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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
 Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:33:19 AM
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I remember this from like 3rd grade and it still makes me giggle today.
Sofa King We Todd Did.
Anyone have any others?
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Isaac
Chatterbox
USA
461 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:43:09 AM
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In middle school we always just said "sofa kingdom" but yours is good too.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 10:42:37 AM
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Oh! Just remembered another one ... my dixie wrecked.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 11:50:27 AM
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I always loved the names... my personal favorite is "Hugh G. Rection."
-J
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 1:24:08 PM
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Here's a classic ... Seymore Butts.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 5:00:09 PM
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does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 5:33:54 PM
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does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Yet another idiosyncracy of the English language.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 6:22:12 PM
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How about My Butt Stinks And I Like To Smell My Own Butt.
There's more to that but I can't remember.
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 6:29:28 PM
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and i want to kiss my own butt.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 06:09:53 AM
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HI, I'm James Nasium, but you can call me JIM!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:09:40 PM
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A few more I find amusing:
for pcbdmb Al, Al Coholic
Isaac Paul Frehley OR I.P. Frehley
Seymour Butts
Amanda Hugginkiss
and one of my faves Vic DeMysed
not really one but in the same vein Toms Dick is Harry
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:15:25 PM
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Someone actually paged "Hugh Jass" at the Atlanta airport one time a few years back when I was there. That was some funny shit.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 3:18:31 PM
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How about Bob Wehadababyitsagirl.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 6:25:27 PM
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How about Mike Hunt?
I love that.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 8:41:15 PM
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Ura Snotball
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:22:22 AM
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How about Mike Hunt?
I can't believe I forgot that one. I love that one. I love MIKE HUNT!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:22:58 AM
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In fact, I want to fuck MIKE HUNT!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:25:37 AM
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I love MIKE HUNT shaved, I hate MIKE HUNT when its all hairy!! MIKE HUNT is my favorite thing. I often play with MIKE HUNT. So fun to play with MIKE HUNT. I would recommend everyone try playing with MIKE HUNT! Everyone should give MIKE HUNT a shot!! MIKE HUNT loves the attention.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:39:23 AM
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Mike Roch
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:56:31 AM
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Ura Snotball
How about Eura Reynolds?
teri 
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 01:59:29 AM
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How is that insulting?!
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:02:51 AM
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In that movie Meeting the Parents, I think Gaylord Focker had a sister named Eura Focker. Or maybe I just imagined it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:15:35 AM
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I can't wait until the sequel comes out. It is supposed to be titled "Meet The Fockers."
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:18:08 AM
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I can't stand those Fockers, they are so obnoxious. Damn Fockers!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:25:06 AM
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How is that insulting?!
It's not insulting. It's Tim's daughter's name. (You know, the girl with the blue hair on the cover of id.)
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 02:56:03 AM
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I have teets Focker, could you milk me?
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 06:11:59 AM
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Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hear you. I got an ear infucksion. Bare Ass again.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:13:03 AM
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Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hear you. I got an ear infucksion. Bare Ass again.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
Damn, beat me to it ... here's my version.
Twat?!?!? I cunt hear you! I have an ear infuction. I'll finger it out later.
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I'm wearing 'push-up' undies. |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:32:01 AM
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Mike Awk wants to play with your.......Mike Hunt
EVERGREEN 143  |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:38:14 AM
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Mike Awk NOW THATS FUNNY!!!! I never heard that one b4, but shouldn't it be:
Mike Awk wants to play with Mike Hunt
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:41:22 AM
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I didn't want people to get confused and think....... hermaphrodite
EVERGREEN 143 |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 10:42:00 AM
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2 heads are better than 1 Black Lotus, here ya go:
Twat did you say? I cunt pussably hair you. I got an ear infuction. Bare Ass again, or I will have to finger it out later.
