Whittling the stick
Whizzing jism
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wonking your conker
Wonking your donk
Workin' out a stiff joint
Working off
Working off a batch
Wrestling the eel
Wrestling the one-eyed monster
Wrestling the purple headed warrior
Wrestling with the bald champ
Wringing out your rope
Wrist aerobics
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 02:51:52 AM
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So many expressions for one simple task. It really makes you wonder. No more time for wondering. Done wondering! Gotta run......(fill in the blank,see above lists, take your pick)Why waste my time wondering when I could be.......(again, fill in the blank from above lists)
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Jay
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 3:35:43 PM
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I
LIKE
CHEESE
BECAUSE
IT
IS
GOOD
Jay
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 3:54:13 PM
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Hey Jay, that is really annoying when you have to scroll over to read the post. Would you mind editing your post to a few less OOOO's so it will all fit on the page. Thanx much!!
Ps you can also just put spaces so it carries it over to the next line, but if you put that many things in a row, it keeps it all on the same line and is really annoying to read.
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Jay
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Posted - 01/30/2002 : 7:11:21 PM
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knew you'd say that unfortuantely i don;t have the know how
Jay
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 02:55:38 AM
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Very SIMPLE, click on the pad and pencil icon above your post and EDIT it. It is actually very simple!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 4:20:40 PM
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sorry bout that fixed succesfully sorry for any anger i may have roused in those who have had to read that bullshit...thanks fluffy.....i posted that and thought, oh shit it's gonna stay on one line, but had no clue how to edit it..........thanks muchly
Jay
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 4:55:55 PM
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It's no problem Jay... but if it happens again...
We shall cut off your testicles with a knife-
A sharp knife?
No! We shall cut off your testicles with a dull knife... and feed them to the goats! And it will hurt!
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Jay
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Posted - 01/31/2002 : 4:57:49 PM
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OR you just use a rusty fork.....
Jay
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Jay
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Posted - 02/26/2002 : 5:59:07 PM
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whaaaaaattttttttt? Hello? IS that you Dr. Valentine? Do you eat mayonaisse? I just had some ice water. I like to drink away me drinks in texas FLOOOOODDDD! Good enuf for me see yall tuesday!
Jay
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 02/26/2002 : 6:17:34 PM
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quote:
whaaaaaattttttttt? Hello? IS that you Dr. Valentine? Do you eat mayonaisse? I just had some ice water. I like to drink away me drinks in texas FLOOOOODDDD! Good enuf for me see yall tuesday!
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Jay
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Posted - 02/27/2002 : 3:19:45 PM
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if i count to ten you're shcrewed...
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/02/2002 : 7:18:51 PM
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Hey Jay, is that like a cross betweeen "shrewd" and "screwed"?
Jay said:quote:
if i count to ten you're shcrewed...
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/02/2002 : 8:32:36 PM
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FLUFFY!!!!!! No, there's a teacher in my school that talks like that, he was born in " kalamazshoo" , and so, me and my friends always imagined him saying that casue it would be really funny...i can't type cause i'm so excited...
Jay
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 05:04:31 AM
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Jay, LAY OFF THE WEED!!(for ole times sake)
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Jay
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 6:56:44 PM
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     see what i can do?
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 05:53:14 AM
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Jay, LAY ON THE WEED!! You obviously are left with too much time on your hands when you LAY OFF THE WEED!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 3:28:38 PM
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good logic, fluffy! I have found a new and LEGAL herb to smoke, although it has NOT replaced my old love...eucaliptis!
Jay
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 6:23:47 PM
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I did not know eucalyptus was a WEED. I thought it was a tree. Smoke away my man, smoke away!!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 6:36:19 PM
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it does grow on a tree...it smells good! Now i know why koalas are always so calm!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 09:02:07 AM
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and why Koalas are just Sooooo KEWL!!!
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 11:25:59 AM
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Koalas are just a cute animal... they rock.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 3:32:08 PM
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yeah i love them...Some animals you jsut have to squeee because they are so cool. I should show you guys a picture of my Jack Russell...
Jay
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
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Posted - 03/06/2002 : 11:25:43 AM
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Eucalyptus huh? Given my legal situation, weed is out of the question. I know it's dumb and bad for you, but I really miss just the action of smoking. Maybe I'll check that out. The last thing I wanna do is smoke tobacco... that stuff is nasty... blech.
Peace,
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:00:00 AM
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KILLING THE KITTENS
Now why didn't I think to add that one to this list as soon as I saw that post. Better late than never.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/11/2002 : 01:30:59 AM
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Fluffy?....do you edit your posts just to put them to the top?......because I find myself re-reading the same posts when they are new.....
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 03/13/2002 : 4:51:42 PM
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I've noticed the same thing.
