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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
 Posted - 09/30/2002 : 06:35:47 AM
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Starting brand new and fresh:
"Thats the problem with first impressions...you only get to make one"
"Yeah, three walls isnt enough"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 1:17:54 PM
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I can assure you, I have no idea. But since you're asking me, the quotes must be from the Simpsons. That second sounds like Homer. The first one sounds like Marge, but I'm sure you tried to get the most difficult ones......so they're probably made by characters who have only made a few appearances on the show.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 1:48:18 PM
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The first one is from the Simpsons episode w/ the country club. One of the snobby women says it to Marge.
The second one I have no idea. My guess is it was in the Real Estate episode though?
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 4:05:11 PM
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Oh yeah......I remember now. Marge keeps changing her Chanel dress so she can continue going to the country club. I haven't seen that episode in a while.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 4:10:33 PM
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The second one is when Ned builds the amusment park for his dead wife, and there using the "miracle" to raise money for the orphanage, and someone says it's pretty bad, and Ned turns around to see a little girl coughing, and she says that line.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 4:23:42 PM
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That makes sense..........I didn't know that because it was a new episode.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2002 : 05:03:27 AM
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Here's an easy one.......
"The lord is vengeful! Oh spiteful one! Tell me who to smite and they shall be smoten!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 10/09/2002 : 08:44:39 AM
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I am intrigued by your thoughts and ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2002 : 11:00:02 PM
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quote:
"The lord is vengeful! Oh spiteful one! Tell me who to smite and they shall be smoten!"
Homer. I remember you posted that one quote someone else in a topic floating around just recently. How about this one,
"We work hard...we play hard" (Simpsons)
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2002 : 11:14:45 PM
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hehe, im pretty sure thats the one where the steel workers were all gay, and Homer has afraid Bart was turning.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2002 : 12:30:50 AM
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Heh... even I knew that one.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2002 : 05:00:20 AM
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Did I post that quote before? I seem to be getting senile in my old age......hehe.....
OK......here's another....
"You gotta supply your OWN doorknobs!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2002 : 9:14:39 PM
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I fold. Who said it?
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2002 : 01:37:06 AM
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But on the other hand, here's something for you pcbdmb. Name the two Simpsons characters that say these lines (Hint: same scene)
"Ahem* I want to know if there's a way to get past the level four dungeon without having to use the wizard key?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2002 : 03:43:24 AM
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It was Moe in that episode where Homer starts his own vigilante and Jimbo wants to join. He says that he can swing a sack of doornkobs, when Moe cheaply tells him to supply his own.
And your quote is from the episode where Homer becomes the voice for Poochie the dog. It is Database asking Homer a question about the Itchy & Scrathy video game and Homer, obviously, has no idea what he's talking about. I think this is right. Excellent quote. It took me a good five minutes of brain busting to get it right.......that is, if it's right.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2002 : 03:48:14 AM
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Here'a another. This sould be pretty easy.
"Oh, uh, I'm, uh, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt... um, oh, geez, trees, shrubs, uh, I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2002 : 04:36:11 AM
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Yes, you are correct. And the answer to your quote is
Police Cheif Wiggum.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2002 : 12:19:56 PM
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best simpsons quote ever
"What the dillio?"
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2002 : 5:24:02 PM
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Hehe.....good ole Marge.
And don't forget Flanders' rendition of it "What the didly-o?"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 06:18:05 AM
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Here's one:
"Oh no, now I have to run. Oh lord I wish I werent so fat"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 06:21:09 AM
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Oh, and here's an easy one. 
"Here, have a FlamingMoeJoe. It's on the house."
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 09:47:55 AM
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Hehe......Moe......
"It's hard to say......he may have come up with the drink. But I came up with the idea to charge $6.95 for it!"
"Oh your 'teef' hurt?! Well that's too freackin' bad!! And I can tell you where to stick your freakin' sody too!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 9:12:28 PM
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Here's another one pcbdmb:
"Now if ya'll follow me, i'll direct you to my chair...were I need to get off my feet for a few mintues"
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 9:16:33 PM
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Chief Wiggum, when he's giving Bart's class a tour of the police station.
"Now this is the police radio. It is the single most important piece in this facility.....so you can see why the boys put their banana stickers on it."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 9:20:25 PM
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Yeah, I just watched that episode today. Another good one from it,
"It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn."
