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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 04/16/2002 : 9:44:13 PM
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So, i was watching TV, and i saw what may be the funniest thing 've EVER seen!!
Even funnier than the time i was aimlessly flipping through channels and i saw a group of nuns singing WHIPEOOT!
It was a Japanese fish auction!! YOu know that incredibly fast Japanese talk??? Imagine that ten times faster, and a whole bunch of people yelling in Japanese to secure their fish!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 9:56:38 PM
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Yes Jay. . . that IS intresting. Haha, reminds me of Iron Chef.
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 12:27:23 AM
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Well, this topic IS about food.
Someone just started perking some coffee in a room below me and MAN does it smell like a dream. I feel like I'm in Seattle or Guatemala, it's just perfect. Just enough of a smell that I can smell it when I'm not thinking about it (unlike now) but when I try to strain and smell the wonderful java, I can't.
I'm going to have to say that this is some kind of special blend, too, not that average Folger's (which CAN be good, too). I'm going to say it's something exotic. Maybe a fresh fine ground imported bean....MMMMMmmmm..
No one understands me. |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 02:31:57 AM
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Jay... what the hell channel are you watching a Japanese fish auction on?
Bad Side... I share your sentiment that coffee smells orgasmic.
Speaking of good smells, my roommate is taking a shit and the smell is seeping under the door.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 04:27:04 AM
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Speaking of good smells, my roommate is taking a shit and the smell is seeping under the door.
wow.........all I can say is........wow......
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 08:30:32 AM
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Speaking of good smells, my roommate is taking a shit and the smell is seeping under the door.
Well, maybe at least HE's enjoying it.
No one understands me. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 3:26:33 PM
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It was on teh Travel Channel
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 3:47:16 PM
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Jay you're so funny! Whatever you do DON'T lay off the weed!!
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 9:24:46 PM
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i think weird al yankovic did a a parody on ufh about a japanese fish auction...
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2002 : 11:45:15 PM
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WHEEL... OF... FISH!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 02:01:51 AM
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Fish-slapping dance!!!!!!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 09:06:07 AM
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To make sure that tune gets stuck in your head all day, here are the lyrics!!
Fish Heads
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Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
by Barnes and Barnes
From the album:
Voohbaha!
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 12:10:02 PM
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"now, you can either have the fish you just won, or you can get WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!" "i'll have what's in the box" "so...what's in the box...Nothing, absolutly nothing, you won nothing, what an idiot! STUPID!!! you so STUPID!!!"
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 1:47:23 PM
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Haha classic... I love that movie.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 4:13:48 PM
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Hey Liz, funny you just posted that. I was talking about just that song in another post not to long ago:
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1492
I was not able to watch the link you provided, do you know if it is the video for the song they used to play on MTV? The video was these 2 guys in crazy masks at a birthday party. Around the birthday table were all these dead fishes with party hats and noisemakers. It was the craziest video. I always loved it. I rushed right out and bought their album. Those guys are so twisted. Speaking of Twisted, I got the Stephen Lynch album that we talked about many moons ago. Now that is TWISTED!!
small PS: I just noticed the topic number: 1492 "a date that will live in infamy".(At least in my mind)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2002 : 8:29:02 PM
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"now, you can either have the fish you just won, or you can get WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!" "i'll have what's in the box" "so...what's in the box...Nothing, absolutly nothing, you won nothing, what an idiot! STUPID!!! you so STUPID!!!"
OK....you can either have the boat....or......the mystery box.
Are you kidding?! We'll take the mystery box!
Peter...no!!!
Lois....c'mon.....the boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how long I've wanted one of those! We'll take the box.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 04:59:57 AM
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pcbdmb wrote:quote:
OK....you can either have the boat....or......the mystery box.
Are you kidding?! We'll take the mystery box!
Peter...no!!!
Lois....c'mon.....the boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how long I've wanted one of those! We'll take the box.
Shouldn't it be:
OK....you can either have the boot....or......the mystery box.
Are you kidding?! We'll take the mystery box!
Peter...no!!!
Lois....c'mon.....the boot's a boot, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boot! You know how long I've wanted one of those! We'll take the box.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:21:09 AM
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Naw.....they're from Rhode Island. They don't talk stupid.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 08:33:44 AM
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DOAH!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 10:54:45 AM
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Hey Liz, funny you just posted that.
Not to sound confusing, but I replied on the other topic and I said I missed your post about the fish heads. The link I posted isn't from MTV, it's just a silly but cute animated website with the song playing.
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 1:24:42 PM
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weird al...man i remember when that was all i'd listen to, pretty sad huh?