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 03/13/2002 : 7:27:27 PM
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Or maybe he "re-posts" them to increase his post total.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/14/2002 : 04:00:45 AM
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If you edit your posts, they go back to the top of the page, even if you are not the last post. Very strange.
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 03/14/2002 : 07:08:09 AM
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You didn't know that???!!!......wow......
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Fluffy
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Posted - 03/14/2002 : 1:43:46 PM
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You learn something new everyday(on the short bus)!!!!
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:05:02 PM
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TTT for the FNG's!! Answers please!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:09:12 PM
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I remember when this all started! New GUYS! Answers!
This is also where the lay off the weed started! FUNFUNFUN!!!!!
Jay
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:42:41 PM
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This is really the first post I said this in?!! Wow!!! Pretty Amazing!
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Jay
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Posted - 04/15/2002 : 6:21:02 PM
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yeah, if you look on the first page, Pcbdmb says, Jay, i think you need to lay off the weed for a while. Then, in another conversasion, i told you, " I can't believe only one person told me to lay off the weed!" Then, off form there! Lotsa great laughs!
Jay
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/16/2002 : 12:25:27 AM
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I love being a trend-setter.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/16/2002 : 06:27:33 AM
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and I'm such a plagiarist!!!
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Jay
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Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:06:28 PM
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Fluffy, YOU were the first to take the Lay off's to the state they are now. Pcb was the first to tell me to lay off the weed...i don't think he's ever stated directly, Jay, lay of the weed, before.....
Jay
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/16/2002 : 10:54:21 PM
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Hey....just because I start a trend, doesn't mean I have to follow it as well!
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 05:58:00 AM
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FLUFFY CONTROLLING CHEESE!!!
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:31:58 AM
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Now THIS is just a cruel trick, Fluffy!!! It's 5:30 in the morning, I'm starving, and I can't get anything to eat for at least 2 more hours! It sucks to be broke.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:38:35 AM
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Stop by, I got plenty to go around and the kitchens always open!!
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:41:15 AM
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OK!!!! Next TIMe I'm on the other side of the country, I'll give you a call!
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:57:49 AM
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Wouldn't that be the other side of the world Mr.UK?
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:00:51 AM
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D'OH!
I mean.....d'ohn't worry......that's what I meant.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:17:53 AM
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WHAT ME WORRY?!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 07/05/2002 : 3:21:53 PM
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It's Baaaaaaaaaack!!!!
Jay
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 07/05/2002 : 8:06:40 PM
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Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Oh my God!!! Put it away!!!
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Fluffy
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Posted - 10/28/2002 : 03:14:06 AM
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| I don't think we can. Ironically, you asked about the movie reference and I mentioned that Tericee had talked about it almost a year ago, well here it is. It is buried in page 1 of this thread about 1/2 way down. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Jay
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Posted - 10/28/2002 : 3:43:17 PM
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YESSS! hahaha! My brainchild has been resurected! HAHAHAHA! MWAHHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! HA!!! H....
Maybe the new kids shall like to grace us with an answer? |
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dirtysloth
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Posted - 10/28/2002 : 3:50:20 PM
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| Do I even have to say it... |
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 10/28/2002 : 8:31:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dirtysloth
Do I even have to say it...
See Fluffy? This is what I meant by the statement being implied. |
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tericee
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 06:43:13 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
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"Beijing Islamic Chinese Restaurant."
I do not believe it! Maybe you have a lawsuit against the makers of the movie "A Christmas Story" Maybe it is only Christmas Eve that all the Chinese restaurants are open. "Careful, you'll put your eye out!"
Since you referred back to this thread, I came and looked at it again. I'm now thinking that perhaps there has been a decline in Chinese restaurants that stay open on Christmas over time. Back in 1940's, many of the Chinese were recent immigrants. They thought you had to have some interest Christ to celebrate Christmas. Now, in the 21st century, they understand it has nothing to do with Christ anymore and all to do with receiving more material possessions.
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 2:03:36 PM
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| How 'bout just "Presentmas"? |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 2:15:32 PM
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| How about Giftsmas? Greedsmas? Corporationmas? Commercializationmas? Oh I know! TV-Specialmas! |
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 3:04:47 PM
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| How'd this go from either wanting appendages turning into plumbing equipment or mind control over cheese.....obviously Jay was smoking up again...hehehe....to commercialism of Christmas????? Yeah, I read the whole post....just makes me laugh at the direction some things go. |
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 8:05:12 PM
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| that's why we love it here!! |
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Jay
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 8:43:32 PM
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| hehehe! I love it how topics change so quickly. Every one turns to masturbation at some point in TIMe... |
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 8:48:06 PM
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| Did someone say Masterabtionmas? After all, isn't that what the holidays are all about? |
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 11:22:36 PM
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| Maybe for you, hehehe. I thought it was Sexmas, 'cause I am pretty sure I didn't get pregnant one year from the aftermath of a masturbationmas party! |
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 11:34:09 PM
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Did someone say Masterabtionmas? After all, isn't that what the holidays are all about?
