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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
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 Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:11:29 PM
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you might want to stop masterbating....
"Seems like people are the viruses
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:23:07 PM
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i thought this was really funny, i like the monsters chasing the kitten....
"Seems like people are the viruses
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:24:24 PM
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! It's funny cause it's true!
But those monsters are hilarious!
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:36:10 PM
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all it needs are little text bubbles for the monsters that say "arrg"
"Seems like people are the viruses
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:40:02 PM
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......then it would be perfect!
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 7:55:37 PM
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not many people seem to be enjoying this as much as you and i...we must have unique senses of humor, or eveyone else is just lazy 
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:02:41 PM
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I guess so.......oh, by the way, you should edit your original message. Change the first closing brackets. Then it should show up on the page.
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:04:13 PM
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quote:
I guess so.......oh, by the way, you should edit your original message. Change the first closing brackets. Then it should show up on the page.
"I do what I can with what I've got."
ah, thank you. i couldnt figure out why it didnt work
"Seems like people are the viruses
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:07:35 PM
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anyTIMe! As soon as I go back to school, I'm gonna make that pic my background.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:21:26 PM
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Hehe classic Carlin quote... but the little monsters add an invaluable visual aid. That picture is great.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 8:27:52 PM
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I'm sorry...I just laugh everyTIMe I see that!
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:03:53 PM
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got another one for y'all
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:06:26 PM
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thats why cats have nine lives... otherwise they would all have died off by now.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:11:36 PM
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"Seems like people are the viruses
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:12:16 PM
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thats why cats have nine lives... otherwise they would all have died off by now.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
haha true dat.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 10:51:48 PM
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Man, if the kitten thing was true...I'd personally be responsible for the death of all the kittens in about a hundred mile radius.
No wait...
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2002 : 11:05:09 PM
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"Seems like people are the viruses
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:16:47 AM
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the pic just never gets old :)
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 01:09:39 AM
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Cats just plain wouldn't exist.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 01:39:25 AM
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I was leaning toward cats not existing at all myself, pcbdmb. I'm with you. I think cats, as a species would just not be here. I mean, it would have started long ago. Some cave-man, cooking his mammoth (hehe) just 'happening' to get some cooled cave-grease on his hand and his cave-schlong. Then....well, sorry, kittens.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 02:31:09 AM
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More like..................Then....well, sorry, saber-tooth tigers.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 03:36:46 AM
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If that were true then I think I would have been solely responsible for the end of domestic cats, as well as dipping into a large population of carnivorous felines during the ages of 15-17.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 03:56:48 AM
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Hahahaha!!! We've got a mass murderer on our hands (pun intended)!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 04:00:11 AM
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I don't think any man will ever nut more in his life than during the high school years. Once the curtain is lifted on maturbation it's all downhill from there. It's like a straight up yank-fest for a while when it's first discovered.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:39:14 AM
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EnthuTIMsiast said:quote:
I was leaning toward cats not existing at all myself, pcbdmb. I'm with you. I think cats, as a species would just not be here.
That is how we know that sign is not true. Cats exist. If that were true, they would not exist. Hell if it were true I would have killed six last nite. Which brings me to my next quote.....
Silky said:quote:
I don't think any man will ever nut more in his life than during the high school years.
I can't speak for all males, but I have only gotten better and BUSIER with age. What was I thinking in high school? I must have thought I would run out or something. Now I know better and I just go for the...
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straight up yank-fest!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 07:43:04 AM
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I thought about it a little more.(the kittens thing, not the masturbating. Although, I was masturbating while I was thinking about it) Seems to me that sign is probably put out by the catholic church(notice no caps)as another one of there many, and ever so popular GUILT tactics. The catholic church thrives on inflicting guilt and keeping its members in line by the use of GUILT. That sign fits the catholic church to a "T".
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 2:23:16 PM
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Honestly... why would anyone in heaven really care if you crank it out? How is that really all that different from other recreational activities?