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 7:57:56 PM
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weird al. some of his stuff is funny.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 02:28:02 AM
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His best one would have to be Fat. Man! He copied every one of Michael Jackson'd moves. It was hilarious!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 04:43:31 AM
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I think Weird Al is a genius when it comes to parody. Right up there with Spinal Tap. I know we talked about UHF a while back as well. He is DAMN FUNNY!! Plus you have the added bonus of Rick Derringer on guitar. He smokes!! I am always amazed how well they recreate the exact sound of what they are parodying. That really isn't very EZ. I also really liked his album cover parody of Nirvana, NEVERMIND!!HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 08:02:26 AM
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Personally i liked the polka remixes of popular songs. Those were pretty funny. he def. is a master at what he does though!
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 3:25:10 PM
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one of the first wierd al songs i herd was jurassic park.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 6:56:35 PM
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Fat... 'nuff said.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 9:14:04 PM
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Thank you, Silky......we business partners have to watch each other's backs.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 9:33:33 PM
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fat is good, but the video for it is much better. "yo yo man, ding dong yo, ding dong" and he eats all those do'h-nuts, and his fat suit gets all huge, cracks me up!!
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:52:01 AM
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I have to agree, the songs are funny, but the videos are amazing. The detail of the parody never ceases to amaze me. Same kind of attention to detail on the Simpsons as they parody american suburban life. Truly outstanding insights!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 2:55:44 PM
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Yeah i concur there, his videos are the best, i wonder if he directs them himself....
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 3:06:02 PM
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To my understanding, he comes up with the concepts and someone else directs it. I guess he writes the script or storyboards for it and has someone else direct it. So I guess the ideas are his for the parody but I don't think he actually directs. I have always wanted to get a video or DVD with all the Weird Al vids on it. If I do I will make sure to let you know who is credited as director.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 10:07:13 PM
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Fluffy, my Emily is a Weird Al Freak! She has most of his CD's and the Weird Al Yankovic Video Library. It's the video of his greatest hits. The next TIMe she watches it I'll check out the credits.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 04:28:31 AM
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To my understanding, he comes up with the concepts and someone else directs it. I guess he writes the script or storyboards for it and has someone else direct it. So I guess the ideas are his for the parody but I don't think he actually directs. I have always wanted to get a video or DVD with all the Weird Al vids on it. If I do I will make sure to let you know who is credited as director.
So he doesn't direct?
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:08:18 AM
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NO!! I do not think so. Liz will give us the definitive answer. See, nurses can be good for something. HEHE j/k LIZ!!! Just had to say it after the whole Nurses Nite thing.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 06:16:03 AM
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I said:quote:
Fish-slapping dance!!!!!!
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/
Then click on the video thing on the left.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 09:47:29 AM
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Lemme get this straight, you say a "fish" auction, on the "travel" channel, lmao.. what's the world coming to.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 11:11:44 AM
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I think you have worse things to worry about if you're concerned about the state of the world due to a Japanese fish auction being broadcasted on the Discovery Channel.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 12:35:22 PM
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and then mtv can turn the fish auction into a reality tv show with college students!
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 12:38:24 PM
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and then ABC, NBC, FOX, and CBS will rip-off the idea and make their own.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2002 : 6:39:09 PM
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And WB and PAX will replay the reruns.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 10:33:14 AM
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We will really know the world is coming to an end when MTV hosts the show. Maybe they could incorporate it into The Osbournes. Ozzy's Fish Auction! and he will bite the head off for you.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 10:44:34 AM
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See, nurses can be good for something.
Hee hee! More than you will ever know my friend! We nurses have many useful purposes! We aim to please! LOL!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:01:51 AM
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May I refer you to a joke posted by Silky:
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A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken.
The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his
finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton
to wipe away the excess blood. She can't find one so she
looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy is so pleased he asks; "Do you think I could
have a urine test done?"
YOU MAY JUST BE RIGHT
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:42:34 AM
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That joke creeps me out! I always wear my PPE (personal protective equipment) at work with all the blood I'm exposed to. Seriously, blood is the transport mechanism for many diseases. I'm very careful about following the universal precautions policy. I'll have to get someone to take a pic of me sometime when I'm all dressed up in operating room garb and send it to you. The face shield freaks people out!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 05/04/2002 : 2:33:21 PM
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blood is the transport mechanism for many diseases.
The understatement of the decade.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2002 : 8:06:31 PM
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This is all we talked aboot in health class for two weeks........it was boring, but SAFE! DON"T DRINK BLOOd, KIDS! EVEN IF THE STRANGER YOU TRY TO DRINK FROM LOOKS NICE!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2002 : 9:47:04 PM
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YOU BUNCH OF CRAZIES!!!!
*~Kaleigh~* |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2002 : 12:56:39 AM
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Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Sing Along!!! http://www.avalon.net/~egothras/Fishhead[1].ram
(Due to the brackets in the URL, you'll have to cut and paste.)
teri 
p.s. I'll pre-apologize to those like EnthuTIMsiast who don't have speedy connections. |
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