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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
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 Posted - 03/01/2002 : 5:40:44 PM
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Where would it be? No exceptions with this one, no cheese, plumbing equipment, fire, sandpaper, or shit coming oot of your mouth, just straight forward...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Jamie M
Chatterbox
Canada
404 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2002 : 7:12:40 PM
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I think it'd be pretty sweet to have one on the end of one of my fingers or somewhere on my hand. Of course one that could totally seal up so it wouldn't be getting poked all the time. That way you don't have to lift your head when you're lying down to see something, or turn your head when something's behind you.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1302 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2002 : 7:20:26 PM
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I concur. Good thinking. Have like a tiny one just inside a fingertip(or two consecutive fingers to preserve depth perception?).
Peace,
Patrick
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2002 : 7:26:43 PM
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That is a good idea, i can't think of anyone better...
One of my bass instructor's kids has something "wrong" w/ his eyes: he can move each one independantly like a bug. I would think that would be pretty cool...
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2002 : 7:33:26 PM
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I'd have to pass on the eyes on fingers idea... wouldn't be able to play guitar anymore. I'd probably just go for one on the back of my head so I'd be able to see in front of, and behind me.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 2:19:29 PM
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that shit would be confusing. who could you tell what was ahead or behind you? what would that even look like? speaking of 3rd eyes. have any of you heard of third eye open? they're this string quintet i think, they do tool covers. i popped 8 billion boners a minute when i first heard them.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 2:36:42 PM
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i popped 8 billion boners a minute when i first heard them.
I don't think that's possible.........
Jay you certainly have a bizarre imagination. Hummm, I don't think I would want any eyeball on my fingertip. I would be poking it all the time, especially when I type. I already have eyes in the back of my head, it's a mom thing. So, I really don't know where I could use an extra eye. LOL! Speaking of TOOL, the cover on Aenima is very kewl.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 2:58:24 PM
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I believe that if I could have an extra eye (I DO have two), I would have it AROUND my body. I would give it about a 30 or 45 foot range around my body to play with. It could go out that far, and wouldn't be encumbered with optic nerves or anything, so it could turn around like it was spinning (really sharply, I mean).
With this eye, I could see what other people were seeing, cause I could just send my eye to where they were and watch what they were watching. But possibly more importantly, I would be able to watch myself, so I could see if my zipper was down or if I was looking particularly svelte that day. Also, I could use it like a radar of sorts. When in my room, I could position my eye outside and therefore see if someone was approaching, or even if someone was approaching, whether or not it was someone I wanted to see or not.
Yep, that's what I'd do.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 3:24:38 PM
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Of course there are various other advantages to being able to watch one's self.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 4:41:16 PM
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Yeah..........if you're Narcassistic. (sp?)
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 5:02:18 PM
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Well, true, but it wouldn't necessarily be for the sake of vanity. There are some times when an outside eye would be great. It would totally oblivate the need for mirrors on the ceiling, if you catch my drift. That's more or less what I meant.
Also, you could be safer that way. I mean, you could send your eye around corners and stuff and prevent someone from jumping you.
Yeah.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 5:05:18 PM
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If I had a 3rd eye, I'd give it to a blind person!!! nuff said!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 6:13:45 PM
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......and you also have a lot of enemies........hmmmmmmm....
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 08:29:06 AM
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If I had a 3rd eye, I'd give it to a blind person
How kind of you.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:27:53 AM
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It was the first thing that popped into my head. I thought it was such a brilliant idea I added it. I didn't even have to think about it. Funny how that works sometimes.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:34:32 AM
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I'd put it on the right side of my head, so I could watch people without them knowing.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:41:35 AM
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if i had a thrid eye, i would get confused all the time and probably fall down/ walk into shit alot.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:55:13 AM
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Now that would be pretty damn funny!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:19:20 AM
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If I had a 3rd eye, I'd give it to a blind person
But what could they do with it? They'd just be like...I've never felt something like this before...maybe its a cherry...then when they ate it, they'd be like AAAHHHHHH!!!! that was an eye. Too bad I couldn't see what I was eating.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:24:50 AM
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Or maybe he could........