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2002 : 11:56:19 PM
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Yeah......I don't his name (that is, if he has a name) but he was one of the students at the military acadamy. He says it right before running into Bart and Lisa who are practicing the Eliminator.......I have't seen that one either in a long TIMe.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2002 : 06:13:47 AM
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This ones good too:
"Let me get the situation right. Your...a girl."
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 01:01:15 AM
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Yeah.....that general guy.....hehe.
"Gentlemen! I have been told that the Eliminator is considered cruel and unusual punishment. I have therefore been forced to discontinue its use......(Lisa sighs of relief)......which is why you will be the last class to tackle it!"
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:12:10 PM
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Here is another one:
"So am I just supposed to sit here and stare at this pen...whoa! Her clothes are comming off!" |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:34:01 PM
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| I think it was Homer talking about one of those pens where when you turn it upside down, all the clothes come off. Hehe.....that's really funny when he's holding ten of them and starts drooling. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:38:11 PM
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Yeah, he holds 10 of 'em and counts down from 5. But earlier, after he says the quote I picked, he goes
"You know who would like a pen like this? Men." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:39:10 PM
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| Hahahahaha!!! Yeah! I remember that now. Ahhhhh...Homer's the man. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:41:47 PM
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| I like it when he goes laying in his coach, and the phone starts ringing, he does, "Marge! Marge! Can you get that!?" (and the phones only 2 feet away) Then he tells the dog to do it, but it walks away, and then he goes, "There's got to be something on this remote that turns that thing off!" (starts pressing buttons, the phone stops ringing) "aahhh" |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:53:45 PM
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I think one of my favorites is the episode where Homer decides to stop going to church. That was back when Conan O'Brien was still producing there.
God: Thou has forsaken my church!
Homer: I know.....but I work hard and provide for my family, so why should have to spend half my Sunday listening to how I'm going to hell?
God:Hmmmmmmm......you have a point. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2002 : 8:55:21 PM
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| LOL. Yeah, that one's a classic. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2002 : 5:31:11 PM
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"Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?"
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Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2002 : 7:51:29 PM
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| Don't know his name, but it's that blind guy that gets Santa's Little Helper after Bart gives him to the Repo men so he can keep Laddie. He says this when the cops question his possession of marijuana, and that is his response. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2002 : 7:57:21 PM
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Phht. Duh, I'm sure everyone knows that. That's a funny episode. Matter of fact, I think most of them are funny.
I just saw the other day the episode where they do The Raven.. MAN, that was funny. (and when I just typed "MAN" I actually not only shifted for the caps, but I also hit he keys harder, so that you would all know that I really meant what I was about to type.) |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2002 : 11:24:15 PM
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| I've never understood that. People pound the crap out of their keys.....especially the enter and space bar keys. I mean c'mon......what did the keys ever do to you? |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2002 : 01:34:31 AM
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Well, UNDERSTAND IT, BITCH.
Seriously, give it a try, you'll understand. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2002 : 03:21:18 AM
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| So it's basically a really expensive stress ball? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2002 : 1:57:24 PM
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| No, instead of italicizing the "really" in that sentence, you have to beat the hell out of your keys. We'll all understand. Now you try. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2002 : 7:37:33 PM
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pcbdmb...here's one i'm pretty sure you WONT get! (simpsons)
"Um...it sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 8:53:03 PM
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| The only thing that comes to mind is Monty Python where the woman is beating the dirt out of her rug with a cat.......but that has nothing to do with the Simpsons. Is this from a new episode? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 8:54:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by enthuTIMsiast
No, instead of italicizing the "really" in that sentence, you have to beat the hell out of your keys. We'll all understand. Now you try.
How 'bout I don't and say I did? |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 11:03:17 PM
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quote:
Is this from a new episode?
It's recent, but I wouldnt say new. Keep guessing. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 11:04:52 PM
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| Here's a hint. The person that says that line isnt a major character, but he's talking to one. That should help. SHOULD. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 11:29:11 PM
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| Holy crap. I can't even begin to guess. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 06:09:51 AM
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| That line takes place in one of the funniest episodes ever; when Lisa goes through the "Simpson Dumbeniness" Before she permately begins to act like Homer and Bart and to close her journal, she walks around the town, and goes to a small cafe where there is a woman playing violin. The violin playing is horrible, and the guy next to her goes, "Um, sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat." To which Lisa replys, "No, you have to hear the notes she's NOT playing." The man then goes, "Hmph! I can do that at home." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 06:59:23 AM
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| Oh yeah........man! What an obsure reference. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 06:06:39 AM
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OK......I have a few for you! The second should be really easy. I just put it in because it's pretty funny.