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:55:57 AM
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The catholic church teaches that cum is some godlike substance that cannot be wasted that way(or by the use of condoms). How stupid is that in this day and age. catholic church needs to bring itself out of the Dark Ages and realize we are living in a completely different world than 2000 years ago. The world has changed and they need to change along with them.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:01:46 AM
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Which is why the buddy Christ would be welcomed with open arms!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:05:10 AM
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How is that really all that different from other recreational activities?
Oh I could think of a few reasons why it is different. We don't have an intramural sport for it. It doesn't sell out stadiums. It's like a secret that no one talks aboot, but everyone knows. But that would be pretty damn funny......Tag Team Masturbation cuming up next right here on the World Whacking Federation.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:16:28 AM
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Hehe I think the logistics of it prevent it from being a spectator sport. After all... generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation.
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:22:07 AM
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.......therefore it can't be a participatory sport either!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:00:16 AM
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Silky said:quote:
generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation.
Yes, then it becomes BUKKAKE!!!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:09:43 AM
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Oh no you don't! You're not gonna ruin masturbation for me too!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:35:45 AM
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Shouldn't be ruined for you unless you are doing it in a group.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:37:13 AM
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Who knows? Maybe it could be better.......
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:55:08 AM
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I think I will rely on my instincts on this one, and my instincts tell me I would rather masturbate alone than with a group of men who are all masturbating. Hell, I am not even sure I could stay hard enuf to masturbate in that situation. Maybe it's just me.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:27:11 AM
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Who said anything aboot guys?
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:31:14 AM
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Sorry, BUKKAKE IS a bunch of guys!! No way around it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:34:01 AM
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Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it.......and I thought you were going to bed you liar!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 04:48:22 AM
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Let me refresh your memory...
Fluffy said:quote:
Good night all I am calling it an early NIGHT on the board. Mind you, I am not going to bed, just signing off.....
(see for yourself)
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1319
So I signed off, went and wrote and sent the first email of the new year to the TimReynoldsFans emailing list and realized I need to add some of the info here. So I came back. No lying. I said I wasn't going to bed. I had TR work to do. And I did it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:29:25 AM
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Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it.......
Say wha?
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 9:27:40 PM
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Whachu talkin bout Willis?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
853 Posts |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:59:29 PM
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Killing the Kittens
Doin' the five knuckle shuffle.
Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters
Bludgeoning the beefsteak
jerkin w/out a merkin
Riding the great white knuckler
auto-eroticism
Onanism
cabareting OR
going cabareting
having one off the wrist
fisting off
fist it
five-knuckle chuckle
five-knuckle Annie
making baby juice
mixing the baby batter
pulling taffy
churning the urn
churning the butter
the armswing
fidgetting with the fuckstick
tugging the trowser snake
tapdancing
dancing with myself
cracking nuts
cleaning the carrot
ordering cream sauce
coming ones mutton
groping for gravy OR
groping for goo
greasing the pole
playing the organ
strumming the banjo
bang the banjo
beat it
beat off
beat your meat
milking the cow
churning the choad
making candy OR
making icing OR
making mayonaise
banging the gong
walking the dog
paddling the pickle
pounding the nail
jerking the gerkin
taming the one-eyed monster
teaching an old dog new tricks
bopping the bologna
polishing the crown jewels
polishing the knob
choking the chicken
choking the chipmunk
choking the gopher
giving the dog a bone
tenderizing the tubesteak
shaving bark
taking a slow boat to Bangkok
Code 21 (TX)
Hit It (MI)
Hit a Lick (MI)
pocket-pool
hand balling
hand-job
jerk-off OR
jerking off OR
jerking the jock
jack-off OR
jacking off
ball off OR
balling off
squirt-n-spurt
spank the monkey
praying with the one-eyed monk
bash the bishop OR