TaaDaaa!!! See what you can do if you work together. You can accomplish anything, even mindless entertainment.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:07:45 AM
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Now that one I will use in the future, thanks fluffy :)
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I'm wearing 'push-up' undies. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:55:36 AM
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Al Caholic
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:56:55 AM
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Use it in good health!! I hope it brings you and yours much joy during the holiday season!! We wish you a Merkin Christmas, We wish you a Merkin Christmas, We wish you a Merkin Christmas and a Hairy New Year!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 11:57:31 AM
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I should have said, is there an Al Caholic here? That was a great Simpsons episode!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:12:35 PM
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Fluffy Said:
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A few more I find amusing:
for pcbdmb Al, Al Coholic
Isaac Paul Frehley OR I.P. Frehley
Seymour Butts
Amanda Hugginkiss
and one of my faves Vic DeMysed
not really one but in the same vein Toms Dick is Harry
Sorry Liz, I already put in the good word for our resident Simpsonshead. And INDEED, that is a great episode!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:13:36 PM
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What about fah-q ?
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"Submit to the present evil, lest the greater one befall you." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:17:58 PM
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oops!!!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:21:32 PM
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SNL is on comedy central right now, funny you mention a merkin. There is a scotish skit on and they are wearing a merkin!!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 12:32:25 PM
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Is that Jose Fah-q ?
Ask Silky, Hoes do say fuck you!!
or is it Fah-q Deepenhard?
or Fah-q Zilly ?
I think her friends name is Zoe Fahkinwatt !!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:34:07 PM
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quote:
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How is that insulting?!
It's not insulting. It's Tim's daughter's name. (You know, the girl with the blue hair on the cover of id.)
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon?
I know! I know! As said many times before, it is very hard to type sarcasm....wait! It just did it! Sarcasm. I did it again!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 4:43:12 PM
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Good to see you did not heed your own advice and actually tried. See what can be accomplished if you actually try. You were able to type SARCASM twice(Dual times).
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 4:04:48 PM
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I just found out an eerie coincedence, maybe it's synchronicity, but both MIKE AWK and MIKE HUNT have brothers, and strangely, they are both named Urich.
Urich Awk and Urich Hunt!!
by the way, Urich is pronounced YER-ICK
Hey pcbdmb, Urich Awk and Urich Hunt, what do you think?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 5:23:57 PM
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Positive(without an H)
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 7:12:01 PM
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Hey pcbdmb, Urich Awk and Urich Hunt, what do you think?
It passes my test....I didn't go blind...
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:04:01 PM
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"Taste like burning!"
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:42:17 PM
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"You poor misguided fools! Drinking down your Flaming Moe's wondering all the time..'how does he do it?' Well, I'll tell you....the secret ingredient is.......cough syrup! Everyday, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!"
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 04:05:40 AM
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I had a really good joke planned.. but since I dont have the time I'll just tell you. I was going to take a picture of myself throwing around my Lingusitcs book. Since phonetics is a study of Lingustics I would technically amd litterally be "playing with phoenetics" LOL
yup, I'm a nerd
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 04:36:41 AM
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Yes you are!!...but then again, who isn't on this board!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 09:45:58 AM
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"Ha-Ha-Ha, that's really funny ... you taking away my dignity like that."
Moe is the man.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 4:54:52 PM
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Ahhh...your sody is to cold? It makes you teef hurt? Well that's to freakin' bad! And I can tell you where you can stick that freakin' sody too!
Well! I expected this sort of behavior at Denny's...but not here.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2002 : 11:26:24 PM
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TTT for Genome per his comments in another post about Sofa King
Peace & Keep the Faith
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genome
Fluffy-Esque
1098 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2002 : 01:15:44 AM
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I guess my comment was sofa king lame.
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powdrdogdmb
Chatterbox
USA
131 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2002 : 11:34:11 AM
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does anyone else find it odd that phonetic is spelled with a "ph"?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Yet another idiosyncracy of the English language.
What's really funny is I'm studying this stuff right now...only in German and they spell it with Ph too...Phonetik...
Peace Be With
-WBB
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 05:24:23 AM
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TTT for HTG
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:47:58 PM
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.......and whatever happened to genome?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:51:43 PM
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I could be wrong... but I think genome may have been Jason as well.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:58:43 PM
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Damn.......combine all of his "personalities" and he's way ahead of everyone else. And did you notice that BigBlastOfHotAir suddenly reached 800?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 5:49:49 PM
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Nope didn't see that one.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2002 : 9:25:19 PM
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Dirtiest words ever spoken on network television:
"Honey, What's wrong with the beaver?"
(from Leave It To Beaver)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Playing with phoenetics ...