"I have a life outside of you, Bart."
"Thank God we're back in Hollywood.....where people treat each other right."
"I want to help you George Washington? Man, even your dreams are square." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 08:46:22 AM
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| ...caucasian male, age 6 to 10, slightly balding... |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 08:58:58 AM
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pcbdmb asked:quote:
"I want to help you George Washington? Man, even your dreams are square."
Bart standing in the door to Lisa's room as she awakens from a dream of George Washington telling her to crucify Jebediah Springfield. Guest voice on the episode, Donald Sutherland. She located that Silver Tongue. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
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"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 6:18:16 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by enthuTIMsiast
...caucasian male, age 6 to 10, slightly balding...
Chief Wiggum. Describing his son, Ralph.
And good job Fluffy....just two to go! Also, I don't think you saw this thread, as it is in the tab section.......
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2589 |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 6:19:32 PM
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That quote was the only redeeming quality to that episode.
And what's this...did I actually quote it right for once? |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 6:21:37 PM
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| There's a first TIMe for everything. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 10/23/2002 : 6:41:54 PM
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Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 7:21:19 PM
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| That's the smallest beer I've ever seen. Almost looks like the gummi beer that Homer eats at the Duff Brewery. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 7:31:39 PM
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| Hehehe...gummi beer. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 7:33:26 PM
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"C'mon Barney. You've had enough."
"But we haven't tried Rasberry Duff, Dark Duff, Tartar Control Duff...." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 01:13:04 AM
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Here's one.
"Hhmm, I wonder how much air is in here?" |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 04:34:18 AM
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| Damn. For some reason, I know that's Homer.....but I can't place it. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 06:02:10 AM
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| No, not Homer. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 11:18:41 AM
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quote:
but I can't place it.
What's that? !!!!! |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 8:34:19 PM
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| Just because I'm an aficionado of the Simpsons, doesn't mean that I know every quote ever made by every character on the show. I mean, look at the obscurity of the quote. Who the hell would know that? |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 10/26/2002 : 8:53:34 PM
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| My comment had its foundation in the fact that you seem to know every other one, and I honestly was surprised when you didn't know that one. Honestly. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 8:56:25 PM
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| The funny thing is....I try to imagine each character saying that.....and instead of narrowing it down, I can hear every single one say it. Damn it. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:48:35 PM
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quote:
Hhmm, I wonder how much air is in here?"
It's MOE. When Snake steals money from the bar, Moe runs into a secret room where he says, "take your best shot, i'm behind 6 inches of bullet proof (sp?) glass" Then Snake steals the money while Moe yells, then he says, "Hhmm ,I wonder how much air is in here?" And passes out. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:54:09 PM
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| Argh! Of course it seems so obvious now!!! D'oh well. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:05:03 PM
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| Thats the second one you havent gotten pcbdmb. You seem to be losing your touch with these quotes. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:07:10 PM
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| Yeah, whatever. Why not just put something doen like "hello" and see if I get it. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:08:09 PM
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| 'touche! |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:09:32 PM
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Ok here's one:
"and"
Get that one.
Flood control: 1
Jason: 0 |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:10:05 PM
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"Thank God we're back in Hollywood.....where people treat each other right."
Now I think this one is from on the film producers that tries to make the Radioatctive man movie in Sprinfeild, and ends up going bck home. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:21:12 PM
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HTG......correct!
Jason......I would have to say every character. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:24:18 PM
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HTG......correct
Thats a great episode. I like when Bart thinks that Milhouse is riding the bike and the van hits him, but it's actually that old stunt double. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:28:35 PM
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"So Milhouse, it must be pretty nice to be back at school, huh?"