bashing the bishop OR
flogging the bishop
flogging the poodle
flog ones meat
flog ones dong
gone whaling
wax the dolphin
waxing the wick
stroking the sausage
STROKE
having a yank
having a wank OR
wanking OR
wank OR
wanking off
whack off OR
whacking off
toss off OR
tossing offf
screw off
squeezing off
rub off
work off
pull off
pumping off
pulling the pump handle
punishing percy in palm
bang your head
pulling the pin OR
pulling the pud OR
pounding the pud
busting a nut
flying solo
solo flight
right handing
wang wrangling
frig
frigging the rigging
snapping the twig
stropping ones beak
dolloping the weiner
wanking the willy
freeing willy
singing an aria
self-service
self-stimulation
self-abuse
abuse oneself
taking care of business
going fishing
torturing the tallywhacker
pumping for man oil
playing solitaire
playing with it
PULLING THE PORK
A big date with Rosy Palms
Adjusting your set
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Auditioning your hand puppet
Backstroke roulette
Bashing the Bishop
Bashing the candle
Beating off
Beating the balogna
Beating the bed flute
Beating the Bishop
Beating the dummy
Beating the old man
Beating the pud
Beating the stick
Beating your meat
Beef-stroke-it-off
Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
Being your own best friend
Biffing off
Bleed the weed
Blowing the load
Blowing your own horn
Bludgeoning the beefsteak
Bobbing your boloney
Bopping Richard
Bopping the bishop
Bopping the bolgney
Bopping the Bonzo
Boxing the bald champ
Boxing the clown
Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches
Boxing with Richard
Buffin' the bishop
Buffing the banana
Buffing the rifle
Buggering your hand
Burping the baby
Burping the worm
Buttering the corn
Caning the vandal
Capturing the bishop
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Cheesing off
Choking Kojak
Choking the bald guy until he pukes
Choking the chicken
Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse
to come
Churning your butter
Clamping the pipe
Cleaning your rifle
Clearing the snorkel
Climbin the tree
Climbing Mount Baldy
Clobbering the Kleenex
Closet Frisbee
Clubbing the clam
Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
Coming into your own
Coming to grips with yourself
Cooking the cream of cock
Corralling the tadpoles
Couch hockey for one
Cranking the love pump
Cranking the monkey
Cranking the shank
Crimping the wire
Crowning the king
Cuddlin' the Kielbasa
Cuffing the carrot
Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Decongesting the weasel
Defrosting the fridge
Diddling
Digging for change
Digitally oscillating one's penis
Doin' The Solitary Rhumba
Doing a hand job
Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior
of Love
Doing handiwork
Doing It Your Way
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
Doing the janitor thing
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Doing the pork sword jiggle
Doing the White Knuckler
Doing your own thing
Downing at the club (for members only)
Draining the monster
Draining the poisons from the building
Driving the skin bus
Dry humping the ottoman
Dundering the devil-dolphin
Electing the president
Engaging in safe sex
Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its
denim cell
Faxing Jimmy Dean
Faxing the Pope
Feeding the ducks
Firing the flesh musket
Firing the Surgeon General
Fishing for zipper trout
Fist fucking
Fisting your mister
Five-finger solo
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
Five on one
Flick on over the thumb
Flapping Takkie (South African)
Flaying the Emperor
Flicking the bic
Flipping the Bishop
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dog
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the dong
Flogging the frog
Flogging the hog
Flogging the log
Flogging the mule
Flogging the salami
Flogging your dumber brother
Flute solo
Fly fishing
Fondling the fig
Freeing Willy
Friggit
Frosting the pastries
Galloping the antelope
Galloping the old lizard
Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
Getting a date with Slick Mittens
Getting a grip on things
Getting a stiffy
Getting chafed
Getting off
Getting the German soldier marching
Getting the glue stick
Getting to know yourself
Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
Getting your palm red
Getting your pole varnished
Giving it a tug
Giving yourself a low five
Glazing the donut
Gluing the lady's eye's shut
Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh
Going blind
Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five
daughters
Going on Peewee's little adventure
Going the blow
Grappling the gorilla
Greasing the pipe
Gripping the pencil
Hacking the hog
Han Solo
Hand job
Hand Shandy
Handy work
Hanging the old man
Hard labor
Having a ball
Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser
snake
Having a date with Fisty Palmer
Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five
sisters
Having a ham shank
Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J.
Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang)
Having a one-night-stand with yourself
Having a Sherman (British)
Having a tug
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Having dinner
Having it off
Having sex with someone you love
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hitchhiking underneath the big top
Holding my own
Holding the sausage hostage
Honing the cone
Hugging the hog
Humping the hose
Ironing some wrinkles
Jack hammering
Jacking off
Jazzing yourself
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerking Jamby
Jerking off
Jerking the turkey
Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
Jizzlobbing
Juggling the coullions
Just jerkin' it
Kicking seamen
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten
minutes to "call your parents"
Killing it
Kneading my knockwurst.
Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Knuckling the bone
La veuve poignet (French)
Launching the hand shuttle
Looking for ticks
Loping the mule
Loves labors lost
Loving the muppet
Lubing the Tube
Making a foreskin cone
Making friends with Big Ed
Making instant pudding
Making the bald man puke
Making the scene with the magazine
Making vanilla jism shakes
Making yourself at home
Mangling the midget
Manipulating the mango
Manning the cockpit
Manual labor
Manual override
Master bacon
Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
Meeting Rosie Hancock
Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four
daughters
Milking one's self
Milking the bull
Milking the cow
Milking the lizard
Milking the moose
Milking the weasel
Minding my own business
Molesting the mole
Mounting a corporal and four
Much goo about nothing
My sex life!
Nerking your throbber
Oiling the glove
Onan's Olympics
Onanism
One gun salute
One man show
One off the wrist
Packing your palm
Paddling the pickle
Painting the ceiling
Painting the pickle
Painting the walls
Palming the calm
Peelin' some chiles
Peeling the banana
Peeling the carrot
Performing a self-test
Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
Perling the oyster
Petting the lizard
Phoning the czar
Pipping the pumpkin
Playing a little five-on-one
Playing a one-stringed guitar
Playing in a one-man show
Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson
Playing peekaboo
Playing pocket pinball
Playing pocket pool
Playing tag with the pink torpedo
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the one-stringed melody
Playing the skin flute
Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
Playing Uno
Playing with the spitting llama
Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised
guys?)
Pleasing your pisser
Plunking your twanger
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Pole vaulting
Polishing Percy in your palm
Polishing the beak
Polishing the family jewels
Polishing the helmet
Polishing the rocket
Polishing the sword
Popping a nut
Popping the cork
Pounding off
Pounding the bald-headed moose
Pounding the pud
Pounding your flounder
Preparing the carrot
Priming the pump
Pud wrestling
Pulling off
Pulling rank
Pulling the bologna pony
Pulling the carrot
Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
Pulling the cord
Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the handbrake
Pulling the pole
Pulling the Pope
Pulling the weed
Pulling the wire
Pulling your goalie
Pulling your own leg
Pulling your prick
Pulling your pud
Pulling your taffy
Pummeling the priest
Pumping cream
Pumping the electric goo gun
Pumping the gas at the self-service island
Pumping the python
Pumping the stump
Punchin' the munchkin
Punching the clown
Punching the munchin
Punishing Percy in the palm
Punishing the Pope
Qualifying in the testicular time trial
Raising the mainsail
Ramming the ham
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Reading poetry
Relieving tension
Riding the great white knuckler
Rolling your own
Romancing the bone
Romeo and Himself
Roping the pony
Roping the Pope
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing off
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the pink eraser
Rubbing the rod
Running off a batch by hand
Running the cheeta
Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
Safest sex
Sanding wood
Saying a private prayer in the Church of the
First Holy Monkey
Schnauzer Shuffleboard
Scouring the tower of power
Scraping your horn
Scratchin the itch
Se branler (French)
Se crosser (French)
Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French)
Se passer un poignet (French)
Secret handshake
Self abuse
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Self-inflicted intercourse
Sex with someone you really love
Shagging
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Shaking Hands with Mr. President
Shaking hands with the general
Shaking hands with the midget
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
Shaking hands with your John Thomas
Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
Shaking the bottle
Shaking the dice
Shaking the hand of the self-employed
Shaking the sauce
Shaking the sausage
Shaking the snake
Shanking
Shellacking the shellaleigh
Shemping the hog
Shifting gears
Shining the helmet
Shining the pork sword
Shining your pole
Shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
Shooting flies
Shooting for the moon
Shooting putty at the moon
Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie
"Totally Fucked up)