Okay, this hits too close to home not to say anything. First of all, I honestly did not have any part in doing this(but I laugh every time I watch the tape)....
There's a church accross the street from my old high school. They let the high school use it as an overflow parking lot. Last year the sign said, "It Isn't Christmas Without Jesus Christ". Well, a few of my friends took some letters from the other side, switched things around a bit, and ended up with "It Isn't Christmas Without Masturbation". Now, I think they did this at like 6:00 in the morning and it actually stayed up until 8:45, when school had already started. So that means all the kids who parked there that day got a special holiday greeting. I love my friends.
(by the way they didn't even steal the leftover letters, pranksters maybe, but they're not thieves )
Another church in the area had a sign that said "Dr. Mason Speaks Sat." or something, which inevitably got changed to "Dr. Mason beats it" Once again, I did nothing but laugh.
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PJK
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 11:54:01 PM
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| That is tooooo funny!!!!!Both of those!!! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that as I am taking a break from reading Rogue States and its pretty intense reading. |
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dirtysloth
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Posted - 11/02/2002 : 11:56:25 PM
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| We have videos of both. I know my friend has a pic of the Dr. Mason one. I'll try to get that from him and post it here. The masturbation one is the good one though. It takes skill to turn Jesus Christ into Masturbation. |
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
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Posted - 11/03/2002 : 12:02:45 AM
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I know some people are probably reading this and thinking my friends are a bunch of bastards. No one gets hurt. Nothing gets broken or stolen. It takes a lot to offend me. Censorship is about the only thing that offends me. Maybe if I was religious I'd have a different point of view, but I don't think so. I really think it's just a matter of being uptight or not. I think it's funny though. And I think this is funny too....
My friends randomly go inside a church and there's some kind of meeting inside. One of them gets on a little plastic tricycle and rides into the meeting, which from the videotape looks like there's about 60 people at least, and then suddenly there's silence. He says, "Hey, I'm Jewish". "What are you doing?" as he sits on his tricycle. "What, should I go be Jewish somewhere else?" "No, you can be Jewish here." But he leaves. The end. |
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PJK
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Posted - 11/03/2002 : 12:19:20 AM
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Awe, if people are offended it is probably because they have a stick up their butt. I doubt you offended anyone who posts regularly on here and the lurkers....well they can just deal with it. I appreciated the laugh!!!!And would love to see the picture!
(Still cracks me up that the topic review is not at all where this post went.....ofcourse this post is a lot more fun now!!) |
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Jay
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Posted - 11/03/2002 : 12:59:24 PM
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| You should have seen my shock when I Posted this and it turned into what it is now! MY BRAINCHILD (SYRUP). |
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Fluffy
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Posted - 11/05/2002 : 06:47:16 AM
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| A couple of friends of mine created a little mischief, they took a highway sign and BOLTED it to the "Welcome to Washington DC" sign you see as you enter DC from the Baltimore-Washington Parkway. As they drove away, the sign was left to read "Welcome to Washington DC, A Capital City" "DO NOT ENTER". Needless to say, the sign was removed very quickly, within and hour or two, which is shocking in and of itself, as we all know, nothing happens very fast in DC. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
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Posted - 11/05/2002 : 06:50:38 AM
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PJK wondered:quote:
How'd this go from either wanting appendages turning into plumbing equipment or mind control over cheese.....obviously Jay was smoking up again...hehehe....to commercialism of Christmas????? Yeah, I read the whole post....just makes me laugh at the direction some things go.
I thought you may want to see a very funny post on this exact subject from some TIMe ago. Enjoy PJK!!!
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=902 |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 11/06/2002 : 4:42:22 PM
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Whoa.....Thanks again Fluffy!!!I might just as well keep writing Thank you, thank you, thank you etc because you always make me laugh and today I REALLY needed to laugh.
That post was hilarious!!!But Evergreen....you are a bad girl...Hahaha.....and soooo funny!!!!
I needed to read that today because this has been the week from hell...one of the boys at the high school committed suicide last week.His dad is one of the guidance councelors at another middle school in the district I work for. As if that wasn't bad enough, the boy's girlfriend who was the one who found him hanging from a tree, killed herself yesterday by huffing!!!! So you see, I did need to get away from the saddness and have a good laugh. Thanks everyone who posted on that one. (and this one too ) |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 11/08/2002 : 5:23:38 PM
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| Ouch...that is a rough week. Hope things are looking up for you right about now... They are for me...especially will be in 36 minutes when I get to leave work. Not that I'm actually doing anything now. Or that I will be doing anything then. But then at least I'll be free to do whatever I want. |
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 11/20/2002 : 3:20:23 PM
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| Can't believe this was just looming at the bottom, so close to page 3. So here goes............. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Plumbing Equipment or controlling cheese?