"Quiet! I'm trying to get my citizenship." |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:30:50 PM
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Best part in the episode:
When Bart is looking Milhouse, he climps up into his tree house and takes a look around, but when he looks around, there are more than 4 corners of the room, and Milhouse is in the corner. Oh man that was classic. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:33:11 PM
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| I think it's when Wolfcastle gets taken away by the tidal wave of acid and yells "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:37:08 PM
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FUNNIEST SIMPSON MOMENT:
When Chief Wigum is looking for (I think, the guy who stole Springfields biggest jewl) he says, "here is a hankerchief that the suspect left behind. And here are some attack dogs that are trained to find the man from it's scent. ." he pauses, "excuse me, it's a little warm in here." he then whips the sweat off of his face and arm pits. Then he lets the dog sniff the hankerchief and the dogs jump on him and tear him up. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:39:45 PM
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Yeah......and right before that...
"Thsi cat burglar is a cancer in this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the......hey Lou, what cures cancer?" |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:41:42 PM
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| LOL, yeah. "I noticed he had sneakers...for sneaking!" |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:49:16 PM
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| And the final reason that I know he's the cat burglar......he has the world's largest cubix zarconia on his coffee table. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 08:19:55 AM
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I cant remember any more from that episode, but here's one:
"We played Dungeons and Dragons for 3 hours! Then I was slain by a Troll." |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
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Posted - 10/27/2002 : 08:24:27 AM
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| HOMER! When he has to go to college and he lives with those nerds, lol. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 5:57:01 PM
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"Good lord, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."
"How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy."
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 6:07:50 PM
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Originally posted by pcbdmb
"I have a life outside of you, Bart."
Well......since no one got this, it was Sideshow Bob in that episode where he hypnotizes Bart to kill Krusty. He steps on the rake and says
"Rake! My archenemy."
Bart: I thought I was your archenemy!
Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 6:36:46 PM
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"Good lord, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."
Bart, when he's eating dinner with his family and Mr.Burns. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 6:44:19 PM
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| One down, two to go! |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 6:45:26 PM
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| That last one...I wanna say T.V news anchor Kent Brokman... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 7:11:43 PM
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| Nope......but it does sound like something he would say. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 7:28:32 PM
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quote:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
bart says after they watch krustys kristmass special, and lisa asks "isnt krusy jewish"
quote:
"How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy."
Milhouse when he and his girlfriend are broken up because her dad finds them in barts tree house. i think
Try this one
"dont do it son, hows that game gunna help with your putting?" |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 7:54:58 PM
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| My natural instinct says that it's Homer in that episode where Homer and Ned bet on Bart's and Todd's mini-golf championship. But I can't place its context. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of Lisa helping him out and Homer blowing off her ideas, but I can't remember if it happened or if it just fits the storyline. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 8:35:11 PM
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| nope, not it. good logic though, but not it. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 8:44:43 PM
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That's what I thought. I have no clue. But there are some funny quotes in that episode too.
Homer: Give your putter a name.
Bart: Why?
Homer: D'oh! Whaddya mean why? All good golfers name their putters. That's why.
Bart: OK. Mr. Putter.
Homer: NO! Give it a girl's name.
Bart: Why?
Homer: Fine! Your putter's name is Charlene. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 11:28:32 PM
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"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Homer, I think it's the one where Gary Colman (sp?) guest stars. I dunno, but I know it's Homer. |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 05:11:14 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Saint Jude
quote:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
bart says after they watch krustys kristmass special, and lisa asks "isnt krusy jewish"
Sorry. Saint Jude got it right. Now if I could only figure out that other quote. Damn it! I can't. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 6:24:15 PM
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It is quite a doosie, perhaps i will put a little hint
"-Dont do it son, hows that game gunna help with your (pause) putting
-(second person) Take it, take it take it take it take it take, JUST TAKE IT!" |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 6:38:54 PM
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Here's two in the same scene: Name 'em both.
"You killed Ned Flanders zombie!"
"He was a zombie?" |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 7:14:50 PM
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That one was from the Holloween special, where Bart tries to raise Lisa's dead cat, but he raises the dead instead.
How about this one:
"I don't think women and sea men mix together at all..."
"We all know what you think!" |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 7:18:02 PM
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"dont do it son, hows that game gunna help with your putting?"
That's the one where Bart steals that game, Bone Storm I think what it was called. Some character that supposed to represent Sonic says "Take it,Take it,Take it,Take it,TAKE IT!" |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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pcbTIM, guess these two.....