Shooting your wad
Shuck The Corn
Shucking your corn
Slaking the bacon
Slamming the ham
Slamming the hammer
Slamming the salami
Slamming the salmon
Slamming the spam
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
Slapping it
Slapping pappy
Slapping the carrot
Slapping the clown
Slapping the donkey
Slapping the FleshGopher
Slapping the pud
Slapping the salami
Slinging the jelly
Smacking the oompa loompa
Smacking the salami
Smacking the weasel
Smacking-off
Snapping one off
Snapping the carrot
Snapping the monkey
Snapping the rubber
Snapping the whip
Solo flight
Solo marathon
Solo sex
Spanking Cheetah
Spanking Elvis
Spanking Frank
Spanking the bishop
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the salami
Spanking the wank
Spit-polishing the purple helmet
Spunking
Squeezing the cheese
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Squeezing the juice
Squeezing the lemon
Squeezing the weasel
Squeezing your cheese-dog
Stinky pinky
Stirring the batter
Stirring the yogurt
Strainin' the main vein
Strangling the Serpent
Striking the pink match
Stroking it
Stroking off
Stroking the dog
Stroking the lizard
Stroking the mole
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the satin-headed serpent
Stroking the squirmin' German
Stroking the wiener
Stroking your poker
Stroking your twinkie
Taking a nap
Taking a shake break
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking ol' one eye through the fly
Taking part in population control
Taking some time off
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
Talking quietly to yourself
Taming the shrew
Taunting the one-eyed weasel
Teasing the weasel
Teasing the weenie
Tenderizing the meat
Tenderizing the tube steak
Testicular tensile strength test
Testing the testicles
Testing your batteries
That crazy hand jive
The art of Unisex
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
The serta solo
Thrapping
Throwing
Throwing one
Thumping the pump
Ticklewigglejigglepickle
Tickling my fancy
Tickling the ivory
Tickling the one-eyed weasel
Tickling the pickle
Tonking
Torkin' the fork
Torturing the tentacle
Tossing off
Tossing the salad
Tossing the snag
Tossing the turkey
Tossing yogurt
Treating yourself right
Trouser snake CPR
Tugging the slug
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning my horn
Turning Japanese
Twanging the wire
Tweaking your twinkie
Twisting your crank
Twisting your tool
Unloadinging the gun
Using the Force on Darth Vader
Varnishing the flagpole
Violating the hedge-hog
Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
Wacking off
Wacking the one-eyed worm
Wacking the weasel
Wacking the willie
Waking the dead
Waking Wee Willie Wonka
Walking the dog
Walking the plank
Walking the snake
Waltzing with Willy
Wanking
Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Washing the meat
Waving the Magic Wand
Waxing the car
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Waxing your surfboard
Whackin the weasel
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whacking Willy
Whipping off
Whipping the bishop
Whipping the dummy
Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
Whipping the rat
Whipping the stiff
Whipping the wire
Whipping up some sour cream
Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
Whipping your dripper
White-water wristing
Whittling the stick
Whizzing jism
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wonking your conker
Wonking your donk
Workin' out a stiff joint
Working off
Working off a batch
Wrestling the eel
Wrestling the one-eyed monster
Wrestling the purple headed warrior
Wrestling with the bald champ
Wringing out your rope
Wrist aerobics
Yanking off
Yanking the crank
Yanking the yoyo
Yanking your plank
and not to forget the women
Applying lip gloss
Basting the tuna
Brushing the beaver
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Checking my oil
Checking the foxhole
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning your fingers
Creamin' the pie
Digging for my keys
Digitating
Doing my nails
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba
Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us
contortionists)
Drooling
Dusting the endtable
Entering the ring of fire
Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little
finger)
Finger blasting
Finger fuck
Finger pie
Flicking the bean
Flossing the cat
Frigging
Getting a stain out of my carpet
Going Mining
Gusset typing
Hula-hooping
Itching the ditch
JocelynEldering
Killing off
Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there
you are!)