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:30:52 AM
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And maybe he'd just eat it anyway. Oooo. Then he'd be able to see what he was eating. Or really see himself eating his eye. Or see his eye being eaten, going where no man has gone before. That would be weird. Like the dildocam.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:34:05 AM
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Then wouldn't she have to be a virgin?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:37:10 AM
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Ummm. I don't think so. But it'd be ok if she was.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:40:08 AM
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No what I meant was.....if it is considered "where no man has gone before" for a dildocam, then she would have to be a virgin.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:16:55 AM
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EnthuTIMsiast said:quote:
Or see his eye being eaten, going where no man has gone before.
I am pretty sure Cpt Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise never ate eyes. Although I think one member of the crew was served eyes in GalaxyQuest!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 09:53:57 AM
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Here's a funny one for you. I attended a nursing seminar on fetal monitoring a couple years ago and the speaker shared this story. There was a woman with a bizarre sense of humor that took a prosthetic eye ball and conveniently placed it downtown, ya know what I mean. She went for her yearly gynecological exam and surprise! I guess the doc had the shock of his life when he placed the speculum and saw an eye ball peeking at him! If you didn't find that funny, I guess you have to be an OB/GYN nurse to appreciate it.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:42:05 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:57:39 PM
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HAHAHAHA, thats nasty
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 8:33:40 PM
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I think it'd be pretty sweet to have one on the end of one of my fingers or somewhere on my hand. Of course one that could totally seal up so it wouldn't be getting poked all the time. That way you don't have to lift your head when you're lying down to see something, or turn your head when something's behind you.
Good Lord, talk about being lazy, jeezs.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:14:13 AM
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Jamie said:quote:
I think it'd be pretty sweet to have one on the end of one of my fingers or somewhere on my hand. Of course one that could totally seal up so it wouldn't be getting poked all the time.
I just have to ask, which finger would it be on? Your index finger? If so, the irony of that is hysterical. You do realize that in most cases the finger you would use to poke someones eye out is the index finger. So if it was on your index finger, theoretically, you could use your eye to poke someone elses eye out. How weird is that. Poke out 2 eyes with 1 poke.
by the way, I have rethought the whole 3rd eye question and decided that if I had a 3rd eye, I would use it to keep and EYE on that sneaky NARC, pcbdmb!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:19:54 AM
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Poke out 2 eyes with 1 poke.
I think that's a Three Stooges move.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:23:10 AM
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Yes, but the stooges used 2 fingers. Now with modern technology, we can accomplish the same thing with 1! We are the luckiest generation ever!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:24:21 AM
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What'll they think of next?!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:28:23 AM
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Apparently, the internet on computers! Who'd uh thunk it?
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:29:55 AM
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No way!! Well slap me silly and call me Susan!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:33:12 AM
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Susan, LAY OFF THE D'OH!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:37:18 AM
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"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:42:46 AM
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Could your posts be any shorter?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:47:53 AM
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"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:51:19 AM
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:54:04 AM
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I knew I shouldn't have asked!
Ha!! Did ya one better, guess you could say I one-uped ya!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:57:40 AM
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I guess so! Not like it really makes a difference!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 06:03:25 AM
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Good thing you don't have a 3rd eye, cause I would have to punch you again in your 3rd eye!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 06:06:56 AM
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 .....wow! I think I'm the only person to ever get three black eyes!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:13:14 AM
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Certainly the first person to have 3 at the same time!! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:07:09 PM
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TTT, another bizarre one from the warped, twisted mind of JAY.
JAY, LAY OFF THE WEED!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:16:39 PM
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one more....The infamous Fire or Sand!!!!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:43:47 PM
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DAMN!! I knew I forgot one!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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If you Could have a third eye....