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Making soup
Nulling the void
Paddling the pink canoe
Parting the red sea
Petting Snoopy
Playing solitare
Playing The Silent Trombone
Playing the beaver
Pokin' the pucker
Polishing the wedding ring
Preheating the oven
Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
Pussy poking
Riding the waterslide
Rolling the dough
Rubbin' the nubbin
Scratching the patch
Secret vice
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Slapping the Mackerel
Snatching
Soaking in Palmolive
Spelunking
Stiffening my upper lip
Stirring it up
Stoking the furnace
Strumming the banjo
Surfin' the channel
Taking a dip
The two fingered tango
Tickling the taco
Toggling the bit
Unclogging the drain
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting your safety deposit box
Whipping your nest
Working in the garden
and of course when referring to a group
M+M (mutual masturbation)
circle jerk
sewing circle
jack and jill party
BUKKAKE
and of course why we are all here
MASTURBATE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:24:12 AM
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Really?!?! Not the way Silky explained it.......
Say wha?
You told me on the email that it was a woman that did that last part.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:25:07 AM
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Is that my list?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 01:41:05 AM
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I'm pretty sure step 2 did involve a female... Fluffy?
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
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Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:34:21 AM
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Step 2 did involve "a" female, but step 1 was a roomful of men.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:53:02 AM
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great......even better
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:59:53 AM
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pcbdmb asked:quote:
Is that my list?
It's YOUR list, MY list and OUR list!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 04:54:08 AM
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Excellent......
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 08:15:18 AM
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Hummm, your list sounds like it's from The Big Book of Filth, Sterling Publishing Company.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:33:38 AM
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quote:
Hummm
That's what I like to hear.
-J
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:31:47 PM
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That's what I like to feel.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:06:16 PM
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Danger Will Robinson!
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 05:58:58 AM
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I was not confused, but I clicked anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Now I am more confused, I don't remember that at all. Shucks!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 09:36:42 AM
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I thought that picture was basically what bukkake was. I didn't know there was something else to it.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:18:47 PM
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That is BASICALLY what it is. But in most BUKKAKE videos there is MORE than 1 guy involved. Those amounts appear to me to be collections of goo. There is no way that much comes from 1 guy. I have seen girls with glasses FULL of the stuff. There is definitely more than 1 guy involved.
Silky said:quote:
generally when there is more than one person involved it ceases to be masturbation.
Fluffy said:quote:
Yes, then it becomes BUKKAKE!!!
pcbdmb said:quote:
Oh no you don't! You're not gonna ruin masturbation for me too!
Fluffy said:quote:
Shouldn't be ruined for you unless you are doing it in a group.
pcbdmb said:quote:
Who knows? Maybe it could be better.......
Fluffy said:quote:
I would rather masturbate alone than with a group of men who are all masturbating.
pcbdmb said:quote:
Who said anything aboot guys?
YOU DID, when I suggested that would be BUKKAKE, YOU said:quote:
Who knows? Maybe it could be better
BUKKAKE involves alot of guys masturbating. So I was not trying to ruin masturbation for you. Masturbation can be a wonderful solitary act. You may also masturbate in a group that could be women, but if we are talking about BUKKAKE, sorry to say it is a group of MEN.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:26:01 PM
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EnthuTIMsiast asked:quote:
I thought that picture was basically what bukkake was. I didn't know there was something else to it.
-What-
That picture basically IS Bukkake. But to get to that point there has to be ALOT of goo. Acquiring all that goo could be called Step 1. Which brings us to the picture and Step 2, which is not only limited to the "dousing of", but also can include drinking glasses or jugs of the stuff. You can't have that picture without Step 1.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:33:42 PM
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Eeeeeeeek.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 7:43:36 PM
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I hope this clears it up for EVERYONE! Now may we drop the subject of BUKKAKE?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 8:26:06 PM
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I dropped it when I saw that picture and puked..
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 8:29:32 PM
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quote:
BUKKAKE involves alot of guys masturbating. So I was not trying to ruin masturbation for you. Masturbation can be a wonderful solitary act. You may also masturbate in a group that could be women, but if we are talking about BUKKAKE, sorry to say it is a group of MEN.
Well then FORGET BUKKAKE!!! Bring on the women!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 03:10:49 AM
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Now that's the spirit!! A true TEAM playa!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 3:25:06 PM
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A Bukkake Team playa!
-Xar666
I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:39:44 PM
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Not a chance in hell!!!
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if you like kittens.....
